wonderlandchick

[pusheen]

[prescription-cactus]

eleventh plague. emails. 

[whentobuytraintickets]

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

[prescription-cactus]

as per my last plague,

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[catchymemes]

[lovecrumbss]

🍄*.✧✯ 💮

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[nitewrighter]

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

[theonlycabbage]

Mary Shelley said, "I can make him

[pusheen]

[grebcomics]

soup friends

[silverbelling]

[otomesass]

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

[xmasqueradeangelx]

This is so precious I can’t even…

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment! 

These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one! 

I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too. 

[losethehours]

I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.

[allthisandtea]

[ofools-deactivated20151107]

My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies

[ghost-hermione]

So Yorick rolled out?

[brightlotusmoon]

Yorickrolled?

[pedeka]

@writernotwaiting

[writernotwaiting]

Can you blame him? The place was dead, I mean, stone cold. And hamlet just kept digging himself a hole he couldn’t climb out of.

[sensualdoe]

Beautiful without being fussy by David Austin Roses

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[simplypooh]

[mistymorrning]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”

[luvinchris]

Exclusive Outtakes For Chris Evans From THR Photoshoot 2019

As I promised on my birthday I would share my favorite outtakes of Mr. Evans

[rt0no]

[richardscarry]