"Let's burn it to see if it screams."
"Oooo, I wanna do one of these!"
"Come and ask me things!"
i don't do bad sauce passes
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@wonder-pumpkid
"Let's burn it to see if it screams."
"Oooo, I wanna do one of these!"
"Come and ask me things!"
now you can cause arson the way you normally do
"Yipee!"
do you also want
and more
"Thank you stranger!"
*give you 2763 lighter*
"SKID! I KNOW WHAT TO DO TODAY!"
ooga booga
- ooga booga anon
"WOAH!"
"SPOOKY! HI!"
sup
"Hi strange voices!!"
...How off limits is his little pumpkin' frien' from 0 to 10-- 🍖
"Eh. I don't know how you're setting your scale, but..."
"While I do like the boy, I don't really care for him. Just don't do it in front of my son - It'd make him sad."
"...Am I in danger?"
Hey pump do you got any plans for summer?
"Not really!"
"Just hanging out with Skid, making letters for my parents, and going on Spooky Adventures!"
Pump has a message for you all!
pump commits a crime
And he'll do it again /j
[There is a bit more static and silence, before the sounds of footsteps approach.]
“Okay, I’m back! Oh look, the cameras working too!”
[Indeed, the camera was, faced to show the forest floor. Someone picks it up and aims it, showing a rather strange group.]
Forest folk...? Hello?
[There is static and forest sounds, wind blowing and leaves crunching.]
Can we speak to the forest people? Convince them to let you go?
“Uhhhh I think so?”
“Hang on, lemme get one of them and ask!”
[He put his phone down and ran off.]
Pump and Skid like to play pranks on their parents from time to time, together too. Sometimes they get in trouble for it.
- ☄️
🎃
💀
Pump:
Ouch.
Hope Susie and Grandpa are okay…
I didn’t tell them where I was going this morning. They’re probably worried…
And Skid!
Well, I at least told Skid. Maybe he’ll tell them where I’m at?
PUMP? ARE YOU OKAY?
"Oh, yeah, I'm okay!"
"I'm just kinda... stuck?"
"And my camera's a little broken... By accident! We're trying to fix it."
Good news!
I befriended the forest people!
Slightly bad news -
They uh,
They won't let me leave.