chunky milk

cough cough

[apgujeon]

bts’ extensive knowledge on alcohol and tomatoes

+bonus: jin, who actually knows what he’s talking about

[sugamysavagebaby]

MIN YOON GI’S WORDS.

[chokemejimin]

god damn it namjoon

[yoonggi]

[jiminiemini]

what even was this broadcast

[namjoonsgurl-blog]

Namjoon said the park near his house is a hot spot for pokemon Go so he stayed there catching pokemons with kids in the neighbourhood

Trans: HANAbear_ @ twitter

JUST LOVE HIM ALREADY WILL YOU?!?!?!😭😍😭😍😭😭😍

[thirstyforkpopvines]

You can’t Park Jimin unless you ride him

[jeonify]

jungkook turning his heater towards the fans ;;;

© center_jk901

[sugutie]

[minsvga-deactivated20190810]

@jiminniemouse @chimsshi @wonhopes @yoonminnings

[qweentae]

JIMIN WAS SO SHOOK WHEN HE HEARD “BTS” WON THE AWARD

HE’S SO CUTE I CAN’T EVEN, HE COULD HAVE CHOKED ON THE WATER

[jeonify]

protect him (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

[jjeongukks]

Everybody says it’s over, but I can’t stop this. I can’t tell whether it’s sweat or tears.

[jimiyoong]

video of cute jimin a day keeps the bad mood away

[cypherslut]

The signs as iconic Jay Park lyrics

Aries: Your girl’s waist I put my arms around like a hoola hoop, shooby doop I’ll sing my way inside her pants right to her coochie cooch.

Taurus: I’m the muhfuckin truth so sick every meal I eat chicken noodle soup.

Gemini: You a fake ass hoe you a fake ass hoe you a fake ass hoe you a fake ass hoe.

Cancer: Your girl whack me off, and you? You’re just whack to me.

Leo: Toilet, yeah I’m the shit. I’m the diarrhea in your stomach.

Virgo: Yeah you’s a skateboarder and I’m a rail, better grind up on me better use your tail.

Libra: Yo girl a turkey on my dick gobble gobble, I’ll fuck her till her knees wobble wobble.

Scorpio: I’m a dick to you when I should be giving dick to you.

Sagittarius: Her wand is my dick and she be doin magic tricks.

Capricorn: My flow hard, I gave it viagra. Try me you will fall, call you Niagara.

Aquarius: I get lost in your eyes I’ll get lost in those thighs.

Pisces: I’m so wavy like my life had a perm bitch.

[95z]

jimin: “hansung is totally just real-life taehyung”

[booptae]

hansung is that one friend who can’t keep a secret

[save-my-sons]

why jungkook lookin like he’s that one pta mom that always be starting shit at brunch

“Oh so I heard through the grape vine that Linda’s cookies for the bake sale were actually……*whispered* store-bought”

“A little birdie told me that little Jonny Banks fell off the honor roll this quarter… *whispered* you didn’t hear it from me but I figure its because Mrs. Banks took him off his gluten free diet *sips soy latte*”

“But I guess thats none of my business anyway….”

~admin midnight

[jimin-smile-deactivated20171108]

@gukiee i laughed way too hard, I’m sorry