WontBIackOut

life is like a hour glass eventually everything hits bottom and all you have to do is wait until someone comes along and turns it around. -

[rarerotic-deactivated20180205]

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[redundanttanks]

Chris Evans, Behind-The-Scenes Badass, Ripping Log in half!

[fredo-kahlo-deactivated20180705]

HE DID THAT

[thenotorioustrollop]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

[shape-inthemidstof-chaos]

@hufflepirate Is Chris Evans human?!

[roysyesterdayjam]

Don’t fucking mess with Doritos.

[barbaradunkelman]

Goodbye world

[pictures-of-luxury]

[justforsmiles]

Yes.

[mitten]

[happyribbon]

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[whatt-the-fucking-fuck]

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

[matyldakwiatek-deactivated20190]

That was deep

[official-nasa]

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

[jescachero]

That was deeper.

[princess-of-lore]

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

[weloveshortvideos]

play with me

[4gifs]

[translucent-islands]

[painandcats]

[two images taken from above the clouds. A rainbow is visible below the clouds.]

[boggblog]

The sky is gay confirmed

[banfred]

[kingofooo]

[fahbulus]

taking selfies with my friends like

[lisabeam]

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

[arendellesque]

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

[deaniethebeanie]

you

[aiycia-clark]

alycia in dresses is truly a magical thing