Wonderful, Terrible Things

Student Funeral Director, writer/editor. Charming, friendly, occasionally possessed by demons. Approach with caution.

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[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[valtsv]

how to make body horror step 1. recognize the inherent horror of having a body step 2. get real weird with it

[valtsv]

it's okay if you get horny during this process in fact it's generally encouraged

[homunculus-argument]

booty shorts with if thine eye offends thee, pluck it out written on the ass.

[jaymzeecat]

Like if you like the Scream movies, reblog if you only watch them for Deputy Dewey.

[rebel-heart-gypsysoul]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pentragons]

So choose kindness, above all else. Because when we give kindness, we’re choosing to be the best version of ourselves.

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the portal

[aridante]

Somewhere, lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen — a mysterious place called the Unknown, where long forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood.

— Over the Garden Wall (2014) by Patrick McHale

[brody75]

Sid Haig ( 1939 - 2019 )

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don’t forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

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s/o to stuffed animals for being cute and tear-absorbent

[horroredits]

Krampus (2015) dir. Michael Doughery

[wrook]

Its friday post Vladislav Cat

[wrook]

[likeitskristen]

Its not just wrong.

It could be dead wrong.

[loveage-moondream]

[daily-showerthoughts]

You’re only afraid of being alone in the dark because you’re afraid you are not alone.