HELLO EVERYONE!! This is a bit late but Merry Christmas! This year, I got @woollymutt for the squealing santa event, sooo I hope you enjoy your gift! Thank you for hosting this event again Hypah! @squealing-santa
Pairing: Miles x Hobie (PLATONIC !!)
Warnings: This is a tickle fic, if it's not your cup of tea keep scrolling!!
Being spiderman was never easy, whether it was saving whole dimensions from collapse or being shoved against a train violently and being told you were a mistake. Miles definitely could say he wasn't fond of his job, but hey, it's what had to be done. In between all that, there was definitely an added bonus to having the abilities he did, like having to run from a very annoyed Hobie who was chasing after him.
"MILES. GET BACK HERE YOU BRAT"
"WAIT- Wait Hobie let's talk about this yea?"
If you're wondering what got Miles into this situation, let me enlighten you. Earlier that day, Miles and Hobie were hanging out in his Hobie's dimension (It's the perfect place for crashing, can you blame him?) and unbeknownst to him, he had eaten something Hobie was waiting on eating all day.
"YOU ATE MY BLOODY FOOD MAN, GET BACK HERE."
"I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS I SWEAR! I'M SORRY!"
The chase had started at least ten minutes ago, but no matter what Miles did and no matter how many sharp corners he bent, he could never seem to get Hobie off his tail.
"MAN CMON I'M SORRY I'LL GET YOU MORE- Wait huh?"
Miles paused mid swing, and landed on a roof, with no sign of Hobie at all. Sighing with relief, he took a seat and laid back, closing his eyes.
"Finally, not being chased by that annoying, angry brit."
"What was that mate?"
Miles jumped and opened his eyes, screaming slightly as Hobie immediately pinned him down before he could escape.
"How did-"
"I was here the whole time, don't question it. Now what were you saying about me being an annoying, angry brit?"
Miles squirmed and smiled nervously, seeing how Hobie's face had a mischievous but still mildly annoyed grin on it.
"Wait- Wait Hobie I swear- I'm sorry man cmohon-"
Hobie huffed at Miles' frantic squirming and pleading, but in response, he only switched their positions so that he held Miles in his lap, lowering his hands closer and closer to the younger spider's tummy.
"Your sorries won't get it back, and I think I deserve some revenge for you calling me annoying yea?"
With that, Hobie dropped his hands, drilling deep into the muscle of Miles' tummy.
"sHIHIHIT- HOHOBIHIE IHIM SOHOHORRY-"
"Yes yes I know, I want to see you laugh as well so you're stuck until I get bored. Who's a ticklish little spider Miles? I think you are with how much you're laughing~"
Miles went red at the teases and laughed harder, thrashing in Hobie's hold, but no matter how much he squirmed, Hobie had a solid hold on him.
"Stop squirming mate jeez, you're more like a wiggly snake than a spider."
Hobie chuckled and switched to squeezing and pinching at Miles' sides, drawing out sweet giggles from the younger.
"IhIhI proHohOmiHihise- IhIhi wohOhon't stEheheaL yOhour foHoHOod-"
"Yea? Good~ Now onee last thing~"
"WAIT NOHO- NO- HOBIHIHIHIE-"
Miles threw his head back as he burst into loud cackles, caused by the continous onslaught of raspberries that were being blown on his neck.
"Okay okay I'll stop now, you're so ticklish."
Hobie chuckled as he paused, allowing Miles to curl up into a ball, still giggling from the residual tingles.
"So have you learnt your lesson?"
"Don't steal food unless I really need it."
Miles laughed as he ran off again, jumping and swinging away from where they were.
"OH YOU BRAT COME BACK HERE."
I JUST READ THIS HELLO??? THE SILLIES EVER
