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[wordis-a2]

MOVING MY BOIS BACK TO MY MULTI @WHYUS bc i’m annoying like that

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   among us sentence starters.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed! sentences taken from a livestream of various people playing together.

“ no one’s ever gonna find him.”

“ that was gonna look real weird.”

“ who’s on cams, actually?”

“ then i have no idea.”

“ i didn’t see anyone there.”

“ i’m just in weapons.”

“ maybe that’s where the other body is.”

“ oh, no, [name] did you kill them?”

“ that’s scary looking.”

“ that was fucking close.”

“ if they saw me coming away from that body, i’d be done.”

“ oh, i’m being framed. i’m being framed.”

“ framed? no.”

“ i say we kill both of them.”

“ where even is the body?”

“ you’re the only one who went down there.”

“ but i never went down there, bruh.”

“ how did you see me with the lights out?”

“ i just– i saw correct.”

“ you need to call an emergency meeting.”

“ okay… what- what’s the reasoning?”

“ wait, i have an idea… i think it makes sense to kill [name].”

“ i was wondering how they got there that quick.”

“ i thought they might’ve vented in.”

“ why would i vent to do a task?”

“ wait, what’s your theory?”

“ i appreciate that logic.”

“ okay, who do i kill? who do i get? who do i fuck up?”

“ oh, no, [name], is it you?”

“ [name]. is it true?”

“ no. it’s not true.”

“ oh, god, you’re making this hard.”

“ no, it’s not me.”

“ nah, nah, nah. say sorry to the people you KILLED!”

“ [name] had to go. they knew too much.”

“ good luck, have fun!”

“ okay, pressure’s off now… except i need to find killers.”

“ i’m inclined to believe that she’s fine.”

“ will i trust in anybody else though? FUCK NO!”

“ everyone else is my sworn fucking enemy and i’m gonna bury them in the ground.”

“ YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

“ will i trust in anybody else though? FUCK NO! everyone else is my sworn fucking enemy and i’m gonna bury them in the ground. you’re all gonna DIE!”

“ the body is right next to the vent.”

“ look, if it was me, mate, you’d be dead.”

“ and if it was me, i would’ve killed you first.”

“ hmm, likely story.”

“ okay, no one vented in.”

“ i feel like i should double-check electrical.”

“ where are we going, [name]?”

“ i wanna check to see if anyone’s dead over there.”

“ oh, you’re fucked dude, cause i’m literally right there right now.”

“ don’t say that, you sounded so convincing!”

“ no, no, no, not this time.”

“ how do i know you’re not lying?”

“ he said ‘not this time’! which means it was him the other time!”

“ i hope it’s not me.”

“ i would love for that to be the case.”

“ i trusted you.”

“ lights are gonna go off in 3… 2… 1… huh. would you look at that. no lights.”

“ that’s such a weak defense.”

“ look, i could be a complete moron.”

“ i don’t trust him.”

“ you’re all fucking stupid.”

“ oh no… oh no… oh no, i was for sure…”

“ i’m a hero! i’m gonna be a hero!”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   rise of the governor chapter 1-4.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ it’s gonna be okay.”

“ what was that?”

“ it’s never-ever going to be okay.”

“ you mind covering your mouth, sport?”

“ you sure it’s clear?”

“ i’m gonna need you to stay right there for a minute. alright?”

“ gonna need your help with the cleanup.”

“ okay, we got our work cut out for us.”

“ hey! you still think this is funny?”

“ let it out.”

“ y- you think you got all of them?”

“ you searched… everywhere? in the basement and stuff?”

“ last one came out of hiding at the sound of that fucking cough, loud enough to wake the fucking dead.”

“ these people… they… lived here.”

“ doesn’t matter who they were, or what they were.”

“ only thing that matters is we got this place cleaned out now.”

“ we can stay here tonight.”

“ if we can score some gas in the morning, we can make it to __ tomorrow.”

“ what are you talking about?”

“ so how the hell does something like this happen?”

“ they all… turned together?”

“ did one of them get bitten and bring it back inside?”

“ c’mon, get off your lazy ass and help us.”

“ shut the fuck up!”

“ shut the motherfucking gate now, shut the gate, and do it quietly, goddamnit.”

“ i gotta show you something.”

“ spit it out, man.”

“ i’m telling you, we got ‘em all. we checked every inch of this place.”

“ the place is safe.”

“ what would you say if we stayed here a while?”

“ yeah, but i’m sorta getting over that idea right now.”

“ we’re so close though.”

“ yeah, well… close is a relative term.”

“ that ain’t gonna stop us.”

“ watch your language.”

“ with one gun? i mean, we can’t even use it without drawing their attention.”

“ what are we, gunsmiths now?”

“ for how long though? i feel like a sitting duck in this place.”

“ we don’t know what’s gonna happen. we don’t know what caused this thing, how long it’s gonna last…”

“ they could, like, figure this thing out, come up with an antidote or something. you never know.”

“ can’t sleep?”

“ ain’t gonna let nothing happen to you.”

“ i’ll take care of it.”

“ you don’t have to prove nothing to me, man. just move outta the way.”

“ no, goddamn it, i got this.”

“ okay, whatever. go for it, but do it quick. whatever it is, don’t think about it too much.”

“ i’ve been keeping an eye on ‘em all day. i ain’t seen a single one of them wander closer.”

“ you worry too much.”

“ it’s quieter than a gun, i’ll give you that.”

“ those things… the sickness. it’s basically in the brain, right? it’s gotta be.”

“ i still say we don’t even know they’re dead.”

“ they’re dead, sport. they’re WAY dead.”

“ i’m just saying, the central nervous system, man, it’s complicated.”

“ hey, you want to take one of them things to a doctor for a checkup, be my guest.”

“ all i’m saying is, we don’t know enough yet. we don’t know shit.”

“ GO GET SOME FUCKING BANDAGES AND ALCOHOL AND WHATEVER!!!”

“ s-ss-stop saying that… it’s over.”

“ p-please, __. j-just… do it.”

“ we gotta cut him. amputate his leg. before the sickness spreads.”

“ we don’t know how fast it spreads, we gotta try.”

“ it’s too late.”

“ it’s okay to let it out.”

“ look, i know you’re hurting.”

“ all i wanted to say is, i’m really sorry, about __.”

“ the longer we stay here, the more it’s gonna get like a prison.”

“ you okay?”

“ you want to say something?”

“ okay, do it quick– and i mean QUICK!”

“ this’ll just take a second.”

“ just get it done.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   rise of the governor chapter 5-7.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ what? i don’t see anything.”

“ just lemme think for a second.”

“ GODDAMNIT, SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK!”

“ what do you want to do?”

“ look, i still say we try to drive around it.”

“ we don’t know what we’ll find there, though, it could be worse.”

“ we don’t know that.”

“ we gotta keep moving forward.”

“ but what if it’s worse in the city?”

“ seems like it’s getting worse the closer we get.”

“ tell you what. let me take a look.”

“ i’ll just take a quick look.”

“ wait! __, come on. we gotta stick together.”

“ we agreed we’d stick together. no matter what.”

“ i totally remember that.”

“ hey, man… you mind reaching back into that zipper bag by the wheel well?”

“ what do you need?”

“ just be careful with that thing.”

“ you want to point that thing away from the goddamn window?”

“ i’m sorry… i’m a little jumpy.”

“ we’re all a little jumpy… i get that.”

“ just pay attention.”

“ what did you find out there?”

“ take the wheel.”

“ just do it. don’t ask any questions.”

“ shit. what are you gonna do? what are you thinking?”

“ there’s too many of them!”

“ we’ll get through this.”

“ there’ll be more of ‘em. the gunshots woke ‘em up.”

“ we gotta get outta here.”

“ what’s the plan?”

“ we gotta find a safe place to stay for the night.”

“ it’s too dangerous out here in the dark.”

“ you’re talking about leaving the car! leaving all our shit out here?”

“ shut up and help me with the backpacks.”

“ bad dreams?”

“ why don’t you come up and keep me company for a while?”

“ you can be my copilot.”

“ you want to tell me about it?”

“ sometimes it helps to like… tell someone… you know?”

“ time for plan b.”

“ i wasn’t aware there was a plan b.”

“ another day, another dollar… huh?”

“ lunch break overdue?”

“ eat this.”

“ now that’s just plain pathetic.”

“ give me the gun. i’ll finish it off.”

“ give me the gun!”

“ something bad is happening.”

“ PUSH THE SON OF A BITCH WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT AND THEN HOP ON!”

“ i’m sure it’s locked.”

“ how do you know?”

“ guess it’s worth a try.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   alexander mahone quotes, part one.

quotes by alex mahone in prison break, from season two, episodes one through ten. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ the shadow was his friend, the night his domain.”

“ i hope you’re right.”

“ you’re not being very transparent.”

“ how long do you think it’d take to get something like that done?”

“ fine, but it’s going to make collaboration kind of hard.”

“ the problem i find with being ‘on a trail’ is that by definition, you’ll always be behind your prey.”

“ and then you destroy all the evidence.”

“ we got to go to the cemetery. now.”

“ i wouldn’t be so sure about that.”

“ i promise you it’s only a matter of time before we know everything.”

“ i’m assuming you’ve heard.”

“ i have to tell you. what you pulled off… very impressive.”

“ there’s another way you can help.”

“ i’m willing to deal.”

“ don’t wait and let someone else get the reward.”

“ what was that all about?”

“ you know, for someone who’s so convinced that the government is capable of so many underhanded things, you sure are playing fast and loose with me.”

“ you’re not shooting anybody.”

“ give yourself up and they can walk. it’s the only way they’re getting out of this place.”

“ what do you mean?”

“ i want to alert you to a possible situation.”

“ are you listening to me?”

“ i don’t need gratitude. i need leads, answers, progress. anybody that can’t deliver that, just don’t even unpack. clear?”

“ dead men can’t tell us where their friends are.”

“ how about don’t.”

“ only roll out the best for a man of your stature.”

“ he did not want to go to prison. i’m sure you can appreciate that, knowing what you know about the place now.”

“ whatever you’re thinking about doing… don’t.”

“ you are going back to prison today. or the morgue… that’s your call.”

“ please. i’m asking you, respectfully: drop the weapon, kneel and put your hands on your head.”

“ you have a problem with the way i do things, you can pick up a gun and follow me into the field next time.”

“ the problem with being that clever is that sooner or later you end up getting too clever for your own good.”

“ you have no idea what you’re in for.”

“ where are they?”

“ doctors take notes.”

“ that’s why i have a deal with you.”

“ that part of our deal is over.”

“ you can’t get ‘em all.”

“ i’m not here about that.”

“ and if there’s so much as a cat missing, i wanna know about it.”

“ not much good in it. lot of guilt. but the one good thing is confession.”

“ whatever you got eating at you, you just… give it up. feels good, i have to say.”

“ what if i told you something? a secret nobody else knows.”

“ i… kept just missing him. became kind of a game, like, uh, chess.”

“ would’ve almost been fun if it weren’t for the fact that he were killing people all along the way.”

“ bodies kept stacking up and i started to feel that it was because of me.”

“ and i started to feel like it was because of me. because i couldn’t do my job. because i wasn’t smart enough.”

“ i saw things when i would drive at night: bodies… nightmares to the point that i couldn’t sleep.”

“ it… was a complete break from reality.”

“ nah, i’m just trying to spare you some guilt.”

“ that blood is gonna be on your conscience, and nobody else’s.”

“ confession might not be such a bad thing, huh?”

“ that’s a hell of a good deal.”

“ you want it in writing, i’ll put it in writing.”

“ let me worry about that.”

“ you don’t have a problem with that, do you?”

“ i think i owe you an apology because i lied to you.”

“ smartass just kept pushing it, and i… i snapped.”

“ right there. that’s where i put the bullet in him.”

“ and i’m so sorry about this, because i really hope you understand. i got nothing against you. but they do.”

“ will there be any actual questions, or is this just a show-and-tell?”

“ looks like you need to work on your clearance level… dick.”

“ you sure you want to do this?”

“ where you going? i thought we were really starting to get somewhere.”

“ you got something for me?”

“ you know, you could’ve gotten me out of there sooner.”

“ they all die.”

“ i did not want to have to kill him.”

“ sometimes things happen that are just out of your control.”

“ i believe i said no comment.”

“ it could take out an entire building.”

“ god help the person who goes behind my back!”

“ the only way to win a war is to try to know your prey completely.”

“ we were just inches away today. inches.”

“ i really can’t talk right now.”

“ uh… you’re slipping.”

“ you’ve been out in the sun way too long.”

“ ah, you should write mystery novels.”

“ sounds like a dead man talking.”

“ i’ll see you soon. oh, and it just may be sooner than you think.”

“ i’ll do it. i’ll do it!”

“ oh, thanks for opening my eyes.”

“ ah, the __ will kill me anyway, what difference does it make? might as well do it right now.”

“ there’s one big difference between you and i. and you just proved it.”

“ you can’t kill. and that’s what it’s gonna take to stop me. ‘cause i don’t have the same reservations. i can’t.”

“ i will get you. i don’t have a choice.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the walking dead season 3 episode 4.

feel free to change pronouns / wording, etc. as needed! ( some of these might have been altered slightly for rp purposes.)

“ good. our vehicles camped out there look like a giant ‘vacancy’ sign.”

“ after that, we need to load up these corpses, so we can burn ‘em.”

“ gonna be a long day.”

“ i could use some help.”

“ you coming?”

“ come on, i could use a hand.”

“ so gross.”

“ come with me.”

“ that’s close enough.”

“ we had an agreement.”

“ we made a deal. but you gotta understand…”

“ i can’t live in that place another minute.”

“ all the bodies… people we knew. blood, brains, everywhere.”

“ there’s ghosts.”

“ look, i had nothing to do with that. nothing.”

“ you trying to prove a point? you proved it, bro.”

“ i’ll do whatever it takes to be part of your group.”

“ just please, please… don’t make me live in that place.”

“ our deal is nonnegotiable.”

“ i told you this was a waste of time.”

“ we’ve all made mistakes.”

“ i’m not gonna pretend to be a saint, but believe me, i’ve paid my due.”

“ i would rather hit that road than go back into that shithole.”

“ are you serious?”

“ they’ll just be waiting for a chance to grab our weapons.”

“ you want to go back to sleeping with one eye open?”

“ if we send them off packing, we might as well execute them ourselves.”

“ after all we’ve been through? we fought so hard for all this.”

“ it’s just been us for so long.”

“ it feels weird all of a sudden having other people around.”

“ they can’t even kill walkers.”

“ they might actually have less blood on their hands than we do.”

“ i get guys like this. hell, i grew up with them.”

“ they’re degenerates, but they ain’t psychos.”

“ i could’ve been there with them just as easy as i’m out here with you guys.”

“ so are you with me?”

“ we find more ammo, we could cut down a whole pack of biters.”

“ i hear you are leaving today. that’s a shame.”

“ we could use a soldier like you.”

“ you seem like you’re holding your own.”

“ no amount of training can prepare you for the world today.”

“ those men were heroes. not the kind to leave anyone behind.”

“ if only we’d gotten there sooner… and you were with us.”

“ lots of bullet holes… you think biters figured out how to use weapons?”

“ it’s ugly out there, but then… you know that better than anyone.”

“ i figured, thank god, at least no one knew him.”

“ might not last a week.”

“ it’s your choice.”

“ hey, hey… who’s blood would you rather have on your hands?”

“ don’t even look at it.”

“ i’m pretty handy with a wrench.”

“ man, will you just stop? have some balls.”

“ just take your time.”

“ don’t push yourself.”

“ what else am i going to do?”

“ that’s a good start. you want to take a rest?”

“ rest? let’s go for a little stroll.”

“ if we leave soon, we’ll get a few hours on the road before dusk.”

“ where are we heading?”

“ maybe we find a boat.”

“ best thing we can do is find an island.”

“ i’d rather take my chances out there than stay here.”

“ because your gut tells you there’s something off about this place…?”

“ it’s kept us alive this long.”

“ there’s enough food in there to last you a week.”

“ it’s starting to look like a place we could really live in.”

“ you’re one tough son of a bitch.”

“ shh. keep your cheers down.”

“ oh man, can’t we just have one good day?”

“ ready to race?”

“ walkers! look out!”

“ get out! get out of there! now!”

“ go! come in here!”

“ behind you!”

“ how come we never hooked up?”

“ got a way with words, don’t i?”

“ why are you doing this?”

“ i’d want the same thing if it was my family out there.”

“ sure you don’t want to come with me?”

“ you ain’t curious about the old gang?”

“ ooh…! oh, yeah, you really was cut loose, weren’t you?”

“ i’m sure they came back. i didn’t stick around to find out.”

“ we got something in common.”

“ we got left behind by the same people… and saved by another.”

“ have you ever thought about leaving this place?”

“ you should’ve just kept on going.”

“ what the hell happened?”

“ kill it!”

“ back up!”

“ how the hell can this be happening?”

“ you should stop!”

“ i’ll do what i have to. you’re not becoming one of those things.”

“ i can’t ask that.”

“ can you keep up?”

“ something’s not right.”

“ are you bit?”

“ and break decades of tradition?”

“ i don’t know. some things are worth holding onto.”

“ you can track with the best of ‘em, but it’s like a needle in a haystack.”

“ if he’s out there, i’ll be able to find him.”

“ what if someone gets hurt during this search, huh?”

“ then i’ll go on my own.”

“ i get what you’re feeling, i really do, but i can’t risk it. i need you here.”

“ this whole place would fall apart without you.”

“ tell you what, huh? you get more concrete information, i’ll go with you myself.”

“ somebody is playing games!”

“ what are those alarms?”

“ what if it attracts them?”

“ do you know how?”

“ i’m okay, i’m okay.”

“ we’re almost there.”

“ sorry to see you leave.”

“ this place isn’t for everybody.”

“ thank you. for everything.”

“ where are you planning to go?”

“ what do YOU think?”

“ i haven’t had hard liquor in a while.”

“ my tolerance is probably close to nil.”

“ what about you? think you’ll find what you’re looking for?”

