woomywoong

evil fucking discovery. ok so. given the fact that avery's dawtde screenshots do show they're taken on new year's eve i would assume that we're meant to believe the screenshot date/times are the actual canon time. which leads to two horrible things:

This places Derek's SFAWTDE footage at September 1st, 12:08am. and 43 seconds of course. Which means. He would have been stuck at his computer for four months. Which also means that in four months not a single person checked on him.

now. second horrible realization

Here's a screenshot Avery takes in DAWTDE 13 minutes into his footage. December 31st, 4:26pm.

Do you know what that means. Do you know what time we could calculate if we know what time Avery started recording. Yeah that's right:

At midnight on New Year's, he was in his trance completely unaware.

Unfortunately idk if there's any way to get Derek's time of death since his footage is gone but. Yeah. If we're to believe this then Avery was in his trance when new years hit which Sucks. and is evil. i checked, 7 hours and 47 minutes into avery's footage would be exactly when midnight hits and. he's just planting flowers at a grave. like fuckkk.fuck okay.

ALSO i am aware now thinking abt it that this. Doesnt Fit Right because later on avery says "its almost midnight" after his trance.but you know what. i like this better. i like my version i figured out with Logic better . who cares.

knightbananabread

Oka but if you were in a trance it won't be impossible to be so disoriented that you couldn't tell the time right. Plus, Avery was just a mess at that point so both could be right tbh??

YUP actually thats a really good idea. it already was midnight and when he got out of the trance he had no idea how much time passed and fully thought it wasnt midnight yet ....guhh

YEA thats what im thinking. also im so serious i Was trying to calculate minimum soylent amount. i didnt get anywhere but i was trying to. everyone play their part lets calculate how much god damn soylent this guy had for it to last him 4 months

(this may be innacurate im not a nutritionist)

(also im not digging too deep into this lmao)

the suggested amount of calories that the average adult male should be getting per day is 2,400 calories (for a sedentary lifestyle specifically). One bottle of Soylent is 400 calories.

If Derek was to meet the suggested amount of calories then he'd probably have to drink 6 bottles of soylent per day.

There are 121 days between September 1 and december 31. This means that derek would have had to have 726 bottles of soylent to meet the suggested amount of calories.

Since he was using a minifridge in his room to store all of the soylent, he probably didn't have that much.

your body can technically survive on 1200-1500 calories a day, but I'm pretty sure that that's close to starving (can vary based fat reserves + hydration).

This means that Derek would need 3-4 bottles of soylent to survive with this minimum in mind, leading to him needing between 363-484 bottles of soylent.

Also, you can survive from 8-21 days without food or water, which leads me to believe that there were several stretched of time where Derek would either drink significantly less soylent or forgo drinking any at all in order to sustain himself till New Years Eve.

CAN'T BREATHE LAUGHING AT THE IMPLICATION OF HIM HAVING 726 BOTTLES OF SOYLENT IN HIS MINI FRIDGE . this is canon to me. it's like math word problems. ifderek has 726 bottles of soylent in his fridge. holy shit this is so funny. derek voice Oh shit. I only have 270 bottlesof soylent left :/

thank you so much for calculating im gonna be laughing at this image in my mind forever

the soylent bottles just covering the floor around his minifridge... (he has to constantly cycle them in and out so they dont go bad)

thisis so beautiful and true . to me...its not even the soylent fridge anymorethis is just the soylent Room

EXACTLY..... this is the beauty of community

also he saved on water bill. /silly but the electricity bill went SO high.

I once calculated how much would all these soylent bottles cost but now we have a new number so.

I think I remember Wifies saying that Der was drinking mint chocolate soylent and 12 pack costs $48. 726 bottles (60,5 12 packs) would cost $2904.

and a question that I have since april; what about his rent. did he pay it. if not then why nobody came. i mean like a repo man or smth or a landlord if he was renting the flat out. why they didn’t care lol

now I think I know what the money that was supposed to go for rent went for lmao

I went to soylent website and this is more realistic scenario but the image of Derek having 726 bottles at once is funnier

then it would cost him $2178. still a lot. where did he get that money from. i don’t think he had that much from commissions alone

CRYIGN IM REALLY GLAD MY POST HAS INSPIRED US TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH WE WAS SPENDING ON THIS AND NOT HIS BILLS . king was personally killing everyone who came to try and make der pay. $2178 ...thats the equivalent of 2 sfawtde build costs !!!!!

wheres he getting all that money ? um. .wifies gives him extremely small portions of revenue from sfawtde. #mytheory

how the fuck did this dude use the bathroom 😭

rubiish-axel

pissed in the empty soylent bottles probably

emmiecraft

How about when he had to take a shit-

clen-theartist

Constipation.

*googled the longest constipation possible.. * 30 days.

Magical constipation?

emmiecraft

I love the implication that Derek gave himself constipation. Like the need to poop is a switch he can turn on-and-off

Or maybe, he just...decided-? not to poop...?

