Wombat Forever

I just like wombats and now its your problem

[pleuvoire]

one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

[dogspouse]

never feel like i can reblog any posts about how i love seeing men beat up and crying and being miserable bc i feel like a lot of them originate from a place of not liking men. you want to see men having a miserable time because you hate men. i want to see men having a miserable time because im a sadomasochist faggot who loves them. we are not the same.

[dogspouse]

next person who comments "why not both uwu" on this gets the guillotine. the post is explicitly about loving men, and if you hate men, this post isnt for you. go make your own. or find another, theres a million posts on this website about hating men.

[wombatbattlecry]

ouch.

[wombatbattlecry]

I-I don't know how or why but I ended up on the smut side of tumblr and like.. I-I don't know what to do?? it just keeps sending me into an irrational gay panic and I don't know how to stop reading.

p-please someone help this wombat.

[channist]

[wombatbattlecry]

i don't think wombat should know the answer but I do.

[henstomper]

jealous of all those cardinals rn... hotboxed to fuck in the sistine chapel... having a good time... giggly... probably playing with eachothers balls/holes a little... fuck...

[wombatbattlecry]

"To be a wombat requires some of the best twerking skills in nature" -My coworker after I started ranting about wombats

[intercal]

you need to be tolerancemaxxing. you need to be smoking addy and popping weed. you need to be drinking coffee before you go to bed. no substance in the universe should be able to affect you. you need to be taking two breaths for the price of one just to oxygenate your blood because it's so tolerant to the stuff. you need to be impervious to chemicals. you need to be completely inert

[wombatbattlecry]

Wombat has been fucking going through it ;((

[frontmansdefender]

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

[wombatbattlecry]

WOMBAT APPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[wombatbattlecry]

wombat rebog

[lokutofu]

Lois didn’t expect Clark to actually listen

(Based on the Archie Comics panel!)

[wombatbattlecry]

i need to stop being so easy to control

[batsandboba]

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[wombatbattlecry]

Wombat Fact of the day!

Wombats make burrows to hide in, when a predator trys to follow the wombat will crush there skull by pushing there rear end against there face against the roof of the burrow!!

[ciricearts]

two prompts i did on twt!!<3

[wombatbattlecry]

I have no words that should be said outloud

[wombatbattlecry]

One of the more unusual facts about wombats is that their poo resembles an 80s toy craze rather than actual animal faeces. No joke: these critters actually excrete cube shaped poop!