“ you still got family out there?”

“ i lost my family.”

“ to better days.”

“ this is good.”

“ truth is, i don’t know what i’m looking for.”

“ for the longest time, it was all about survival. nothing else mattered.”

“ i don’t know what matters now.”

“ a lots changed.”

“ i better go. but i appreciate the drink.”

“ if it gets tough out there, you’re always welcome here.”

“ i thought you never told anybody your name.”

“ someone recently told me never to say never, so…”

“ well… take care.”

“ what are you waiting for?! do it!”

“ look at me, look at me. keep your eyes open.”

“ i’m not gonna make it.”

“ no. i can’t.”

“ you don’t have a choice.”

“ you won’t survive.”

“ i thought we had an agreement.”

“ we can always leave tomorrow or the following day.”

“ we don’t want to walk into trouble that we can’t get out of.”

“ i heard you the first time.”

“ you can. you have to.”

“ i don’t want you to be scared, okay?”

“ this is what i want. this is right.”

“ you don’t have to do this.”

“ you’re gonna be fine.”

“ you are gonna beat this world. i know you will.”

“ you are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave.”

“ i love you.”

“ you promise me, you’ll always do what’s right.”

“ it’s so easy to do the wrong thing in this world.”

“ if it feels wrong, don’t do it, all right?”

“ if it feels easy, don’t do it. don’t let the world spoil you.”

“ we have to go.”

“ we can’t just leave her here.”

“ where- where is she? where is she?”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   alexander mahone quotes, part two.

quotes by alex mahone in prison break, from season two, episodes eleven through twenty two. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ if i had to do it all over again… i’d do it different, you know.”

“ oh, i’m so tired of people playing games.”

“ i don’t want either of you. i just want MY LIFE BACK!”

“ you feel trapped, you got no options, and you’re caught in a situation where you have no control.”

“ can you open the gate?”

“ and then me and you are going to part ways.”

“ don’t you ever mention his name again.”

“ i know things got kinda ugly towards th… you know, the end. uhm… i got ugly.”

“ we’d be a family again. i’d do anything for that.”

“ nothing, i… i just wanted to say that i was, uh… that i’m sorry. about everything.”

“ wouldn’t that be nice, huh?”

“ heard you wanted to talk to me.”

“ almost made it.”

“ get up. turn around… turn around!”

“ shut up.”

“ yeah, well, someone showed up. nothing i could do.”

“ hey, are you listening?”

“ with the security here, what you’re asking me to do is tantamount to suicide. do you understand what i’m saying?”

“ STAY AWAY from my family!”

“ okay… so where does that leave us?”

“ little early to be covering your tracks, isn’t it?”

“ then that makes me your jack ruby.”

“ so what do i need to know?”

“ take it and run.”

“ where are you? i’ll back you up.”

“ he is more of a loose end than you realize.”

“ he shot me.”

“ the guy you wanted to double-cross screwed you first.”

“ yeah? well that’s not gonna happen.”

“ this isn’t a negotiation.”

“ they can try to kill each other all day long… but i’m out.”

“ go tell the world about it, in fact, i will.”

“ i’ll do the time. i don’t care anymore. i’m out. that clear enough for you?”

“ what happened?”

“ i’ll be right there. just hold on. just hold on.”

“ please, just… keep it together until i get there. can you do that for me, okay?”

“ you made a mistake.”

“ you have a problem with the way that i do things?”

“ then get a pen… and make sure you get this word for word.”

“ there’s something else going on here.”

“ i don’t care what it looks like.”

“ i DID say that. would YOU say that?”

“ i didn’t drive all this way to gloat.”

“ i won’t take much of your time, but i do have a few questions.”

“ why would i do that?”

“ are you not following direct orders?”

“ come on, the man is mentally ill, he doesn’t know anything, he’s not a threat…”

“ you don’t look too good.”

“ i tried.”

“ i might be able to do you one better.”

“ i’ve got very powerful people behind me that want me to finish my job.”

“ i need a junkyard dog who’s willing to do the ugly things that it takes. are you my dog?”

“ you were supposed to keep a handle on things, do you know what that means?”

“ how you doing, (name)?”

“ i don’t blame you.”

“ that’s not what i expected to hear.”

“ i’ll tell you what. you don’t have to go to prison.”

“ it’s okay. it’s okay. it’s oka, hey, hey, it… you’re in a tough spot.”

“ i know how you feel. i do. it takes it’s toll on you.”

“ it takes it’s toll on you, and all you wanna do is run… but run where?”

“ there’s a way out.”

“ i know you killed them because they hurt you.”

“ i know you killed that guy yesterday because he was hurting them.”

“ but what you did… it was wrong, you know that.”

“ did you see the doctor today?”

“ listen to me. no one is mad at you.”

“ this wasn’t your fault.”

“ i’m the one who should’ve been looking out for ya.”

“ i love you.”

“ you don’t have kids, do you?”

“ don’t let them pay for your mistakes. you hear me?”

“ i don’t think i need to make a deal with you.”

“ just hold up your end of the deal.”

“ what the hell are you doing here?”

“ the deal was that you stay under the radar. is this under the radar?”

“ he died, you stupid son of a bitch.”

“ you’re gonna have to be patient.”

“ now, are we gonna keep crying about money you’ve already got coming to you… or do you want to make some more?”

“ i’m starting to wonder why i need you at all.”

“ clearly smarter than you considering you’re the one who’s wearing bright orange.”

“ i’m the only one in the world right now who’s helping your family.”

“ you can get what you want. just gimme what i want.”

“ you know, if i were in your situation, everything you’ve done, every decision you’ve made… i’d have done the same thing.”

“ there’s, uh… been a change of plans.”

“ it looks like i’m not gonna need your help after all.”

“ you and me, we had a deal, right?”

“ i just want you to know… that, uh, i’m gonna keep my promise to you.”

“ i will hate myself, and it will make me sick, but i swear to god… i will ruin their lives- don’t make me.”

“ because they’re watching you.”

“ sit down.”

“ no, no, no, they were here. i know they were here.”

“ no, you DO know.”

“ it’s over, just like that, huh?”

“ don’t lie to me. you don’t want to do that.”

“ here. you want one?”

“ save it for later.”

“ it’s very quiet down here.”

“ yeah, you and i got a lot in common.”

“ i’m assuming you didn’t make them die.”

“ i don’t want to do this. i really don’t.”

“ you can’t say that i didn’t give you a choice.”

“ but you… you know, you never take the easy way.”

“ and i noticed that about you… i should never expect it to be any different.”

“ i have a job to do. a job that i’m being made to do.”

“ you don’t really want to do this.”

“ you were just compelled to flee the custody of a federal agent?”

“ get her a doughnut. can we get her a doughnut? get her a doughnut. get her a DOZEN DOUGHNUTS! … lock her up.”

“ that’s a reach.”

“ patriot act. i could arrest your grandmother for missing a stitch in her macramé if i wanted to.”

“ that’s not possible.”

“ where you been?”

“ i got to do this.”

“ in old england… the punishment for a traitorous act was beheading.”

“ if you’re gonna stab me in the back, be smart enough to cover up the knife.”

“ didn’t you learn anything working for me?”

“ you got to cover your tracks, unless you… unless you want to get caught. you wanted me to know it was you.”

“ you know… you remind me of myself when i was young.”

“ that’s some real fine work. good job.”

“ don’t you let anyone scare you into doing the wrong thing.”

“ there’s only one way to clean this. one way.”

“ it’s surprising what a man will do when properly motivated. wasn’t it you who told me that?”

“ you know, i would kill you right now if i thought it would give me an ounce of peace.”

“ i’ve been able to hold it together, through all this… because there was a light at the end of the tunnel. a life… at the end of the tunnel, for me. for my family. and now what?”

“ what have i got? what have you given me?”

“ i’d say it’s the same offer you made me when you dragged me into this, you little bastard. and look where it’s got me now.”

“ they’re gonna drag me before the public, they’re gonna prosecute me like- like… like some kind of murderer.”

“ there’s evidence. really hard, tangible evidence that you can’t take away.”

“ oh, let me guess. you want him dead.”

“ how much further would i have to go?”

“ i’ll explain later.”

“ remember how i always said that the day would come… and i’d be done?”

“ i have one more thing i need to do, and once i do it, everything is going to fall into place, and i’ll be done.”

“ i will make this right, i swear to god.”

“ i never stopped loving you. ever.”

“ you’re not gonna like how this ends.”

“ i’m giving you a chance. right now. just… back away, alright? just back away.”

“ i just want this over with.”

“ it’s guys that are accused of things like you are that keep guys like me in business… kept… guys like me in business, rather.”

“ oh, please… you don’t have to worry about that.”

“ i’ll tell you exactly what i want. but first things first.”

“ the money was nowhere to be found. now i can only assume… that you’ve got the money.”

“ you are not the only one that needs to disappear.”

“ we both have something the other person needs.”

“ so you gonna do the right thing?”

“ you lost. that’s what you’ve done here. and you’re gonna lose a whole lot more, unless you tell me right here and right now, you’re gonna bring me __.”

“ things are different now.”

