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"Meet Me At Midnight" : wonderchef

Regal had managed to finish the dessert, and was pacing around the kitchen for the last five minutes. Even after he had been waiting attentively, he still jumped at the sound of the door. It was rather embarrassing being so nervous and jumpy over a visit from such a young man. But he admired the Wonder Chef’s talents so much it was hard to think of him about the Chef as a person rather than a Chef.

At the door, he took a deep breath with his hand on the knob before turning it and pulling it open. “Hello! It’s great to see you.”

As the door opened, the Wonder Chef couldn't help but smile. Even though he had perhaps been a little too demanding, it seemed Regal didn't mind too much.

"Likewise!" he chirped, blushing slightly at the warm reception. The Wonder Chef held tightly to his tall fork as he closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. Finally, he spoke.

"I've come tonight to tell you of a most... important matter."

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"Meet Me At Midnight" : wonderchef

At first, Regal had put the flowers in a vase on his dinning table. He’d stared at them dreamily for several minutes before getting the idea to make Peachy Bananas Foster for the Wonder Chef’s arrival. The note hadn’t warned him what he should be expecting, but he didn’t want to be caught completely unprepared. Regal drifted into the kitchen, then stared at the flowers from the doorway. Bringing them in and putting them on the counter, he set about making the dessert. It was a simple recipe that he made usually if he was short on time; this time he didn’t trust himself to make anything more complicated.

It was a good decision. Even on this, he managed to mess up twice. First, he overcooked the syrup, so distracted was he by looking at the flowers he had been sent. The second time, he had dropped the entire pan and been forced to clean up hot, syrupy fruit. Sighing deeply, he began to wash the pan, determined to make it right on the third go.

It was a very important night, and a certain young chef was slightly worried about what to wear. He had been the one to send an invitation, but as he was also the one imposing, it was important that his attire should put his fellow chef at ease. Should he wear something casual, or perhaps something a bit dressier? After much ado and cheerful decision making, the Wonder Chef finally studied himself in the mirror.

What better outfit than the one that came naturally? The Wonder Chef straightened his red cape, reached for his long fork, and with a sudden poofing sound, he was gone.

Then, on the strike of midnight, there came a knock on Regal's door.

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Sobbing over a story about fish.

hard to believe that was a whole year ago... we've known eachother for longer than i realized! ;D

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The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

"I bet all of my darling hunnies want me to examine their melons. Don’t you ever feel the urge or the passion to wish to see a woman’s melons?"

#i hope that was what you meant #haha

"Uhh.... no.... nope..... can't say I have???" The wonderchef continued to stutter, realizing this situation was pretty much hopeless. He needed to get help! This was too much for one person!

The wonderchef realized that even if he were able to bake something nutritious there would be no one to help force the boobie-crazed man to eat it. And who knows what other complications could arise...

"Fear not, Zelos, I will return to help you!!" And with that, the wonderchef poofed away, living to fight another day.

I once saw a Salad Dressing. If you were a salad, I'd like to see it again in reverse. B)

"YES! Erm… I mean… I love food puns. Keep ‘em coming, Regal!"

#thisominousblog #i am still laughing #is that bad

Hey there! Here's to hoping you have a great day! This person is one of the many that do!~

"Thanks! And sorry I didn’t see your message in all this time. I hope that somewhere, somehow, you see this and know that your words were found."

((The Wonder Chef and mun also hope that you have great day, too~))

#mallowkey #thank you #truly

I bought you an apron. It says "kiss the chef". *obeys the apron* B)

"Well then..! That was sure something."

#*cackles*#oh u #thisominousblog #hello guess who's back~#xD

The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

"I don’t want any fruit….. I just want to see and touch a darling hunny’s melons. *insert very highly awkward very risque talk here that is most likely inappropriate for the eyes and ears of children gotta keep the blog pg13 and not R I think? I leave it to your imagination* "

"OH."

The wonderchef backed away slowly. This man was beyond reason! He needed to help him recover from his delirium, and quickly!

"Okay, okay, no melons... if you're not talking about food, we have a problem here. Nobody would want you to touch a woman's er... "

*cough*

The wonderchef started blushing uncontrollably, still trying to figure out a way to feed Zelos something nutritional so perhaps he would return to his senses.

The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

"i don’t want a fruit salad. I just want to see some melons." he technically wanted to do more than just see them, but if he ever tried that to Sheena she would smack him or worse summon efreet on him. He wanted to feel some melons in his hand to see the glorious site of a pair of melons.

#ahahaha #sorry poor zelos

"Hmm... perhaps these melons aren't good enough for you?" The wonderchef pointed to the melons he had been holding before, though now he was quite confused. He was now starting to become aware that perhaps Zelos was talking about something else entirely...?

Then realization dawned on him! Like a light from above, there appeared the glittering sparkles of sudden comprehension!

"I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, ZELOS! IF THESE ARE NOT ENOUGH...."

And then suddenly a giant watermelon rained down from just above their heads. The wonderchef caught it artfully in one hand, turning to smile at his picky new companion.

The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

"These aren’t the kinds of melons I like….." Zelos was flabbergasted as to why the wonderchef would think he likes the fruit melons more so than real melons. He stopped using his melon vision. "i like these kinds of melons." Zelos whipped out some photos of sheena at the beach and pointed to her chest.

#yours too omg #your zelos is so perfect

"You do know there's nothing there, right? No melons." The wonderchef smiled out of pity and shook his head. "It's just a young woman in a bathing suit."

It seemed like a classic case of malnutrition, actually. Perhaps what Zelos needed was a good meal and some camaraderie.

"Tell you what, I will make you up a nice fruit salad, right here. That ought to fix your delirium, right?"

The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

Zelos was half tempted to check if the wonderchef had melons, but he might get smacked and that would be bad. He wanted to avoid being smacked as much as possible. He began using his melon vision to asses the wonderchef’s chest to see if there truly were melons there though they may be more like kiwis or apples than melons, but they’d still be fruit at least.

#sorry idk where i was going with this!#haha #have some melons

"I see you are befuddled! Well allow me to explain!"

The Wonderchef twirled majestically on one foot, his cape billowing behind him. When he was facing Zelos again, suddenly in his hands were two large melons. He held them out to Zelos.

"Here, by the way have some fruit. I hear you like melons?"

The Wonderchef has followed Zelos

"Man the first person to follow me and it’s some other person. You’re not a cute darling hunny at all."