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(TRACULA)This song is life-altering

LISTEN TO TRACULA NOW ON SOUNDCLOUD IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BLOW YOUR ENTIRE LOTTERY WINNINGS IN A YEAR.

LISTEN TO TRACULA ON SOUNDCLOUD. IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SIT ON A CAKE...

Pooki: *Sigh* Why am I such a failure?

Asshattington: Yes, honey, that's great. Beans will be fine for dinner.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER; SCOODER ENTERS STAGE LEFT; AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Scooder: Hey Ma! Hey Pa!

Pooki: Hello my littly Squirt--

(PAUSES LOOKS AT SCOODER'S SHIRT IN HORROR)

Scooder: What's the matter Ma?

Pooki: Well....noth...well...it's just...you're shirt, honey. It's says number..fuh..ff.FuckDinkBoogerBitch...

Scooder: Ma that's a hashtag, not a number sign!

(SCOODER STANDS IN FRONT OF FIREPLACE AND BEGINS URINATING ON FAKE PLASTIC LOGS)

TO BE CONTINUED......

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