hot milky

Sara 31 They/Them

[prole-log]

[important-animal-images]

[bantlers]

I can’t stop thinking about this image

[wickedwonderlandd]

Babygirl what’s on your mind

[spiribia]

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

[weaselle]

this is... not entirely false, actually 

[distractedboyfriend]

[armageddon-generation]

Korrasami

[iwantmoreoctopusses]

Since when stock photos have compelling stories

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[nyancrimew]

bwaaaah

[sentient-tent]

[daakureisaiko]

[raincoat-movings]

My abusive mother is trying to institutionalize me & put me in a conservatorship. Please help me fund my escape plan across a few states.

Long story short my mother called me this morning informing me to be ready that I will be institutionalized against my will (as she is a manipulative person and has made her friends believe her and agree with her on this stance). I rather die than be put into conservatorship or to be institutionalized. I have a place to stay a few states away, but I need to save enough to have the professional movers haul my belongings I CANNOT leave behind as I am disabled and cannot make the long trip myself. The professional move will cover gas, fees, boxes, insurance, and the move itself, but it will be around 2000 dollars. (The price is steep, but it keeps me from driving 2 - 3 days, paying for the gas myself, having things happen along the way to the rental, etc. The moving company will cover everything - U-Haul will still cost me around 1.2k plus + gas + whatever else comes up.)

I am going to try to save up enough around the time I planned on visiting my beloved anyway as we bought a plane ticket for July a month ago. I added some supplies to my wishlist for packing my stuff as I won't be getting any of the packing materials I need now like these until when the movers are on their way. I will be packing what I want to keep, selling what I can part with, and I can find boxes locally for free at least.

The goal price is higher if the move turns into an emergency move and the movers charge me even more for the up-front schedule, and if it's still around July then the excess will go towards the bills + fees of me registering for a new state license, rent, etc.

I would not be moving until things were in better condition, but with my mother threatening me I needed to make this move sooner. Again, I am so sorry to be asking for help again, but this is life or death for me I REFUSE to let this happen to me and I cannot bear to leave my belongings behind for her to put her greedy hands on.

paypal: partange1 cashapp: par1demon amazon: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/37P45EQYVHZZT?ref_=wl_share GOAL: 2500

[raincoat-movings]

$105/2500! Tysm for those who are able to donate + those who have shared this! Please keep sharing this, and thank you to those who sent me encouragement over this horrible situation! ;;

[raincoat-movings]

$676/2500! I am in tears! We are almost already halfway to the goal! Thank you for sharing still! I am getting the help I need in this dire situation! Thank you! ;;;

[littlethingsmart]

(source)

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

[jaoxn]

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

[corrucyst]

whys this a bulk reblog

[katelyn-danger]

3 for 1 deal

[catchymemes]

[monsttarchive]

she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[totallynotgayforyou]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[solitarelee]

Every time this makes me laugh so hard I almost barf idk why I'm so weak to this

[nightshadeis]

One time, while working in the drive-thru, I accidentally mixed up "I'll see you at the window" and "I'll have it for you at the window" and said "I'll have you at the window."

[glowingmember]

My brain shuts down all my verbal connections when I have a brain fart so I don't have many "wtf did you just say" moments

What I DO have, are all the physical ones. Like your regular putting milk in the cupboard or cereal in the fridge.

But also, recently, leaving work early one day, and very diligently turning off the light and moving to lock the door.. while my boss was still in there at her desk. I just froze and was unable to move for a full minute.

She has a great sense of humour though and just laughed at the very obvious bluescreen going on in my brain at the moment.

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[mira-blue-deactivated20240815]

me voting for vanilla extract on every single poll no matter what:

[karijote]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.