“ the people i was working for, they kind of, uh… sold me down the river.”

“ i face more prison time than you. i sort of jumped ahead of you a few spots on the public enemy list.”

“ you’re my way to freedom, and i’m yours.”

“ we both know what the other one’s capable of. c’mon, let’s treat each other with a little respect here. no games, no nothing.”

“ i’ll survive.”

“ you think that’s ironic?”

“ oh… justice will be served.”

“ i- i just- i want you to listen really close, okay?”

“ is that a yes? that’s a yes, right?”

“ it will never be like before.”

“ i know what’s important now. i know what matters.”

“ i don’t care about anything other than getting my life back, no.”

“ yeah, you know how it is. good men doing bad things because of circumstance.”

“ consider it done.”

“ that’s a good question. figure it out some day, on your own time.”

“ so everyone will leave me alone. that’s all i want.”

“ give me the money… GIVE ME THE MONEY!”

“ had enough storms recently.”

“ you can check it if you want to, but– hey! hey you can’t just go in there…!”

“ forget about them.”

“ forget i ever existed…”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the saga of the volsungs.

some sentences has been altered slightly to better fit rp purposes. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ whoever draws this sword out of the tree trunk will receive the sword as a gift from me.”

“ and you will say truly that you never held a better sword in your hand than this one.”

“ you could have taken it just as easily as i did if it had been meant for you.”

“ but now, because it came to me, you will never receive it from my hand.”

“ i don’t want to go away with him.”

“ there is nothing in my heart that smiles for him.”

“ and i know, thanks to my gift of second sight, that this decision will cause disaster.”

“ you ought not to talk this way.”

“ it would be an enormous shame both to him and to us to break this agreement.”

“ he would pay us back with as much harm as he could.”

“ the only proper thing for us to do is to honor our end of the agreement.”

“ now i beg you that you return to your kingdom and gather the largest army you can.”

“ i swore that i would never flee in fear from iron nor from fire.”

“ everyone will die someday, and no one can escape death when his time has come.”

“ i say that we will not flee, but will do everything we can in the boldest way.”

“ i didn’t dare touch the flour bag because there’s something alive in there.”

“ then kill him. he doesn’t need to live any longer.”

“ i would like for the two of us to switch our forms.”

“ that’s for you to decide.”

“ i’m lost in the forest and i don’t know where i am.”

“ you’re young and full of daring, and men will think it’s good to hunt you.”

“ and i advice you to kill them.”

“ i will not kill them, even if they’ve betrayed me.”

“ i don’t expect we’ll lack food for a while.”

“ and now i have done so much to accomplish my vengeance that i cannot choose to live.”

“ come home with us, and be welcome.”

“ i have other work to do besides drinking with you.”

“ you know how to tell plenty of lies.”

“ i would rather feed your corpse to the ravens than talk with you any longer.”

“ have my thanks for this valiant deed.”

“ his lands are now yours.”

“ the drink is cloudy!”

“ there is some poison in the drink.”

“ many live with little hope, but my luck has left me, so i will not let myself be healed.”

“ odin no longer wishes for me to draw my sword.”

“ that is a task fated for others.”

“ do you trust them completely?”

“ what do you want?”

“ you don’t have enough money.”

“ why do you want this done so badly?”

“ there’s a story behind it, and i will tell it to you.”

“ there’s just no getting you to do anything, since you’re afraid of everything.”

“ that’s your advice, but i’ll do something else.”

“ beware of being deceived by your own friends.”

“ why are you so quiet?”

“ why can’t you be happy?”

“ don’t be like this.”

“ what is the story behind that?”

“ don’t be troubled by dreams.”

“ he would be a great ally to us.”

“ let’s not curse each other.”

“ let’s stop this useless talk.”

“ what is wrong with you?”

“ i think you’ve angered the gods.”

“ what makes you so bold as to come see me?”

“ no one betrayed me worse than you did.”

“ i have so much evil to repay them.”

“ i hate him, though i hide it for others’ sake.”

“ i am in a terrible dilemma.”

“ this is an evil plan in my opinion.”

“ don’t cry.”

“ this is an evil deed that we will never be able to make right.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   daily mix playlist part one.

lyrics from various artists on my daily mix on spotify. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ you chip away the old version of you, you’d be surprised at what you can do.”

“ i don’t need anything at all.”

“ say what you will, but say it to my face.”

“ better back the fuck up, better shut the fuck up.”

“ i’ll do what i want, and i’ll never give up.”

“ i’m gonna change history.”

“ you can’t convince me to change.”

“ we ain’t on the same page.”

“ best get out of my way, ‘cause there’s nothing to say.”

“ is that all you got, because i ain’t got all day.”

“lets take a moment and break the ice so my intentions are known.”

“ see, i pity in watching you suffer.”

“ i know the feeling of being damned alone.”

“ well i can promise you paradise.”

“ no need to serve on your knees.”

“ won’t tell ya who not to be.”

“ through the ages of time i’ve been known for my hate.”

“ for me it’s never too late.”

“ everybody’s got their problems, it’s just a matter of how you solve them.”

“ i feel i’ve come to realize how fast life can be compromised.”

“ i can’t believe this happened to you.”

“ why do things that matter the most never end up being what we chose?”

“ i don’t think i knew what i had.”

“ you are wrong, fucked and overrated.”

“ i think i’m gonna be sick and it’s your fault.”

“ this is the end of everything.”

“ i haven’t slept since i woke up.”

“ but i guess i don’t care anymore.”

“ god, the worst thing happened to me today.”

“ my flaws are the only thing left that’s pure.”

“ god i wish i didn’t care anymore.”

“ why is everybody making such a big fucking deal?”

“ what the hell am i doing?”

“ is there anyone left in my life?”

“ what the fuck was i thinking?”

“ anybody want to tell me i’m fine?”

“ where the hell am i going?”

“ do i even need a reason to hide?”

“ i am only betrayed.”

“ use your fist and not your mouth.”

“ i woke up today and wished for tomorrow.”

“ i don’t want to be like anyone else.”

“ i don’t want to even be myself.”

“ we can’t all get along.”

“ it’s too hard to hold hands when your hand’s a fist.”

“ i’m fucking glad we’re different.”

“ does it matter who you really are?”

“ i can never seem to get out enough.”

“ i got the whiskey running through my veins.”

“ it keeps calling my name.”

“ your freedom’s not free and dumb.”

“ they told us sin’s not good, but we know it’s great.”

“ action must be taken.”

“ we don’t need the key, we’ll break in.”

“ something must be done.”

“ fight the war, fuck the norm.”

“ now i got no patience.”

“ i’m longing for a second chance.”

“ live and let live.”

“ die and let die.”

“ i have my pride.”

“ i learned my lessons.”

“ i’ve conquered death.”

“ i walk away from everything with just a smile.”

“ the agony of coming home has gone away.”

“ are you ready for the time of your life?”

“ let’s pretend we’re not at the end.”

“ watch your tongue or have it cut from your head.”

“ dare escape and learn the price to be paid.”

“ ladies and gentlemen, your hero has returned again.”

“ everything is going to be okay.”

“ truly you came uninvited.”

“ the hunt has begun and soon you’ll be bleeding.”

“ what have i become? what have i done?”

“ i’m no hero, and i’m not made of stone.”

“ right or wrong, i can hardly tell.”

“ i’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell.”

“ it doesn’t even matter how hard you try.”

“ time is a valuable thing.”

“ i kept everything inside.”

“ even though i tried, it all fell apart.”

“ things aren’t the way they were before. you wouldn’t even recognize me anymore.”

“ i’ve put my trust in you.”

“ there’s only one thing you should know.”

“ you lost your self-esteem along the way.”

“ good god, you’re dragging it out.”

“ whoa, you’re such a fucking hypocrite.”

“ and you should know that the lies won’t hide your flaws.”

“ you gave up on your dreams along the way.”

“ life is just a waking dream.”

“ how can this be real?”

“ i can barely feel anymore.”

“ i am trying to believe.”

“ hope you understand the way that things are gonna be.”

“ there’s nowhere left to hide.”

“ how could you go throw it all away?”

“ so don’t worry, i’ll be fine.”

“ don’t you realize what you’ve done?”

“ how could you kill the man who brought salvation through your pain?”

“ he must mean everything to end it all this shameful way.”

“ don’t live your life in vain.”

“ don’t take it out on me.”

“ just remember, i’m not your enemy.”

“ sometimes problems seem too deep to take.”

“ sometimes i cry thinking my future looks so bleak.”

“ i’ve been caught stealing once when i was five.”

“i enjoy stealing, it’s just as simple as that.”

“ i don’t care if your world is ending today, because i wasn’t invited to it anyway.”

“ i’m not an artist, i’m a fucking work of art.”

“ you wanted perfect, you got your perfect.”

“ i’m too perfect for someone like you.”

“ you’ll never be as perfect whatever you do.”

“ i took all your shit.”

“ i am the master of this game.”

“ i will gladly make you see that you should not have messed with me.”

“ i will gladly hunt you down.”

“ you know it’s true, i’m just better than you.”

“ i’ll fight forever. i won’t surrender.”

“ next time you open your mouth up, you better be ready to back it up.”

“ i bet you won’t do this again.”

“ i’m gonna tear you limb from limb.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the walking dead season 3 episode 7.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ you don’t even know why you’re here, do you?”

“ i didn’t mean you no harm.”

“ i lowered my gun, but you raised yours.”

“ you were an asshole out there.”

“ what y’all did, leaving me up there– people wouldn’t do that to an animal.”

“ we went back for you.”

“ ain’t you thoughtful?”

“ tell me where he’s at. i’m sure he’d like to bury the hatchet. let bygones be bygones.”

“ he didn’t make it.”

“ well, i hope he went slow.”

“ you can’t tell me he’s alive and then hold off on where he is”

“ i remember you.”

“ yeah. you’re the sneaky one. the one with nerve.”

“ you don’t scare easy, do you?”

“ now, i wanna know where they’re hiding. where your camp is, and i wanna know now.”

“ where the hell are they?! tell me!”

“ should we help her?”

“ are you bit?”

“ get a blanket, water and a towel.”

“ whoa, whoa, whoa. steady now.”

“ it’s all right. it’s all right. hey, hey, look at me.”

“ look at me.”

“ who are you?”

“ no. we’re not going to hurt you. unless you try something stupid first. all right?”

“ you wanna tell us your name?”

“ everything all right?”

“ you’re gonna wanna see this.”

“ we’ll keep this safe and sound.”

“ there doors are all locked. you’ll be safe here.”

“ we can treat that.”

“ i didn’t ask for your help.”

“ doesn’t matter. can’t let you leave.”

“ i’m sorry. oh, god.”

“ okay, i’ll meet you in the lab.”

“ sorry about that.”

“ no problem. i’ll be back.”

“ actually, i could use your help with something now.”

“ i said i’ll be back.”

“ no. i wish it were just that.”

“ we can tend to that wound for you, give you a little food and water, and then send you on your way.”

“ you’re gonna have to tell us how you found us, and why you were carrying __.”

“ what happened?”

“ were they attacked?”

“ they were taken.”

“ taken by who?”

“ hey, these are our people. you tell us what happened now!”

“ don’t you ever touch me again!”

“ you’d better start talking.”

“ you’re gonna have a much bigger problem than a gunshot wound.”

“ find ‘em yourself.”

“ you came here for a reason.”

“ you know a way in?”

“ place is secure from walkers, but we could slip our way through.”

“ how’d you know how to get here?”

“ i gotta hand it to you, a lot tougher than i remember.”

“ no surprise you lasted this long.”

“ it’s just a matter of time before they come looking.”

“ i’ll bake a cake with pink frosting. would they like that?”

“ ain’t nobody coming.”

“ think i’m in this by myself?”

“ you can’t take us all. there’s too many of us.”

“ there ain’t a pair of nuts between the whole pussy lot of you.”

“ we’ve been on the road, not hiding in some dungeon.”

“ how do you know we can trust her?”

“ you can’t go alone.”

“ i’m gonna keep my eye on him.”

“ wasn’t this place overrun?”

“ and you cleared it out all by yourself? just the few of you?”

“ i had to.”

“ no one should have to go through that.”

“ how long will you be gone?”

“ look, if something happens while we’re gone…”

“ what do you think?”

“ stay safe.”

“ bring them back.”

“ thank you for this. you’re doing us a great service.”

“ what did he say?”

“ all righty, i want you to imagine how i felt.”

“ last chance. where’s your group?”

“ you’re a pretty big snack for this fella. but you know what they say– he’s gonna be hungry again in an hour.”

“ we didn’t have the resources to treat him, so he volunteered to be a test-subject.”

“ he’s been very co-operative, he’s a very remarkable man.”

“ you’re close?”

“ when they turn, they become monsters, that’s all.”

“ whoever they once were is gone.”

“ you haven’t seen this before, have you? the transformation.”

“ weren’t you with anyone when everything went down?”

“ their people may come for ‘em.”

“ so, what? he won’t break? say where his people are?”

“ you’re a touch son of a bitch.”

“ we’ll need him for leverage if his people come.”

“ what you try to kill him for?”

“ he pissed me off.”

“ i’ll take care of it.”

“ we’ll take you back to your people, explain this was all a misunderstanding.”

“ you tell us where they are, and we’ll drive you there.”

“ i can’t allow that. your people are dangerous.”

“ i don’t know anything about that.”

“ you just tell us where they are and we’ll bring them here.”

“ you’ll be safe, i promise.”

“ so you gonna talk?”

“ you can do whatever you’re gonna do. and go to hell.”

“ they have patrols.”

“ we’re better off on foot.”

“ how far? night’s coming.”

“ i know what you did for me, while i was working things out. thank you.”

“ there’s too many of them.”

“ keep it down.”

“ the smell. it’s loud.”

“ what the hell is that?”

“ who the hell are you?”

“ i don’t mean any harm.”

“ get out right now!”

“ there are walkers outside.”

“ i’ll call the cops.”

“ now, i need you to lower your gun.”

“ don’t do anything rash. everything’s fine.”

“ let’s just take this nice and slow, okay?”

“ it’s in my pocket. now, i’m just gonna reach down nice and slow.”

“ let go! let go of me! i’ll kill you!”

“ that could be anything.”

“ we have to try.”

“ drop it.”

“ we’re through with games.”

“ that place is overrun.”

“ how many are you?”

“ blood is blood, right?”

“ makes me wonder where your loyalties lie.”

“ i want to know exactly what we’re dealing with.”

“ you kept your word. that you’d be back.”

“ hey, hey, shh. it’s all right. it’s all right. it’s over now.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   mark, bob & wade / pogostuck #1.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i see you, i see you, i see you!”

“ this is giving me like, ripoff __ vibes so hard.”

“ i can already tell i’m gonna hate this.”

“ well, you made progress. i’m not making progress.”

“ i wish i could get back down to you.”

“ i can’t get back over the banana.”

“ oh, that helps.”

“ yeah, but you can’t touch anything.”

“ oh, there’s a banana in the air.”

“ this is the worst. this is the worst thing ever.”

“ this is kinda fun, i like this.”

“ HOW do you like this?”

“ it’s better than monopoly.”

“ i’m not good at this, but i like this.”

“ you having some kinda trouble?”

“ wait, where are we supposed to go?”

“ oh my god, i’m gonna die.”

“ don’t even talk to me.”

“ i have a visceral reaction to __.”

“ i don’t miss this at all.”

“ it’s fun, just take a deep breath.”

“ just relax, it’s fuuuun!”

“ how the HELL is this FUN to you?!”

“ NEVER! i will NOT relax!”

“ calm down, it’s fine. it’s fine, everything’s fine.”

“ you’re only saying that because you KNOW it’ll make me madder.”

“ i didn’t see shit.”

“ you didn’t do ANYTHING.”

“ hey, how’s it going?”

“ i’m gonna just take a little breather.”

“ i just- don’t judge me, __.”

“ i don’t care what you’re accomplishing, i have what i need right here.”

“ you know, what? i take it back. i love __.”

“ are you fucking cheating?”

“ i’m starting to get a feel of it.”

“ what did i just get?”

“ the flies. why do the flies exist? that’s the worst part.”

“ i’m so glad you’re having fun up there.”

“ it’s so much better. it’s like infinitely better.”

“ no. no, please.”

“ how did you do that?!”

“ i can’t. i can’t with this. i literally. i can’t.”

“ it makes no sense!”

“ don’t you leave me here…!”

“ DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!”

“ i’m actually sad because i wanted you to succeed.”

“ i thought i was done. i fucked up.”

“ what the hell was that?!”

“ i just- i need a- i need a moment.”

“ you need a moment, huh? you need a moment?”

“ i’ve got nice sandwiches that are going nice and cold while i’m trying to- OHMYGOD!”

“ i’m so happy that it’s not me down there for once.”

“ why does it do that?”

“ i swear to fffh… i swear to FUCK. I SWEAR TO FUCK!”

“ where am i?!”

“ oh yes! …. NOOOOO!!!”

“ YEAH! I’M FINE! WHY?!”

“ idunno, you sound… different.”

“ why would i sound different? it’s the same old me.”

“ you know what, i feel your pain, you know?”

“ you don’t feel my pain.”

“ i don’t feel any pain, actually, i don’t feel anything.”

“ don’t laugh at me.”

“ if you don’t want me to laugh, you can’t say that with a mouth full of chick-fil-a.”

“ i found the hack. i’m a hacker. i’m the best.”

“ see, wasn’t that worth all the anguish?”

“ you finally did what everyone else did way a long time ago.”

“ be fucking careful with that.”

“ not like this!”

“ i might kill.”

“ calm down, everything’s fine, it’s working.”

“ you found your secret mantra?”

“ i saw the path.”

“ i just want to let you know.”

“ where are you and why don’t i care?”

“ this is uncharted territory for me.”

“ shut up, __, shut up. don’t use me for your mantra, you’re stealing my skill.”

“ my whole body hurts now, god damn it.”

“ i knew that was a dumb.”

“ i’m so proud of you.”

“ no, god, WHY would you do that?”

“ what are you talking about?”

“ what are people saying about me, huh?”

