[wonkycactus]

me: *opens book*

me: *sees detailed map*

me: hell yes we've got some hardcore fantasy right here

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Cut my pants into pieces / this is my pair of jorts

[afabhysteria]

fascinating how white men’s masturbatory cynicism is this deep and intelligent kind of world-weariness, wisdom, insight, whereas the usually much more warranted tbqh cynicism/distrust of people of anybody else is self-pitying irrational bitterness, unhinged, sometimes laughable, sometimes outright dangerous and threatening, but always reprehensible. white men can go on rants, write articles, pen entire books about how they hate humanity because people are, like, sheep and stupid and bad and stuff, but the anger and disillusionment of lesbians, of black men and women, of most anybody who actually has real, lived reason for a suffocating general distrust of large swaths of society, beyond from self-congratulatory condescension - that’s just pathetic and despicable, obviously

[pdlcomics]

Goat

[grimelords]

I don’t understand what it means really but I’m very attracted to the idea of buying a trophy from the trophy shop and getting them to engrave my name on it then throwing it as far as I can into a lake. I’ve been thinking about it all day.

[grimelords]

I figured out what this post from two years ago means it’s “I’m depressed”

[deadpoets1989-blog]

enjoying beer is a social construct

[waronstage-deactivated20150805]

moeXszyslak

[grimelords]

you can tell this is a good bar cause what could be better than coming down for a drink after a long day of work and staring at a huge painting of Sisyphus while you think about it

[mutantfunnies]

Slurricane: Tiny Dog Punk Alliance by Will Laren

[wonkycactus]

God I love wee dugs so much.

[evieisgr9-blog]

[ver0niquita-blog]

i have faith in my fellow man, and i only hope that he has faith in me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[versaceho-deactivated20150911]

[iloveyouthisisarobbery]

hey!  THE UK.  i’m coming to you for a tour.  so excited to hang out with you.  so excited to be accompanied by great bands like ONSIND, JESUS AND HIS JUDGEMENTAL FATHER, COLOUR ME WEDNESDAY, THE SPOOK SCHOOL, THE TUTS, TRUST FUND, MARTHA and loads more. check the dates below, check back for updates!

Feb 11 - LONDON  @ The Garage, Islington w/ Colour Me Wednesday, The Tuts https://www.facebook.com/events/729040693858120 Feb 12 - DUNDEE  @ Cerberus Bar w/ ONSIND, The Spook School, A Hopeless Cause https://www.facebook.com/events/368152700012321/ Feb 13 - EDINBURGH  @ Teviot Underground w/ ONSIND, Spook School, MiaouMix, Seth Corbin https://www.facebook.com/events/773467586059844/ Feb 14 - GLASGOW POP FEST @ Glad Cafe w/ Martha and loads more https://www.facebook.com/events/771197639612627/ Feb 15 - YORK @ All Saints Church w/ ONSIND, Alisia Casper https://www.facebook.com/events/425559347598000/  Feb 16 - NORWICH @ Back Fort w/ Daniel vs. The World, Block Fort https://www.facebook.com/events/1404861209813018 Feb 17 - NOTTINGHAM @JT Soar w/ Happy Accidents, Bus Stop Madonnas https://www.facebook.com/events/567076686758863/  Feb 18 - DURHAM  @ Empty Shop  w/ ONSIND, Jesus & His Judgmental Father and Trust Fund  https://www.facebook.com/events/1523190534597606/ Feb 19 - LEEDS  @ Wharf Chambers  w/ ONSIND, J&HJF, Ferret https://www.facebook.com/events/355009034678781/  Feb 20 - BIRMINGHAM @ Ort Cafe w/ ONSIND, J&HJF  https://www.facebook.com/events/873811099318377/ Feb 21 - LONDON  @ Power Lunches  w/ ONSIND, J&HJF, Joyless Fucking https://www.facebook.com/events/736289066458269 Feb 22 - MANCHESTER  @ The Crescent  w/ ONSIND, J&HJF, Rosalie 23, Cop Graveyard https://www.facebook.com/events/735963943139651/ Feb 23 - BRIGHTON  @ Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar  w/ Colour Me Wednesday, Megaflora, Joyless Fucking https://www.facebook.com/events/1522729604674136

[iloveyouthisisarobbery]

updates! norwich show added!

[wonkycactus]

Spoooooonboyyyyyy!!!

[rosugh]

[riannafinch]

squad goals

[raecupcake-blog]

"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

[voidbat]

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

[charaznable]

"how do you picture yourself in 10 years"