[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[wizardnuke]

racism is a hell of a drug

[langernameohnebedeutung]

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[brainstatic]

Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[tanpoponoko]

This happened to me a BUNCH after I got married to a man. I’d be like ‘oh, x actress is so cute’ and everyone would be like “but you’re married to a guy, I thought you were straight now?”

Fuckin’ no???

[geekandmisandry]

“Bisexuals is Queer and straight at the same time”

[geekandmisandry]

Discourse is broken. Do you mean that sometimes they are less vulnerable? Sure, I can buy that.

Privilege is systemic and the high rate of abuse and discrimination by women face (no, not just bi women in relationships with women ALL bi women) is terrifyingly high and shows there isn’t a systemic privilege to being bisexual.

Are there certain moments when certain couples are less vulnerable than others? Yes. But that doesn’t translate into systemic privilege, and this rhetoric only seeks to ignore the realities of bisexuals. So stop using it.

[protect-and-love-cats]

Puma Rescued From A Contact-Type Zoo Can’t Be Released Into The Wild, Lives As A Spoiled House Cat

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

brooklyn (19)99

[loloftheday]

Yeah, it’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Catch me jacking a malware loaded rubber ducky into the NSA charging station.

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

[blackpyrefly]

thank you solid snake

[bunniope]

thank you solid snake

[neonprotagonist]

hot take i know its fun to joke about it because how school systems have treated us all poorly and made us out to believe that we are stupid but none of you are stupid. none of you are stupid. there are so many types of intelligence and just because yours isnt the one that lets you excel in a broken system that doesnt mean youre stupid

[gogystyle]

eeeh. Some people are actually genuinely stupid though. You wouldn’t believe the morons i have to put up with daily.

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

OP: [makes a kind and correct post aimed at people who are struggling, making a good point about perceived intelligence]

you, hopping out of your clown car and honking your little clown nose: I think I shall make an unsightly remark on this post meant to uplift and comfort others. i am very clever

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art: god-fearing…but make it sexy

[filmnoirsbian]

Catholic art critic in the 1800s: hmm im liking the overtones of guilt & sacrifice but i think its missing a lil smth…

Belgian sculptor just trying to make enough money to pay a good leech doctor so he doesnt die of consumption: like what?

Catholic art critic: ass

[sergle]

I’m thinking about this on twitter again but I want to say it here too

[catchymemes]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[politicalsci]

capitalism 101

[castlevanian]

JEFF BEZOS DIE BITCH

[ambienne]

Bezos has done fuck all to make the city of Seattle a better place and I hope that someone launches him into the goddamn sun.

[biff-donderglutes]

when are we literally going to just shoot him

[no-mi-torta]

9mil a minute. that would change someone’s life and have them set for the rest of their lives and he just does nothing but hoard it

[adorkastock]

I got a new thing. 😂

[beastlyart]

Man, senshistock has been out here doing God’s work for artists for a long time.

[dooplissss]

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste