shenanigous behaviours

they call me the uhm uhh uhhh i forgor

[ohmydais]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

[woodsyhaj]

harnessing my inner white girl by drinking coffee

[crabussy]

turned in my psychology essay with the adrenaline levels of a recently retired racing greyhound who just accidentally ingested a bathtub of black coffee but its okay I survived. thank god I don't have unmedicated adhd or anything like that which would cause me to have this experience every single time I have to complete work. wouldn't that be funny. it would be funny. it would. be so funny if that was the case I'm so relieved that its not the case

[woodsyhaj]

WHORE

id give you some of my meds if the feds wouldnt kill me

[crabussy]

turned in my psychology essay with the adrenaline levels of a recently retired racing greyhound who just accidentally ingested a bathtub of black coffee but its okay I survived. thank god I don't have unmedicated adhd or anything like that which would cause me to have this experience every single time I have to complete work. wouldn't that be funny. it would be funny. it would. be so funny if that was the case I'm so relieved that its not the case

[woodsyhaj]

she ungle on my scrumgle

[dreamyfreakout]

woahhhh

[sacred-portal]

[llatimeria]

having the ability to stop, slow down, and think "wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?" is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just as a human being existing in the world in general

[llatimeria]

I'd always felt like those "stop! are you hungry? have you had enough water? etc etc..." posts from a few years ago were helpful but sometimes condescending because I really didn't realize how much some people with emotionally negligent parents just were not taught those skills. It can come off as dismissive to be like "you're actually just hungry" when someone's upset but ... There are a nontrivial number of people in this world who cannot function normally when they're hungry and don't even realize that's what's causing it.

Anyways if you're sad and reading this go have a snack. Even if you have a real problem beyond being hungry you're not gonna solve it on an empty stomach anyway so just go have a snack. it won't hurt

[aahsokaatano]

If you're upset, ask yourself: is this caused by SHREK?

Sleepiness

Hormones

Restroom

Eating

Kidneys (dehydration)

Also, friendly reminder that if you can't drink water for whatever reason, you aren't a bad person and you should drink SOMETHING. Juice, milk, sports drinks, yes even coffee and energy drinks - there is water in those things and some water is better than no water!

If your options are drink nothing or drink a sugary soda - drink the soda. Dehydration is no joke, and, again some water from a different drink is better than no water at all.

[sigmaleph]

you could've just had the last one say "water" and make the acronym SHREW

but no you went for SHREK and I gotta respect that

[woodsyhaj]

erm!! i told you to drink water

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[miiilowo]

attention. please

i have to do this again, unfortunately!

i've been homeless for a little over a year now. the place my mother and i have been staying is no longer an option, and we have to be out by tomorrow (august 8th 2023). we currently have no other shelter except our car, and i really dont know what we're going to do. its me, my mom, 3 cats and 5 kittens, and none of us have a place to go.

the money my mom is currently making isn't enough to support all of us, and we need extra money to spend on me getting an ID so i can get a job and/or get commissions up and running. alongside that, we just really really really need all the help we can possibly get in the financial department

the gofundme im linking has outdated information, but its a good place to donate if you can help us out. itd be greatly, greatly appreciated; we really need it right now if we want to continue. yknow. living

Milo & Co., organized by LUCI HANING

Hello, friends... We're in need in a bad way. We faced eviction earlier in the year, and while staying with f… LUCI HANING needs your supp

its okay if you cant donate, but please share and reblog!!!!!

[miiilowo]

1310 DOLLARS IN AN HOUR OR SO. JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE

[miiilowo]

attention. please

i have to do this again, unfortunately!

i've been homeless for a little over a year now. the place my mother and i have been staying is no longer an option, and we have to be out by tomorrow (august 8th 2023). we currently have no other shelter except our car, and i really dont know what we're going to do. its me, my mom, 3 cats and 5 kittens, and none of us have a place to go.

the money my mom is currently making isn't enough to support all of us, and we need extra money to spend on me getting an ID so i can get a job and/or get commissions up and running. alongside that, we just really really really need all the help we can possibly get in the financial department

the gofundme im linking has outdated information, but its a good place to donate if you can help us out. itd be greatly, greatly appreciated; we really need it right now if we want to continue. yknow. living

Milo & Co., organized by LUCI HANING

Hello, friends... We're in need in a bad way. We faced eviction earlier in the year, and while staying with f… LUCI HANING needs your supp

its okay if you cant donate, but please share and reblog!!!!!

[miiilowo]

1310 DOLLARS IN AN HOUR OR SO. JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE

[miiilowo]

attention. please

i have to do this again, unfortunately!

i've been homeless for a little over a year now. the place my mother and i have been staying is no longer an option, and we have to be out by tomorrow (august 8th 2023). we currently have no other shelter except our car, and i really dont know what we're going to do. its me, my mom, 3 cats and 5 kittens, and none of us have a place to go.

the money my mom is currently making isn't enough to support all of us, and we need extra money to spend on me getting an ID so i can get a job and/or get commissions up and running. alongside that, we just really really really need all the help we can possibly get in the financial department

the gofundme im linking has outdated information, but its a good place to donate if you can help us out. itd be greatly, greatly appreciated; we really need it right now if we want to continue. yknow. living

Milo & Co., organized by LUCI HANING

Hello, friends... We're in need in a bad way. We faced eviction earlier in the year, and while staying with f… LUCI HANING needs your supp

its okay if you cant donate, but please share and reblog!!!!!

[miiilowo]

1310 DOLLARS IN AN HOUR OR SO. JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE

[miiilowo]

attention. please

i have to do this again, unfortunately!

i've been homeless for a little over a year now. the place my mother and i have been staying is no longer an option, and we have to be out by tomorrow (august 8th 2023). we currently have no other shelter except our car, and i really dont know what we're going to do. its me, my mom, 3 cats and 5 kittens, and none of us have a place to go.

the money my mom is currently making isn't enough to support all of us, and we need extra money to spend on me getting an ID so i can get a job and/or get commissions up and running. alongside that, we just really really really need all the help we can possibly get in the financial department

the gofundme im linking has outdated information, but its a good place to donate if you can help us out. itd be greatly, greatly appreciated; we really need it right now if we want to continue. yknow. living

Milo & Co., organized by LUCI HANING

Hello, friends... We're in need in a bad way. We faced eviction earlier in the year, and while staying with f… LUCI HANING needs your supp

its okay if you cant donate, but please share and reblog!!!!!

[miiilowo]

1310 DOLLARS IN AN HOUR OR SO. JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[dayquil-driver]

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

[dayquil-driver]

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

[dayquil-driver]

shoutout to the many nice cool people in the notes reminding me and others that this is nothing to be embarrassed about! and shoutout to the two people who said "kramer behavior"

[crabussy]

reblog this post to punch op in the boobs. if we get this to 10K reblogs I think they'll be fucked up enough to make doctors feel sorry for me and give me free top surgery. can we do it guys

[crabussy]

we are not even close you guys suck at this

[crabussy]

@punching-crabussy-in-the-boobs can we get married or something

[crabussy]

reblog this post to punch op in the boobs. if we get this to 10K reblogs I think they'll be fucked up enough to make doctors feel sorry for me and give me free top surgery. can we do it guys

[crabussy]

we are not even close you guys suck at this

[crabussy]

@punching-crabussy-in-the-boobs can we get married or something