“ i swear, i don’t care what you think of me.”

“ you’re not gonna make it. you FOOL!”

“ i just realized i didn’t want your advice.”

“ i’m offended that you thought i needed your help.”

“ oh yeah? well look who’s in the same place as me. YOU. so how does that feel?”

“ i have seen the golden- the promised land.”

“ you have not. you have not, no one has.”

“ it’s definitely not impossible, okay?”

“ how are you keeping it together?”

“ if i be quiet, i feel the path. if i am loud, the path eludes me.”

“ oh man, what have i done?”

“ oh god, be careful!”

“ once i reach my apex skill, you’re going to see __ the likes of which you’ve never seen.”

“ i’m better than you!”

“ it’s all the same, you idiot!”

“ well, it’s good to see you dude!”

“ i fucking HATE EVERYTHING.”

“ i feel bad, but not THAT bad.”

“ here we go again!”

“ they never lose, they just take a break.”

“ yeah, i have principles.”

“ welcome to hell.”

“ i did it! oh, thank god.”

“ everything will be better from here on out.”

“ it’s not just a constant fight to not lose, it’s a constant fight for victory.”

“ hey, this place is terrifying.”

“ it’s so much worse here.”

“ the left is the wrong way to go.”

“ i hate. so strongly is my hate.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the walking dead season 3 episode 6.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ what the hell is this mess?”

“ it means something, the way it’s all set up like that.”

“ he was right to send us out.”

“ we’re doing a righteous public service here.”

“ it says ‘go back’.”

“ i don’t believe this is happening.”

“ hey! hey! you knock it off. what the hell’s wrong with you?”

“ he chose you ‘cause he thought you were ready.”

“ if you keep announcing to the world that you’re pissing your pants, i’m gonna have to smash your teeth in.”

“ well, i’m gonna keep calling you __, all right?”

“ we having fun yet?!”

“ hello? is- is someone there?”

“ i’m not going to say where we are.”

“ are you- are you someplace safe?”

“ part of it is because we’re careful.”

“ what makes your place so safe?”

“ it’s just… away… from them.”

“ i’m with a good group of people. would you be willing– could you take in others?”

“ we can pull our weight. we can help you.”

“ i’d have to talk to the group.”

“ let me make a case.”

“ let me talk to them first.”

“ please, please, don’t- don’t go. just… please.”

“ we’re good people here.”

“ we just- we just need some help. we can help you.”

“ please! you don’t understand, you don’t know…”

“ we’re dying… we’re dying here.”

“ we’re running low on ammo, though.”

“ them shots just pulled every biter in this area our way.”

“ now you’re gonna rise to the occasion, son.”

“ some serious shit’s going down. i need you here. you read me?”

“ i don’t want you to die.”

“ now you know we don’t ever let our own turn. never.”

“ you know you can join in. they don’t bite. that’s kind of the whole idea of the place.”

“ seems like you also encourage people to punch each other in the face.”

“ you didn’t like that much, huh?”

“ listen, i want to ask you something.”

“ i’m not gonna tell you how to run your town.”

“ this is our town. you stayed. you’re part of this now.”

“ if it’s an escape, i don’t think it’s the right one.”

“ it’s brutality for fun, and i think the world’s brutal enough already.”

“ it really bothered you, huh?”

“ but i do wanna be here.”

“ so, what did you say before i made you condemn our sadistic way of life?”

“ i want to contribute. everyone else does.”

“ i want to work the wall. i’m a good shot. i want to stay that way.”

“ can you use a bow?”

“ i can learn.”

“ well, i can get somebody to teach you.”

“ and you want to come where we are?”

“ no attacks, no one’s been bit. no one’s died. no one’s turned, no one’s gone crazy.”

“ you could be dangerous.”

“ have you killed anyone?”

“ how many people have you killed?”

“ he tried to kill me, so i killed him.”

“ i don’t want to talk about that.”

“ i figure we can start tomorrow. there’s a training area, some hay bales.”

“ you must be pretty good.”

“ i mean, it’s worth more than my car. it’s… awesome.”

“ so i totally killed him for it.”

“ that wasn’t why you killed him.”

“ we’re not supposed to go over the wall!”

“ what the hell was that?”

“ that is how it’s done.”

“ i said i could do it.”

“ what is wrong with you? this isn’t a game.”

“ may i?”

“ i’m a ghost from the knee down.”

“ you saved my life.”

“ take your time, whatever you need.”

“ you carried us. you didn’t let us give up. you got us here.”

“ it’s not enough. it’s not safe enough.”

“ there isn’t anywhere else.”

“ i know you want to get away from this, but we’ve run already.”

“ i got a call. someone called. on this phone.”

“ if it’s safe, we’ll get there.”

“ don’t tell the rest of the group, not yet.”

“ i’ll sit here with you.”

“ i ran after them, but i couldn’t keep up.”

“ that was the hard part. you know, she was just gone. erased. nothing left of her.”

“ people said it was better that way.”

“ i don’t know. just made it seem like it wasn’t real, you know?”

“ i know why you want to see me.”

“ you were told we don’t go over unless we have to.”

“ i just… i wanted a little practice.”

“ i liked the fights. i didn’t like that i liked them.”

“ could’ve walked out. you started walking out. but you stayed.”

“ are you saying that i like you, too?”

“ i think i’m growing on you.”

“ you rose to the occasion. when we get back, i’m gonna get you a beer.”

“ no, no, no, no. we’re done. we’re gonna grab a car, haul ass home.”

“ i’m gonna keep going.”

“ ain’t worth our time. definitely ain’t worth our blood. now let’s go.”

“ this is some serious shit, that’s what you said.”

“ you’re right. can’t cut corners on this one.”

“ you’ve come along pretty quick, there.”

“ hear that bird?”

“ but if- if that’s what it takes.”

“ it would be good. you should talk about it.”

“ how… how do you know my name?”

“ it’s a beautiful day.”

“ get that duck.”

“ a kid growing up in a prison could use some toys.”

“ you were the kinda guy who waxed his car every weekend, right?”

“ my dog was a wonder of stupidity. lost a fight with a tree once.”

“ you did this.”

“ i find it hard to believe that you didn’t have a single thing that you were proud of before.”

“ so how long has it been? … uh, since- since you’ve had whiskey this good?”

“ well, i’m happy to forget a lot. not just the bad stuff.”

“ i want to be here… right now.”

“ you don’t have to be ashamed about liking the fight. or fighting the fight.”

“ it’s not the only thing, but nowadays, it’s part of being alive. really alive.”

“ most people don’t have it, what it takes to see the whole story.”

“ eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die”

“ oh, i’m not planning on dying.”

“ i like the quiet.”

“ and where is it you’re calling home?”

“ you made it.”

“ can you tell me, is __ alive?”

“ hey, you take me to him, and i’ll call it even on everything. no hard feelings. huh?”

“ fixed it up myself. pretty cool, huh?”

“ the fact that we found each other is a miracle.”

“ come on, now. you can trust me.”

“ you trust me. you stay here.”

“ put that gun in the car right now!”

“ what the hell you need slippers for?”

“ how do you know me?”

“ i loved you… i loved you.”

“ i couldn’t put it back together.”

“ i made a deal with myself. i would keep you alive.”

“ i couldn’t open that door. i couldn’t risk it.”

“ i was gonna keep you alive, and then… i thought there’d be time.”

“ i thought there’d be time… there’s never time.”

“ i lied when i said i was off the clock, this is a 24/7 kinda gig.”

“ should i hide under the bed?”

“ we lost all three guys.”

“ well, we’ll dress it up. give ‘em a hero’s funeral.”

“ you tell a story. a supply run gone sideways.”

“ from the looks of ‘em, they’ve got to be set up pretty good.”

“ everything okay?”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the walking dead season 3 episode 5.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ cold drinks?”

“ now, if you would just drop me a hint about tonight.”

“ mere words cannot adequately describe the festivities ahead.”

“ it’s nap time now.”

“ take it easy.”

“ it’s alright… hey, i’m here.”

“ i still love you. you know that, right?”

“ you with me?”

“ we ain’t losing nobody else.”

“ i’m going for a run.”

“ i’ll back you up.”

“ too many pile up, we got ourselves a problem.”

“ i haven’t had much luck.”

“ is there any place that hasn’t been completely looted?”

“ we’ve built a place we can call home.”

“ maybe held together with duct tape and string, but it works.”

“ it’s ours. i’ll take it.”

“ today, we celebrate how far we’ve come.”

“ we remember those we’ve lost.”

“ i’m suggesting we delay a couple of days.”

“ we can’t wait. everything’s ready.”

“ i love a party as much as the next fella.”

“ trust me, i love a party.”

“ we’re using a lot of resources.”

“ i thought you love a party.”

“ come on, lighten up for christ’s sake.”

“ i like fun.”

“ you know, i’ve been working on an experiment all week.”

“ what are you asking?”

“ how long do you need?”

“ i don’t need long.”

“ how about you enjoy yourself tonight, and then begin over in the morning, huh?”

“ you get off on that? poking around other people’s things?”

“ we got nothing to hide here.”

“ people with nothing to hide don’t usually feel the need to say so.”

