all my lovely nonsense

[wolfmomma1]

Dear right wing b*stards: why do you think you have more rights to my body than I do?

[wolfmomma1]

Dear right wing b*stards: why do you think you have more rights to my body than I do?

[wolfmomma1]

My otp.. I cant even tell who's my fave... Veddie? Hannigram? Cheric? Damnit!! Lol

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[im-a-luigi-number-one]

Wowie! Stay safe, everyone!

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[wolfmomma1]

Dear young people.. Did the term "stan-ing" after someone originate after Winter Soldier came out? Cause thays how it feels. Sincerely someone who is truly curious. Ps the moth memes are wonderful keep suprising and delighting me thanx

[wolfmomma1]

After "Blank Space" came out, how did Swift convince anyone that it would be a good idea to date her? Seriously wondering if voodoo was involved

[wolfmomma1]

Avengers thoughts

Has anyone else realized that Nick Fury, Natasha Romanoff and MOST LIKELY Clint Barton ALL KNEW that Bucky killed Tony's parents, before Steve did?

[sizvideos]

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

[mrs-prism-deactivated20180422]

This is both entertaining and really important.

[accidentallypatriotic-deactivat]

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign

[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[wolfmomma1]

Skyrim probs

Being an in-game thief and being paranoid of real cops and you have to remind yourself you're a fake thief

[wolfmomma1]

Remember kids, this country is founded on the youth going "Our leadership sucks. F*$! it we're gonna fix it ourselves." *tosses old regime out like yesterday's tea*

[wolfmomma1]

America: has a problem with giant killer bees. "You know what we should do? Get more giant killer bees to protect us from the giant killer bees!" - how the gun debate sounds

[wolfmomma1]

Gay Star Wars. I want Finn and Poe together. Rey and Rose together. Hux and Kylo together. To quote The Producers: Make it gay make it gay make it Gaaayyyy

[wolfmomma1]

Labrynrh characters sorted into Hogwarts houses: Sir Didymus is Gryffindor, Ludo is Hufflepudd, Hoggle is Slytherin and Sarah is Ravenclaw. Agreed?

[wolfmomma1]

My rant

I hate the troupe about all southerners being racist. No one says "Oh you're proud of being German? You must be a Nazi!" Stop. Stereotyping. PLEASE.

[gottamarvelfast]

WHEN UR BROTHER MANAGED TO GET A SUGAR DADDY

[wolfmomma1]

Ha!!