Wonderland Inmate

You may find things here, things you never saw in Alice and Wonderland, some good/some bad, but welcome to MY reality.

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I've been inactive on tumblr for months and all of a sudden a post from over a year ago is getting major notes... I'm so confused

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

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Shadowhunters v. Mundanes

Mundanes: black is the appropriate color for funerals

Shadowhunters: black for everything but funerals, at funerals we wear white

Mundanes: Trying to get rid of a car? Sell it

Shadowhunters: drive it into a pole

Mundanes: Bookclub - a regular meeting amongst a group of people to discuss a book, snack, and gossip

Shadowhunters: Bookclub - a fling with a hot downworlder to try and cope with the fact that you think the girl you love is your sister

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Least to Most snakey persons/entities

Slytherines Valentine Morgenstern Rika (MM) Mnet

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[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[arwwenn-blog]

reblogging this again because it fucking works

[phangirl-landphil]

I’m not taking any chances.

[jungkoode]

I HAVE 2 TESTS TOMORROW AND I NEED 9/10 IN EACH ONE PLEASE HELP ME

[othellhoe]

FIRST ROUND OF AP TESTS TODAY. HELP

[silvurgalaxies]

AP TESTS NEXT WEEK LETS GO 

[alternativesaga]

AP TESTS A MONTH FROM NOW I NEED ALL THE LUCK I CAN GET

[king-leahy-winchester]

DISTRICT SCIENCE TEST

[dragonarmada-blog]

AP Computer Science test tomorrow. I’m not taking a chance with this.

[psych2go]

If you like these posts, check out @psych2go.

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[zodiaccity]

Even if you’re born on a cusp, you’re still only ONE zodiac sign. And that is whichever day your birthday falls on.

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[zodiaccity]

I hate when people act surprised when you tell them something about them. Like, you've had that type of personality forever and you ain't notice?

[wonderlandinmate]

If porn blogs could stop following me that would be great.

[seutasuib]

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New Followers

Me: *gets a new follower* Ooh yay someone likes my blog

Me: *looks*

Me: oh, nope, just another porm blog....

[wonderlandinmate]

Playing Zen's route

People I don't mind near Zen: Jaehee, Jumin, Yoosung, V, 707, Elizabeth III, Unknown/Saeran

People I don't want near Zen: Rika (flashback) and Echo Girl

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When you're looking at Jumin's profile and hit back too many times and end up right back at his profile...

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Jaehee: You can prevent several diseases by eating regularly please take care of your health.

MC: you do realize I'm living with a bomb right? Eating regularlr won't help if this thing blows...

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So... I'm still new to MM, but why does everyone hate Rika?

[avilaalicia-blog]

How 707 uses the bathroom. Not sorry for being mystic messenger trash