grab me by my collar and kiss me dumbass

Remington or Wolf | 31 | He/They | Queer | I probably love you.

[drilanime]

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[fern3031]

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[bigconsequences]

I will collect Slenderman's pages before I ask chatgpt

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

[rouge-the-bat]

gotta love growing up on collectathon games and enjoying 100%-ing video games, then over time more and more games start adding gacha elements, time-limited events, and microtransactions. toootally super awesome and cool. :)) really adds something ✨️ Extra Special ✨️ to the experience to play stuff with the constant feeling that youll never be able to Do It All! unless ☝️ you spend an absurd amount of money. and/or discover a way to travel back in time to start the game earlier. and also play the game constantly, with when you play it dictated by when events happen rather than when you feel like playing. Really Fucking Fun. and by "fun" i mean "makes me want to blow shit up"

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[bigconsequences]

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Happy Birthday Present Mic, I was hit with divine inspiration to make a meme.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[catcrumb]

[userfish]

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

[traceysketchit]

various promotional discs

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[briwhosaysni]

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade