dick will go out for seven hours, return with 300 bags and say that its retail therapy
you bet ur ass he's a ariana grande stan and relates to her on a spiritual level,
meaning he scream sings her songs wherever, whenever
on the topic of music, he loves 2000s, 2010s music
hes the type of person who always offers to pay for the meal
his macs order is always a big mac meal with medium fries and medium coke and sometimes an apple pie
people always think that dick is the biggest fucking diva in the batfam and they're right. he takes a 30 minute bath everyday and uses special 3 in 1 shampoos and body lotions. he has a stupid amount of facial and hair products
he's also the biggest drama queen
absolutely terrified of lizards and cockroaches
he has a bunch of scrunchies that he doesn't use
he also has a polaroid camera that he brings anywhere, all the time, even during patrol. he's not the best photographer, but he always brings it just in case something happens
he has a figurine of every superhero
he loves yoghurt drinks
he has the comfiest rabbit themed bedroom slippers
he collects shot cups from all the countries he's been too
he gets the shot cups custom made whenever he goes to muslim countries
a/n: if ur confused its cos muslim countries don't usually have shot cups cos muslims aren't allowed to drink
watches the angstiest, saddest movies just so he can read the fluffiest fanfics afterwards
will wear a bowtie just to piss off his family with his horrible sense of fashion
has a rv that he never uses
the one time he does use it is when the family decides to go on a roadtrip
he has like 13 vacuum cleaners for some reason
he has a chandelier installed in his apartment
it's only there so he can jump on it and dramatically sing chandelier (by sia)
he loves key and peele
he frequently places random photos of himself in other peoples houses
he has a large ass air purifier
he doesn't use a mouse.
hi. hope yall liked this :). might make this into a series so stay tuned ;)))
blakekathryn
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