WorkEmpire

She/her, minor. Literally just SCP, incorrect quotes and soon art. Call me Betty or Cat

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where are you, scp049 x scp035 roleplay askblog... where have you gone... are you safe... where are your 10000 anon zombie children...

[zal-cryptid]

> Symbols I use for my SCP cards

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035: bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

Cain: I’m summoning the hoes fool

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079; let’s talk about video games

035: Mario Jump

079: he sure does

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035: yes, I make a lot of bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger

Iris: but?

035: nah that’s it

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Abel: I’m a confident driver

Cain: you nearly drove us into a tree!

Abel: yeah, confidently

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049-j: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Iris: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Cain: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma

Iris: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Cain: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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What happens if Cain punches himself????

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Cain: does anyone have a plan?

035: don’t die

Cain: okay, beyond that?

035: don’t die

Cain: that’s not a plan, that’s a general living requirement

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049: does anyone know how to clean a stab wound?

Abel: stab wound?? You mean an extra pocket!!

049: omg wait

Cain: neither of you should be allowed outside

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Cain; Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword

[jun0-alias-fr0stfl0wer]

Some random drawings i did lol

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Meant to post this yesterday but I forgor

Copy and pasted from my instagram post of this:

I finally drew not only Lawrence but other SCPs too! I havent drawn 035 in 4 years holy shit 😭 but I'm happy with my design of him! For those confused by their designs, this a whole different version of the SCP universe compared to the "canon" SCP universe, most stuff isnt at all close to "canon" and are all different and have been made up in my head for many years, a perfect example of this is my version of 106 and also my version of 049. Anyway, I all of a sudden had a burst of motivation to draw despite being in a severe depressive episode (I'll be fine), then this was the result!

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Iris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Cain: They do.

Iris: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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173: You have an impressive pain tolerance

Cain: Thanks, it's the trauma

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035, Abel and Cain: [screaming]

049: [runs into the room] What's wrong, Cain?!

035: Wait, why are you asking Cain that when Abel and I are also here?

939: Because Cain wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance