Working Canter

Post college life, a horse, some dreams, and harsh reality. If you need a friend, I'm here for you.

[everythingfox]

Checking the kitten crop

(via)

[catchymemes]

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

She must have paid money at a print shop for that!

[justlookatthosesausages]

I love this so much. It’s funny universally. The relatable dorky friend energy. The confused and amused looks. The double slow unfolding. Peak comedy

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion

[straightboyfriend]

there is no medical component to a trans kid transitioning

if a little trans boy comes out to his parents & is like 4 all youd do for his transition is cut his hair, buy a new wardrobe, & switch pronouns & possibly change names

no one is gonna put a little 4 year old on testosterone OR puberty blockers until theyre actually about to start puberty & then they give them a few years to really decide if they want to start hormones

a trans kid existing isnt “child abuse.” child abuse is refusing to let your kid live their lives as they truly are & forcing them to present as a gender they arent

[straightboyfriend]

radfems who interact with this post will be blocked & your argument will not be read or even considered. i do not care about the opinion of a transphobe & my original post still stands.

[clickerpunk]

Im SORRY but im CRYING

[silversnaffles]

I just saw this on Fb, I LOVE IT

[kiraliana]

⚠️Just so we’re clear⚠️

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[kalichnikov]

[wormpretzal]

i made some sharks im bored hhhhh

[wormpretzal]

people really like these boys huh?

[wormpretzal]

I made more because i have no self control

[wormpretzal]

hey.

i got a surprise for you

[podle5]

These are pretty much the best sharks ever.

[exigencelost]

Shoutout to my therapist she tries so hard to keep up with me. I explained the concept of spell slots vs cantrips as a disability metaphor to her and she took notes. On a pad of paper. About the spellcasting mechanics of dungeons and dragons.

[exigencelost]

She was like “this is gonna come up again I’m guessing?” And I was like yeah probably and she said “okay hang on” and started writing. Bless

[sagittarieuse]

What was the metaphor OP?

[exigencelost]

I mean it wasn’t mine i got it off tumbler dot org, but there are things that you can do seemingly an unlimited number of times per day, that don’t drain on your internal resources, and that make abled people think you don’t have chronic pain or fatigue or brain fog whatever because look, she’s writing her journal or whatever, surely she must be able to also do her homework, but maybe for you journal-writing is a cantrip, whereas homework takes a spell slot. And you only get a certain number of spell slots per long rest because they drain you in a more profound way, and you need to save one for cooking dinner and you already used one to walk to the store for milk. It’s a variant on Spoon Theory for nerds. 

[catgirlnailpolish]

oh wow fuck that’s a good metaphor

[powerfulwizard]

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

[powerfulwizard]

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[whitepeopletwitter]

[srsfunny]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

I fucking love Venn diagrams.

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

This Made Me Uncomfortable

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight. 

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

HE’S GOT A SPIFE

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

[taylor-ruth]

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

[cosmicqueerlove]

okay but you were right

[softwaring]