Look What the Homosexuals Have Done to Me

21, she/her, absolute nerd obsessed with phan and various other gays. Moving primarily to Twitter as of now https://twitter.com/followurdream97 Fanfic link for mobile: http://phangirl-landphil.tumblr.com/fanfictions Commissions are open! https://phangirl-landphil.tumblr.com/post/172041451945/writing-commissions

[im-abanana]

[xjxymi-deactivated20200816]

Watch out phil there’s a stalker fan behind you, OH NO HE CANT HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS IN, PHIL BRO TURN AROUND

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[scarletwitch]

Ofmmfmgmgmgh

[paristexaz]

I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”

And the gays win again.

[paristexaz]

Zuko is leading us into 20Biteen with pride

[primordialpaper]

I think you mean with honor

[dnpsuck]

you guys are always like “imagine dan and phil cuddling in bed and talking about the old times and how far they’ve come and how in love they still are after all these years” when in reality they’re probably like “my bellybutton lint tastes weird this week” and the other is like “does it? let me see” and everything is awful

[swearphil]

[mojave-green]

me, waiting for disney live action remakes to start flopping so they have to put actual thought and effort into their movies again

[liquid-hunny-deactivated2020012]

This is too accurate lol

[blackgirlsreverything]

The accuracy

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Jeff Bezos is the last one

[psychoetheric]

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

[psychoetheric]

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

[eraemx]

I’m going to fucking scream

[shaniaplain]

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

[ruinedchildhood]

tumblr staff on december 17

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[bluehairedspidey]

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[depresseddisneyprincess]

Some of you never got so heavily invested in a ship or a piece of media that it ruined your life and it shows.

[comingupwithjoshdun]

Please God let 20biteen be the year Phil wear a suit with his quiff and Dan use the French tuck 🙏

[erasergavemehead-moved]

For The Sake of Science:

Reblog this if you would let Shouta Aizawa shatter your pelvis.

[dnpsuck]

What If Your Best Friend Secretly Hated You? by DanAndPhilGAMES (April 19th, 2018)