Sirius LupinXRemus Black

✨ Orion is the star of a hurt can ✨ In dog years I'm dead people think that the werewolf howls at the moon, but he is howling at the star he loves the most

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Felice anno nuovo, so che siamo troppo lontani perché questo sia un saluto naturale, ma vorrei davvero che tu abbia un anno prospero e che ti diverta

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[ Wolfstar in the middle of a make-out session ].

Sirius: wait I have a question

Remus all blushing: ... what's wrong?

Sirius: have you ever wondered why if you blow a dog in the muzzle they gets angry, but if you take them in the car they sticks their head out of the window to have wind?

Remus: ... you dumb, you're turning me on

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[ Sirius enters the gryffindor tower and sees remus read sitting on his bed ].

Sirius: can i sit there?.

Remus without looking at him: it's my lap ...

Sirius quietly: is that a no?.

Remus puts down his book and smiles.

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Well, well, well... nother year that leaves and we're still the same group of idiots who feel more comfortable here than in a social environment, i love us.

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Remus: as a gay ...

Sirius: hell yeah.

Remus: ... supporter.

Sirius: fuck.

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Sirius: let's make a cocktail, in the right hand I have my problems and in the other hand I have my bad decisions, let's see what comes out.

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Peter: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Lily: what doesn't kill you clearly weakens you.

James: what doesn't kill you should try harder.

Sirius: what doesn't kill you disappoints me.

Remus: what doesn't kill me disappoints me.

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Sirius in panic: you don't understand, Remus asked me to handle this, he's gonna yell at me, James... [ weak voice]... he can be mean in shakespirean.

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James: you're probably one of those beautiful men, who doesn't even know it.

Sirius: no, I know it.

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Sirius: i thought we had a moment.

Remus: what... when?.

Sirius: yeah you know, the night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

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That unnecessary and painful action that writers have to kill half of your shipp.

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Sirius Black singing oh darling to Remus Lupin, that's all, that's the post.

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Remus: i love u.

Sirius: i love me too.

Remus: I mean i love the letter u.

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[Tom Riddle thinking about how to impress Harry].

[ he starts writing in the air with fire ... ].

Harry: you mean you're Lord Vold ...

Tom being a dramatic bitch: wait wait, I'm almost done ...

Harry: pretend to be shocked.

Tom: surprised Potter?.

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When I say that I like men, I mean Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and James Potter ... didn't you think I was talking about real men?.

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My favorite part of the day is when I imagine what it would be like to have marauders' books.

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Harry's first day at hogwarts: ...

Dumbledore: ...