Orpheus Riker

He/Him

[blueboxbeagle]

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[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[the-thread-of-the-infinite]

What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

[death-of-the-endless]

Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells

[death-of-the-endless]

Adding a few more I remembered:  28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests  32. A Faerie taking a Name  33. The Dragon on the Farm  34. Synovus & Menace  35. Raising the Anti-Christ  36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved)  37. Doctors without Borders…in Space!  38. The Villain-Wrangler  39. The Last Contact  40. The 100 Parent-Point Children  41. And the Heavens Wept  42. The Night Gentleman  43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

[knottahooker]

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

[adamskiiii]

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

[writing-prompt-s]

I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

[dominamano]

Contrary to popular belief, the USPS is not funded by tax dollars! The service is funded through the sale of postage and shipping. If you want to support the USPS, buy stamps!

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[holespoles]

I just realized that the kanji for bone, 「骨」, looks like a little skeleton fella, and I can't get over it...

[blackpyrefly]

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

[blackpyrefly]

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

[foxgirlmoth]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[everythingfox]

Gluten free buscuits

[grumpyfaceurn]

they're gluten free cause they're made of beans

[heedra]

one of my very favorite obscure story tropes is when there’s an episode/plotline/tabletop campaign session where the conceit is ‘each member of the gang gets trapped in a specially tailored dream/nightmare/illusory mindscape and has to break out’

[abalonetea]

my favorite addition to this trope is when the gang has to pass through everyone’s specially tailored nightmare scape and it’s just one gut punching trauma after the next that their friends help them through

[gallusrostromegalus]

Some good twists on these:

Nightmares:

- one party member’s nightmare seems like a perfectly normal and even pleasant scenario until the rest of the party realizes that what’s normal and pleasant for them is terrifying for the other member.

-the happy-go-lucky character who told everyone their fear is something benign like “ducks” actually has a massive and crushing trauma nightmare scenario they never told anyone about because they didn’t want to be a burden/still can’t trust.

- villain tries to make a nightmare scenario for someone and it backfires because they didn’t realize that guy is a grade-A Freak and they love it.

“ideal life” illusions

- villain attempts to make what they think will be an ideal dream life only for the protagonist to immediately point out a glaring flaw or get mad because they know damn well life isn’t like this

-a party member struggles to break free from the illusion because it’s just like regular life for them

- party discovers someone in the group has been not entirely honest about who they are when their ideal life doesn’t match thier projected persona at all.

-the illusion is exactly the same as real life save for one glaring but inconsequential difference, like someone having a different hair color.

[eltrolodecadadia]

[spielzeugkaiser]

More bear!Jaskier. Jaskier only uses his strength sporadically to a. save Geralts ass or b. manhandle him. (it only really works if it's unconscious) Also I feel like, with both of them being witchers (and their heightened senses) there's a lot of sniffing each other. And Geralt with fangs, my beloved.

[raynecreates]

Each month in my discord I host a monthly art challenge where any art mediums are welcome! The theme for June was✨ Fae Folk ✨ So I decided to use one of my favorite paintings as inspiration - La belle dame sans merci

If you’d like to join in on the monthly challenge fun or see everyone else’s entries, anyone is welcome to join my discord (link in my linktree).

The winning theme for July is: ✨🌲 It lives in the Woods 🌲✨

[rumble-bee-art]

A progress in both art and love

I know the running gag of Sokka being bad at art throughout his life is popular in the fandom, but it doesn’t sit well with me tbh. He loves making art, he does it a lot, why wouldn’t he get better at it? Also I think it’s much easier to draw what you love, so yeah... Sokka draws Zuko a lot❤️

[mrsnaildood]

Green Worsties

[2minutetabletop]

The Medieval City Center Battle Map

This is Connor’s new map, a huge 44x32 city center with interiors included for each and every building! You can now download it from the website:

→ Find it on 2-Minute Tabletop

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[kachinaslol]

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Wait this is actually so helpful

[pinkrhinoceros]

where was this when i was making my lembas bread

[twinhearts]

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[ousia-poetica]

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