“ we all have our secrets, huh?”

“ you got the wrong idea about me.”

“ i’m just a guy trying to do right by the people i care for.”

“ so you want me to take choice out of the equation.”

“ you want me to kick you out.”

“ this is a real problem for me.”

“ people follow the rules, and whether or not it’s true, they believe it’s what keeps them alive.”

“ you’ve turned that upside down. you’ve broken the rules.”

“ if i don’t do anything, i invite anarchy.”

“ how’d it go?”

“ do we have a problem?”

“ i can handle this.”

“ how’s the perimeter look?”

“ need help?”

“ sorry you lost ‘em.”

“ part of me wishes that we killed them all on sight.”

“ it’s wrong, but… i’d trade any number of people for ours any day.”

“ what’s wrong? __ said it was urgent.”

“ i need your help.”

“ you can’t steal something that’s yours.”

“ why would you have captive biters?”

“ there’s a good reason i don’t want to go into right now.”

“ you make people uncomfortable.”

“ you put my back against the wall here.”

“ what are you saying?”

“ i’m saying what works out there don’t work in here.”

“ you know, we’re not barbarians.”

“ we got to talk.”

“ we got to go.”

“ he told me what happened.”

“ you’re freaking people out. you’re freaking me out.”

“ we can escape there after dark.”

“ we are not prisoners here.”

“ no one who comes here leaves.”

“ what are you talking about?”

“ it’s safe. there’s food, there’s shelter. there’s people, for god’s sake.”

“ that’s what they show you. but you can’t leave unless they make you.”

“ you are not making any sense.”

“ maybe you need to sit for a minute.”

“ you need to trust me.”

“ you need to give me more to go on.”

“ i think we need this.”

“ i want to give this place a real shot.”

“ breaking into houses? that is not trying. that is sabotaging.”

“ this place is not what they say it is.”

“ everybody’s worried about you.”

“ you shouldn’t be in here.”

“ you don’t have to do this all by yourself. okay?”

“ why don’t you just come on out with me? okay?”

“ yeah… yeah… it’s me.”

“ we got us a bite.”

“ we’re gonna have to kill it.”

“ hold on. there’s something interesting in it’s eyes.”

“ so don’t kill it?”

“ get your hands dirty for once, huh?”

“ i tell you what, i take back anything i said about that jacket.”

“ check this one out, he’s almost as ugly as you.”

“ company’s close. stay tight.”

“ i’m not putting that in my bag.”

“ where you off to in such a hurry, huh?”

“ you’re breaking my heart running away like that.”

“ you told us we were free to come and go whenever we liked.”

“ sweetheart, nothing personal here, but you’re gonna have to step back.”

“ see? there’s always a reason why we can’t leave yet.”

“ now if i was you, i’d find some shelter before nightfall.”

“ do you hear yourself?”

“ how can you know that?”

“ i didn’t ask for that.”

“ that’s what friends do for each other.”

“ that was no life.”

“ i’m tired. i’m tired - i don’t have another eight months in me. not like that.”

“ what about me?”

“ i’m afraid you’re gonna disappear.”

“ we always talked about this place, didn’t we? a refuge.”

“ are you coming or not?”

“ don’t do this. don’t give me an ultimatum. not after everything.”

“ you’d just slow me down anyway.”

“ i’m sorry things didn’t work out with your friend.”

“ weird to lose someone by their own choice.”

“ not sure this will make you feel better, but i’m sure you could use a drink.”

“ i’ve got the best seats in the house.”

“ it’s a little loud.”

“ i’m gonna kick your ass one-handed. oh, to hell with that. no-handed!”

“ want some more?”

“ hey. hey! where you going?”

“ what the hell is this?”

“ it’s a way to blow off steam.”

“ this is… this is sick!”

“ well, look around. everyone’s having a great time.”

“ it’s barbaric.”

“ we pull out the biter’s teeth.”

“ that’s crazy.”

“ people need entertainment.”

“ we’re reducing these things. y’know… we’re controlling them.”

“ we’re shining a light on the monster under the bed.”

“ it’s fun. it makes people feel better about the whole thing.”

“ you’re teaching them that walkers aren’t dangerous.”

“ i’m teaching them not to be afraid.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   once upon a time season 1 episode 4.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ do not despair, my dear.”

“ who are you?”

“ i’m here to change your life.”

“ she forbade me to leave.”

“ what? what did you do?”

“ now, now. i got what i wanted.”

“ there’s no need to be frightened.”

“ you just killed my ___.”

“ she was trying to help me.”

“ do you know what this is?”

“ trust me. i’ve done you a favor.”

“ all magic comes with a price.”

“ my life… it’s wretched.”

“ you can’t handle this.”

“ wait! please wait. i CAN handle it.”

“ please. i will do anything to get out of here.”

“ then you’ll owe me a favor.”

“ name it. what do you want?”

“ but i have nothing.”

“ i care nothing for riches. i’ll give you anything you want.”

“ fear not, my needs are small.”

“ do we have a deal?”

“ every story needs a memorable detail.”

“ are you sure we can be out in the open?”

“ enough sneaking around.”

“ you’re brave.”

“ speaking of… do you think we need code names?”

“ it’s so hard to get your attention.”

“ are you arresting me again?”

“ i’m thanking you. we all owe you a debt of gratitude.”

“ well, what do i get? a commendation? a key to the city?”

“ why don’t you think about it and stay a while?”

“ that’s right. i know everything.”

“ you no longer worry me.”

“ you see, i did a little digging into who you are.”

“ people don’t change, they only fool themselves into believing they can.”

“ you don’t know me.”

“ do you have a laundry room i can use?”

“ it’s just that, uh… no one thinks that i can do this.”

“ no one thinks i can do anything. maybe they’re right.”

“ everyone loves to tell you what you can and can’t do, but ultimately, whatever you’re considering doing, or giving up, the choice is yours.”

“ it’s not exactly what you might think it is.”

“ people are gonna tell you who you are your whole life. you just gotta punch back and say, ‘no, this is who i am.’ ”

“ you want people to look at you differently? make them.”

“ you want to change things? you’re gonna have to go out there and change them yourself.”

“ under no circumstance do you leave this house.”

“ now do as i say, or there will be consequences.”

“ so that’s all your stuff?”

“ i, uh, i need your help. i’m looking for someone.”

“ so why don’t you just call the police?”

“ well, one of the advantages of you not being the police is discretion.”

“ my only other choice is the police.”

“ so you’ll help me then?”

“ do you know who that is?”

“ is that… all you brought?”

“ what are you doing here?”

“ i thought we could hang out.”

“ please, let me help.”

“ no! no, it could be dangerous.”

“ this isn’t a game.”

“ how do you know?”

“ you cannot come with me.”

“ then i’ll find you and i’ll bring you back.”

“ i am just trying to be responsible here.”

“ i’m just trying to spend time with you.”

“ oh, that is really not fair.”

“ what’s wrong?”

“ do you realize what an inspiration you are to everyone?”

“ i’m proud of you.”

“ i just wanted to make sure you’re happy with your end of the bargain.”

“ did you get everything you desired?”

“ what’s your price? my jewels? the ring?”

“ are we going somewhere?”

“ something’s happened.”

“ why are you upset? this is what we wanted.”

“ i was stupid. i didn’t understand the price of magic.”

“ i’m so sorry…! and now i’m gonna lose it all. my… my life… you.”

“ look, i don’t know what you’ve heard, but it’s wrong.”

“ maybe you should just stay out of it.”

“ some people only have the backseat of a car.”

“ stop letting other people make decisions for you.”

“ and who are you to judge?”

“ no one’s ever broken a deal with him.”

“ what did you get yourself into?”

“ should we even use magic? isn’t that what’s causing these problems to begin with?”

“ you’re sure this will work?”

“ don’t worry, the hospital isn’t that far.”

“ i won’t let that happen.”

“ i’d like to alter the bargain.”

“ you know, the only way to stop me is through magic.”

“ i’m not trying to stop you.”

“ as we all know, all magic comes with a price. and if you were to use it to, say… imprison me, then your debt to me would only grow.”

“ are you sure you’re happy with this new arrangement?”

“ no one breaks deals with me, dearie. no one.”

“ you’re the only one who can do it.”

“ you’re the savior. you can do whatever you want.”

“ did we really win?”

“ i was so afraid. i was so afraid that we’d fail.”

“ oh, i’m dizzy.”

“ what did you do?”

“ i haven’t done anything. in case you hadn’t noticed, i’ve been otherwise engaged.”

“ something’s happened to him. you know. tell me!”

“ i did warn you, all magic comes at a price. it looks like someone has just paid.”

“ why didn’t you tell me?”

“ on the contrary. i thought it would be more effective if you found out yourself.”

“ actually, we have an agreement. and my agreements are always honored.”

“ i like your confidence. charming.”

“ you really want to start that fight?”

“ i like you. you’re not afraid of me, and that’s either cocky or presumptuous.” 

“ either way, i’d rather have you on my side.”

“ are you willing to make a deal with me?”

“ i’m not sure you’re ready yet.”

“ someone could get hurt.”

“ i am so sorry. i never should have left you.”

