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Tucker: Hey, Simmons! What the hell is going on in there?
Simmons: You gotta help us! Do you know how to use that thing?!
Tucker: My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it! What's to understand about "swish, swish, stab?" It's a fucking sword, dude; it's not a fighter jet.
+askagent-connecticut
"I need one. Please tell me you have beer or soda or something."
"Plenty of beer. Never been to a base without beer."
She says nothing. Â Just glares behind her helmet.
"Could just ask."
+askagent-connecticut
CT smiled and planted a soft kiss on his cheek. âBetter.â
"Now, what was that about a drink? I like drinks."
+askagent-connecticut
"Iâd give you an actual kiss on the cheek if your helmet wasnât in the way, private."
"Oh, right. ...Sorry, I'm just used to wearing my armor nowadays." He reaches up and lifts his helmet from his head, setting it aside. "Better?"
+askagent-connecticut
"SorryâŚjustâŚa lot on the mind," she sniffed. CT tried to smile.
"It's fine, Connie. Just... Relax, okay? Not goin' anywhere."
Washington tried so hard not to grind his teeth together at this blatant show of disrespect to.. many people. So damn hard. But of course he failed and it was a long few seconds before he could speak again, and even longer before he could uncurl the fists at his sides, âThis has nothing to do with you being a soldier Tucker, this has to do with the way Iâve seen and heard you talk to and about women and I am not impressed. The fact that I have Epsilonâs armour on has nothing to do with the fact that youâre acting like a child.â
"It has everything to do with who I am and where I come from, asshole. So shove off."
"You kinda act like one, too."
"Naaah."
âH-ow come you made the promise?â Colorado inquires
"Because it's pointless and stupid."
"Youâre a dick."
"Nah, I just have one."
"âŚI hate you."
"Yuh huh."
+askagent-connecticut
The idea of finding Wash after stabbing him in the back those years and never saying goodbye hurt more than it shouldâve. The thoughts made her cling to the cyan soldier a little more.
"Hey, c'mon. You're with Private First Class Lavernius Tucker. It's impossible to be sad! I'm just too awesome to be like that."
"Oh, you know what I mean. Unless you just want to annoy me, which wouldnât actually surprise me that much."
"Bingo."
âI-I made myself promise to not love.â Colorado- admitted with a sigh
"Hey, me too."
"Hey, just âcause it happened once doesnât mean Iâm wet for you all the time, buddy. It was awesome and all, but I still think youâre ridiculous. Youâre also trying too hardâlike seriously, if you wanna sleep with me again, all you have to do is ask. We are way beyond the point of shameless flirting."
"...Trying too hard? ...I'm actually trying? News to me."
"Thank you now stop talking.â She launches into a coughing fit. âUgh son of a bitch.â
"I don't take orders from you."
