Give Me A Reason To Believe

"I wish that when I shrugged my shoulders, the word 'shrug' would flash adjacent to my body." -Mikey Way

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dolfinsatdawn]

[theancientelementsofharmony1]

The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.

It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.

The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.

Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.

Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t.

[full-moon-phoenix]

Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!

Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[dellinah]

How dare you make a reference this funny

[secifosseluce]

I love how that one poster genuinely thought that the Pope straight up canceled Easter - not the celebrations for it, just. Easter itself? Which is hysterical. 2020: the year Pope Francis found Easter problematic, spilled the tea holy water, and declared it 👏cancelled 👏 

[pati79]

Imagine being that outraged and thinking “I’m the GOOD Christian not THAT ONE PSSS” and literally thinking Easter can be cancelled AT ALL.

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[marisatomay]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schmergo]

What up, my name’s Hamlet, I’m 19, and I never f***ing learned to be 

[notdumbasstm]

theres a bee???

[glitter-and-metal]

i heard theres 2 bee

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

okay, good to know

well, so you see-

[officialelizabeth-deactivated20]

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[newtdewts-deactivated20190417]

It’s okay, you can say Ted Bundy.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Why is Kombucha so nasty :/

that’s fungus babe!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my mistake! i was wrong

that’s bacteria babe!

[probiotic-yogurt]

Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[glumshoe]

Yeah, I wish I could fly or run at super speed or teleport. Whose doesn’t?! But the superpower I crave most acutely is the ability to dreamwalk.

There are innocent uses. You show up in your friend’s recurring nightmares and tell her that this time, it’ll be okay - she’s safe, her dreams are made of dust and fantasy, and she can control them. You chase off the monsters and demons and teach her how to turn lucidity on and off. She can rest easy without your help.

But oh, god, you can also make the person who gave her those nightmares in the first place pay for it. Sleep tight, shitlord! What’s the matter? Did you have a bad dream? Are you ready to have bad dreams for the rest of your life? I hope you like sleep deprivation, asshole, ‘cause I’ve got a full tank of nightmare fuel and you’re riding shotgun.

[glumshoe]

Corrupt politician ready to vote for an evil bill? He can’t prove that you terrorize his dreams! Maybe he’s a rich bastard who will never experience any of the horrible consequences of his actions first hand…but he’s a rich bastard who wakes up screaming every night because The Ghost of Christmas Fuck You has come a-calling.

[adh-deku]

I made a thing

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[californiadreamboy]

Stop putting this on my dash

[anxietyproblem]

[darkestnighthour]

[theanimationcenter]

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

[leander-ligo]

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[trixxhil]

Here’s a video of Ryan Ross singing “well I’m afraid that I” in Panic!’s cover of Karma Police by Radiohead.

(The whole song which is amazing btw)