He was like "damn. Gonna be here a while." And then just refused to take a dump for 4 months

Or in the case of magical constipation, the King's one mercy to Derek during this entire exprience was to remove his need to defecate. Like yeah, he'll torture him with the Horrors™, but he's not cruel enough to make this guy shit in his pants

Really Glad this is what my post has come to . i would like to bring up that someone asked this question on a qna stream and wifies said "i like to think he just carried his monitor to the bathroom" which is Unrealistic but extremely funny ,

ty for starting this beautiful, highly professional, rational, educational, and fundamental discussion 😇

evil fucking discovery. ok so. given the fact that avery's dawtde screenshots do show they're taken on new year's eve i would assume that we're meant to believe the screenshot date/times are the actual canon time. which leads to two horrible things:

This places Derek's SFAWTDE footage at September 1st, 12:08am. and 43 seconds of course. Which means. He would have been stuck at his computer for four months. Which also means that in four months not a single person checked on him.

now. second horrible realization

Here's a screenshot Avery takes in DAWTDE 13 minutes into his footage. December 31st, 4:26pm.

Do you know what that means. Do you know what time we could calculate if we know what time Avery started recording. Yeah that's right:

At midnight on New Year's, he was in his trance completely unaware.

Unfortunately idk if there's any way to get Derek's time of death since his footage is gone but. Yeah. If we're to believe this then Avery was in his trance when new years hit which Sucks. and is evil. i checked, 7 hours and 47 minutes into avery's footage would be exactly when midnight hits and. he's just planting flowers at a grave. like fuckkk.fuck okay.

ALSO i am aware now thinking abt it that this. Doesnt Fit Right because later on avery says "its almost midnight" after his trance.but you know what. i like this better. i like my version i figured out with Logic better . who cares.

knightbananabread

Oka but if you were in a trance it won't be impossible to be so disoriented that you couldn't tell the time right. Plus, Avery was just a mess at that point so both could be right tbh??

YUP actually thats a really good idea. it already was midnight and when he got out of the trance he had no idea how much time passed and fully thought it wasnt midnight yet ....guhh

YEA thats what im thinking. also im so serious i Was trying to calculate minimum soylent amount. i didnt get anywhere but i was trying to. everyone play their part lets calculate how much god damn soylent this guy had for it to last him 4 months

(this may be innacurate im not a nutritionist)

(also im not digging too deep into this lmao)

the suggested amount of calories that the average adult male should be getting per day is 2,400 calories (for a sedentary lifestyle specifically). One bottle of Soylent is 400 calories.

If Derek was to meet the suggested amount of calories then he'd probably have to drink 6 bottles of soylent per day.

There are 121 days between September 1 and december 31. This means that derek would have had to have 726 bottles of soylent to meet the suggested amount of calories.

Since he was using a minifridge in his room to store all of the soylent, he probably didn't have that much.

your body can technically survive on 1200-1500 calories a day, but I'm pretty sure that that's close to starving (can vary based fat reserves + hydration).

This means that Derek would need 3-4 bottles of soylent to survive with this minimum in mind, leading to him needing between 363-484 bottles of soylent.

Also, you can survive from 8-21 days without food or water, which leads me to believe that there were several stretched of time where Derek would either drink significantly less soylent or forgo drinking any at all in order to sustain himself till New Years Eve.

CAN'T BREATHE LAUGHING AT THE IMPLICATION OF HIM HAVING 726 BOTTLES OF SOYLENT IN HIS MINI FRIDGE . this is canon to me. it's like math word problems. ifderek has 726 bottles of soylent in his fridge. holy shit this is so funny. derek voice Oh shit. I only have 270 bottlesof soylent left :/

thank you so much for calculating im gonna be laughing at this image in my mind forever

the soylent bottles just covering the floor around his minifridge... (he has to constantly cycle them in and out so they dont go bad)

thisis so beautiful and true . to me...its not even the soylent fridge anymorethis is just the soylent Room

EXACTLY..... this is the beauty of community

also he saved on water bill. /silly but the electricity bill went SO high.

I once calculated how much would all these soylent bottles cost but now we have a new number so.

