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tiktoksnow

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ittybittytittydiaries

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

jung-hooked

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

haileyhurts

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

yanderrre

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

haileyhurts

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

bassbabe

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.

To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”

That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.