live a villian die an icon

a rotting corpse

[ulan-bator]

[allpiesforourown]

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[chryza]

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

[rslashrats]

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

[rslashrats]

they;re selling us to one direction??

[umactuallyshow]

What's a video game?

Watch the new episode now on Dropout

[frontmansdefender]

saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind

❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show. While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.” Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞ Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial”

— Source

[only-cat-memes]

[beardedmrbean]

[lackystur-deactivated20220909]

Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women

[xbox-nun]

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

[thesunnahthebetter]

[sandersstudies]

Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

[sandersstudies]

My ADHD when I leave snacks out in the open: oh look a snack. oh, look, a snack. oh a snack. oh look

My ADHD when I put all the snacks away in the cupboard: I’ve never heard of food in my entire life.

[killtheshow]

i just saw “bad people dni”

[rolloflammes]

[terfjawn]

I just feel like if you see someone say “feminism is for women and girls” and your response is “that’s white feminism” you’re undermining the womanhood of every woman that isn’t white. why wouldn’t “women and girls” mean all women and girls when there was no statement or context implying otherwise