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   dexter season one episode four.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ i find people around me are all making some kind of connection.”

“ human bonds always lead to messy complications.”

“ if i let someone get that close, they’d see who i really am, and i can’t let that happen.”

“ i need your expertise.”

“ that’s funny.”

“ so, how long you think it’s been there?”

“ this feels familiar…”

“ real creep show, huh?”

“ it’s hard to say. there’s blood. that’s different.”

“ haven’t see that before.”

“ shut your damn face.”

“ hey, language, please.”

“ what’s your problem?”

“ i hate the beach. it’s sandy and gross and nasty, and i want to go home.”

“ too bad. you’re part of a family.”

“ why should i pretend i’m happy?”

“ it doesn’t matter if you’re happy or not. you just do it to fit in.”

“ what’s wrong?”

“ and now’s your chance to make it right.”

“ i said some very harsh things.”

“ ‘ thank you’ ? for what?”

“ i do love halloween.”

“ what? you don’t like this stuff? i do.”

“ no, you don’t have to do that.”

“ hello. i don’t think we’ve met.”

“ my ex moved out and left his dog.”

“ trust me, i wish there was something i could do.”

“ did he tell you that?”

“ you know what works for me? earplugs.”

“ i love halloween. the one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me.”

“ people think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster.”

“ people think it’s fun to pretend you’re a monster. me, i spend my life pretending i’m not.”

“ some people might call me a fraud.”

“ BOO!”

“ i prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.”

“ another photo from my family album.”

“ nobody’s paying you to stand around and goddamn stare.”

“ i can’t tell you that either.”

“ what fucking good are you?”

“ you okay?”

“ he’s mocking me.”

“ don’t take it personally.”

“ what the hell is going on?”

“ a bully is a felony waiting to happen.”

“ you think this is a joke.”

“ i’m gonna end up dead, it’s just a matter of when.”

“ when it comes to my kids, i stop being nice.”

“ no, no, no, it’s sad. but you’re funny. look at you, all tough.”

“ i’m- i’m- i’m gonna call the police, i can do that.”

“ hey, don’t let this bastard get to you.”

“ i’ll be all right.”

“ no. it’s probably a good plan.”

“ you see that? you see it?”

“ i think he’s alive.”

“ i have some amazing news for you.”

“ well, i am so glad you could make it.”

“ you brought us all here together by bringing us hope.”

“ may the lord bless you and guide you.”

“ i tried to apologize, but i couldn’t get a word in edgewise.”

“ yeah, you did fuck that up.”

“ yeah, i crucified him without having all the facts.”

“ who is that gonna make feel better, you or her?”

“ what’s next is you should go home. you’ve had the shit kicked out of you all day.”

“ i kinda like it here with you. you’re the only person i know they hate more than me”

“ i will pay you one million dollars if you help me.”

“ you don’t have one million dollars.”

“ i’ll steal it from evidence.”

“ i wanna be part of the hunt.”

“ just pick your favorite spot. we’ll stake it out together.”

“ sorry about that. go back to sleep.”

“ are you kidding? that was awesome.”

“ you’ve got some hay in your hair.”

“ traffic at this hour is a bitch.”

“ is this appropriate?”

“ i’m too tired to go trick or treating.”

“ grown-up language is for grown-ups.”

“ you did a good thing. thank you.”

“ can i come in?”

“ i should warn you, i haven’t really been myself lately.”

“ maybe i can cheer you up.”

“ you look great.”

“ you upset your neighbor.”

“ is that why you haven’t been yourself lately?”

“ maybe i can help.”

“ no, i’m afraid there’s nothing you can do.”

“ what- what are you doing?”

“ and i’m not gonna take it back.”

“ how… how do i look? the tie?”

“ i told you, i need time.”

“ it’s been three months… how much time do you need?”

“ don’t turn this around on me. not after what you did.”

“ i was adopted.”

“ you’re both good men. i can tell.”

“ i’d frame this one.”

“ why’d you have to be such a pain in the ass, huh?”

“ i didn’t tell you you could get up.”

“ police! hands in the air!”

“ thought you could use back-up.”

“ so this was the plan all along, to use me as bait?”

“ we’re done now. we’re even.”

“ please. just do it. kill me. i’m ready.”

“ just don’t cut me anymore. please don’t cut me anymore.”

“ just kill me, it’s okay.”

“ i can’t kill this man.”

“ who left this?”

“ jesus, stop that, i’m getting bruises.”

“ you should try a hug once in a while.”

“ you saved a man’s life today.”

“ everyone hides who they are at least some of the time.”

“ sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether.”

“ i couldn’t kill him. that’s not me either.”

“ i’m not the monster he wants me to be.”

“ i’m neither man nor beast. i’m something new entirely.”

[wordis-a2]

things i need more of:

people finding out about john’s abilities and not realizing that his powers has limits or that using his powers for certain things can cause repercussions or issues elsewhere and blaming him (or at the very least questioning his morality) for not having just used his powers to fix all the bad stuff happening in the world

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   dexter season one episode one starters.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!

“ tonight’s the night.”

“ you’re mine now, so do exactly as i say.”

“ what do you want?”

“ i want you to be quiet.”

“ you have to listen… do what i say.”

“ it’s horrible. isn’t it? isn’t it?”

“ OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!”

“ look or i’ll cut your eyelids right off your face.”

“ stop! that never helped anybody.”

“ please, you can have anything.”

“ please, you have to understand.”

“ trust me, i definitely understand.”

“ see, i can’t help myself either.”

“ i have standards.”

“ i don’t know what made me the way i am.”

“ i don’t know what made me the way i am, but whatever it was left a hollow place inside.”

“ people fake a lot of human interactions, but i feel like i fake them all. and i fake them very well.”

“ they’re both dead now.”

“ i didn’t kill them. honest.”

“ you’re different, aren’t you?”

“ i found the grave.”

“ there were a lot of bones in there.”

“ i’m a very neat monster.”

“ [name], are you there?”

“ i need you here, okay? please? pretty fucking please with cheese on top.”

“ you better be a cop.”

“ where the hell do you keep your gun?”

“ any suspects?”

“ how does someone so dumb get so much power?”

“ she knows how to play the game. you could take a lesson.”

“ you can’t get so emotionally invested.”

“ what can i do to help?”

“ can i bounce some ideas off of you later? you know i always get smarter when i’m talking to you.”

“ you just need a little more confidence.”

“ you’re making me smarter already, see?”

“ it’s hot as hell out here.”

“ so… why are you here?”

“ there’s no blood here.”

“ it’s the weirdest thing you ever saw.”

“ i can’t think. i have to get out of here.”

“ where are you going?”

“ i wish you’d stop that.”

“ it’s one of those mating rituals which i really don’t understand.”

“ how’s the family?”

“ see you at the next bloodbath?”

“ never miss a party.”

“ ha-ha, you’re a sick bastard.”

“ and thanks for the fucking doughnut.”

“ never leave home without my rubber gloves.”

“ so. anything new?”

“ one of these days you’re gonna tell me.”

“ i like doing it. maybe i can help out. it fills my nights.”

“ you have a morbid sense of fun.”

“ just don’t get me fired.”

“ just like me… empty inside.”

“ where the hell you been?”

“ you’re giving me the fucking creeps, you know that?”

“ fuck you.”

“ look at the blood spatter, look at the patterns. it tells a story.”

“ there’s always a sacrifice.”

“ animals don’t like me.”

“ have you ever wanted to kill anything else? like a person?”

“ why didn’t you?”

“ i don’t understand sex.”

“ when it comes to the actual act of sex, it’s always just seemed so… undignified.”

“ vanilla, chocolate and strawberry… which one do you think melts faster?”

“ will you be back?”

“ needless to say, i have some unusual habits.”

“ normal people are so hostile.”

“ just stay right there.”

“ i’ll be right back.”

“ will they catch him soon?”

“ i’m sorry. i don’t think i want to.”

“ what have i done now?”

“ i can explain.”

“ you and i had an understanding.”

“ you come to me, you tell me, and we deal with it together.”

“ there’s blood on this knife!”

“ are you sure? are you telling me the truth?”

“ i thought we had this under control.”

“ you still don’t remember anything from before?”

“ what happened changed something inside you.”

“ i’m afraid your urge to kill is only going to get stronger.”

“ you’re saying i’ll be like this forever.”

“ how can it ever be good?”

“ you’re saying… you’re saying they deserve it.”

“ remember this forever: you are not alone and you are loved.”

“ it’s a waste of time.”

“ she’s dumber than the boat people. throw her a fucking raft.”

“ i could be wrong.”

“ you should try it sometime, you need a life.”

“ don’t make me hit you.”

“ what are you thinking?”

“ why the hell is that important?”

“ i’m pretty sure i covered all my tracks.”

“ what’s your thing, psycho?”

“ it’s okay. i don’t want to upset anybody.”

“ you’ll be the hero.”

“ i have an idea. something in a different direction.”

“ i’m watching you, motherfucker.”

“ no security guards. that’s good.”

“ i’m not sorry.”

“ i was worried. i didn’t know what to do.”

“ would you like to come in?”

“ i don’t want to lose you.”