I think I remember Wifies saying that Der was drinking mint chocolate soylent and 12 pack costs $48. 726 bottles (60,5 12 packs) would cost $2904.

and a question that I have since april; what about his rent. did he pay it. if not then why nobody came. i mean like a repo man or smth or a landlord if he was renting the flat out. why they didn’t care lol

now I think I know what the money that was supposed to go for rent went for lmao

I went to soylent website and this is more realistic scenario but the image of Derek having 726 bottles at once is funnier

then it would cost him $2178. still a lot. where did he get that money from. i don’t think he had that much from commissions alone

CRYIGN IM REALLY GLAD MY POST HAS INSPIRED US TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH WE WAS SPENDING ON THIS AND NOT HIS BILLS . king was personally killing everyone who came to try and make der pay. $2178 ...thats the equivalent of 2 sfawtde build costs !!!!!

wheres he getting all that money ? um. .wifies gives him extremely small portions of revenue from sfawtde. #mytheory

how the fuck did this dude use the bathroom 😭

rubiish-axel

pissed in the empty soylent bottles probably

OH FUH NAH 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️

evil fucking discovery. ok so. given the fact that avery's dawtde screenshots do show they're taken on new year's eve i would assume that we're meant to believe the screenshot date/times are the actual canon time. which leads to two horrible things:

This places Derek's SFAWTDE footage at September 1st, 12:08am. and 43 seconds of course. Which means. He would have been stuck at his computer for four months. Which also means that in four months not a single person checked on him.

now. second horrible realization

Here's a screenshot Avery takes in DAWTDE 13 minutes into his footage. December 31st, 4:26pm.

Do you know what that means. Do you know what time we could calculate if we know what time Avery started recording. Yeah that's right:

At midnight on New Year's, he was in his trance completely unaware.

Unfortunately idk if there's any way to get Derek's time of death since his footage is gone but. Yeah. If we're to believe this then Avery was in his trance when new years hit which Sucks. and is evil. i checked, 7 hours and 47 minutes into avery's footage would be exactly when midnight hits and. he's just planting flowers at a grave. like fuckkk.fuck okay.

ALSO i am aware now thinking abt it that this. Doesnt Fit Right because later on avery says "its almost midnight" after his trance.but you know what. i like this better. i like my version i figured out with Logic better . who cares.

knightbananabread

Oka but if you were in a trance it won't be impossible to be so disoriented that you couldn't tell the time right. Plus, Avery was just a mess at that point so both could be right tbh??

YUP actually thats a really good idea. it already was midnight and when he got out of the trance he had no idea how much time passed and fully thought it wasnt midnight yet ....guhh

YEA thats what im thinking. also im so serious i Was trying to calculate minimum soylent amount. i didnt get anywhere but i was trying to. everyone play their part lets calculate how much god damn soylent this guy had for it to last him 4 months

(this may be innacurate im not a nutritionist)

(also im not digging too deep into this lmao)

the suggested amount of calories that the average adult male should be getting per day is 2,400 calories (for a sedentary lifestyle specifically). One bottle of Soylent is 400 calories.

If Derek was to meet the suggested amount of calories then he'd probably have to drink 6 bottles of soylent per day.

There are 121 days between September 1 and december 31. This means that derek would have had to have 726 bottles of soylent to meet the suggested amount of calories.

Since he was using a minifridge in his room to store all of the soylent, he probably didn't have that much.

your body can technically survive on 1200-1500 calories a day, but I'm pretty sure that that's close to starving (can vary based fat reserves + hydration).

This means that Derek would need 3-4 bottles of soylent to survive with this minimum in mind, leading to him needing between 363-484 bottles of soylent.

Also, you can survive from 8-21 days without food or water, which leads me to believe that there were several stretched of time where Derek would either drink significantly less soylent or forgo drinking any at all in order to sustain himself till New Years Eve.

CAN'T BREATHE LAUGHING AT THE IMPLICATION OF HIM HAVING 726 BOTTLES OF SOYLENT IN HIS MINI FRIDGE . this is canon to me. it's like math word problems. ifderek has 726 bottles of soylent in his fridge. holy shit this is so funny. derek voice Oh shit. I only have 270 bottlesof soylent left :/

thank you so much for calculating im gonna be laughing at this image in my mind forever

the soylent bottles just covering the floor around his minifridge... (he has to constantly cycle them in and out so they dont go bad)

thisis so beautiful and true . to me...its not even the soylent fridge anymorethis is just the soylent Room

EXACTLY..... this is the beauty of community

also he saved on water bill. /silly but the electricity bill went SO high.

I once calculated how much would all these soylent bottles cost but now we have a new number so.

I think I remember Wifies saying that Der was drinking mint chocolate soylent and 12 pack costs $48. 726 bottles (60,5 12 packs) would cost $2904.

and a question that I have since april; what about his rent. did he pay it. if not then why nobody came. i mean like a repo man or smth or a landlord if he was renting the flat out. why they didn’t care lol

now I think I know what the money that was supposed to go for rent went for lmao

I went to soylent website and this is more realistic scenario but the image of Derek having 726 bottles at once is funnier

then it would cost him $2178. still a lot. where did he get that money from. i don’t think he had that much from commissions alone

CRYIGN IM REALLY GLAD MY POST HAS INSPIRED US TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH WE WAS SPENDING ON THIS AND NOT HIS BILLS . king was personally killing everyone who came to try and make der pay. $2178 ...thats the equivalent of 2 sfawtde build costs !!!!!

wheres he getting all that money ? um. .wifies gives him extremely small portions of revenue from sfawtde. #mytheory