Carpe amorem

Whatever

[tobi-remade-blog]

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

[tobi-remade-blog]

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

[v171]

Here’s your reminder that relationships are extremely difficult. the delusion that you are going to find that person who you move into a small apartment with and read books all day and cook naked and cuddle with and play footsie under the table with is a gross romanticization of reality.

You’re going to have great times in a relationship. You’re going to go on fun dates and have great sex and hot make out sessions. But you’re also going to fight. You’re going to be in that weird stage where you like them more than they like you or vice versa and that’s going to hurt. You’re going to have to deal with jealousy and insecurity. You will have to deal with boredom in the relationship. You’re going to be too busy for them or accidentally hurt them. And you are going to have to deal with a few break ups before you find that right one.

A relationship is not going to solve all of your problems. It’s not going to suddenly make you happy. It isn’t easy. They are much harder than being single. Relationships are an unbelievable amount of work and effort and compromise and it’s not always going to be perfect. But the effort you put into it is what make it worth it. Because you fought and worked hard for this person and hopefully they did the same for you. So remember that.

[prewars]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is

[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[passivites]

Shia LaBeouf‘s livestream protest project, “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US”, has been shut down. Less than a week after the start of Shia LaBeouf’s nonstop anti-Trump live stream, the space became an online target for Donald Trump supporters and neo-Nazis.

The Museum of the Moving Image in New York City, where the installation had been set up, released a statement calling the project an “ongoing public safety hazard.” The livestream has been shut down, with the message “THE MUSEUM HAS ABANDONED US” now shown across the screen.

[danger]

[womanofpaper]

Dumbledore: You must understand, Harry, Professor Snape had a very terrible childhood.

Harry: I understand. I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

[demongoose666]

lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[younggoldengirl-deactivated2023]

Smh

[creamynut]

im gone bruh…….

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

SKRT SKRT 😭😭😭😭

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LMAO WOOOOOOOOW

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰🤦🏾‍♂️⚰😭

[c-bassmeow]

[shakugan-archive]

[astrolocherry]

Water is the most feminine of the elements and expresses through the yin psyche. In Taoist cosmology, femininity is not considered weak, but on the contrary – the most powerful and intense element to be born into. Water can steer around obstacles in its path without losing its essential being, it can dissolve the largest mountains, and erupt the biggest sea storms.

Pisces, Scorpio, Cancer  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[tobi-remade-blog]

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

[tobi-remade-blog]

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

[micdotcom]

ASOS launches plus-size and tall sections for men, addressing a major gap in the retail market

[inmyprahjects-deactivated201707]

Oh shit!

[ok2befat]

Fat people die at the same rates as thin people. 100% Don't believe their scare tactics. It's ok to be fat.

[perniciousposter-blog]

@arenchac TAG URSELF I’M THE SCARE TACTIC OMGG

[ok2befat]

You’ve got this tagged as #STOP SPREADING LIES#THIS IS FALSE#THIS IS SO VERY FALSE

So there are thin people who just, what. Never die? Ever? 

“omg yer gonna die”– Guess what boo? SO ARE YOU. 

Welcome to life! It ends. 

Did you… not know that? 

[pardonmewhileipanic]

thin people are constantly acting messy and embarrassing themselves tbh

[theslaybymic]

UNC rape survivor Delaney Robinson comes forward with brave statement

Delaney Robinson, a sophomore at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill alleged Tuesday that a football player at the school raped her in February and that UNC has done nothing about it. In a powerful personal statement she explained how “she did everything a rape victim is supposed to do.”