My name is Wolf, 31, I'm a He/They kinda person and also I appear to have a ton of self-ships. I'll keep a list somewhere accessible. This is a sideblog
Hello! I am Wolf! This is my selfship blog; it's pretty inactive now but I like thinking about doing more stuff around here.
I have five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred F/Os. I love them all very much, but I am amicable to sharing (besides my OC F/Os for personal reasons).
I am not for everyone!! I'm an adult and talk about adult things like taxes and recreational procreation. I'm anti-censorship and anti-harassment. I have popular F/Os that others may not be okay with sharing. You have express permission-- no, I ENCOURAGE YOU-- to block me if I'm not a good fit for your dashboard.
Underneath the readmore will be my F/O list. I'll update this when I update my Carrd with all the F/O tags and stuff.
who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat
Villainous F/O who calls you their pet, their toy, their tool, their treasure, their weapon, their left hand, their darling, their beloved - all at different times and in different contexts.
imagine your f/o deciding to join you in the shower for a nice domestic moment only to discover you two have VERY different ideas of "ideal shower temperature"
for the hot shower people: imagine your f/o whining about feeling like a boiled lobster while you kiss their forehead
for the cold shower people: imagine your f/o burying their face in your neck to try to steal your warmth
either way they are trying to reach for the knob as inconspicuously as possible :3c tehe
