Workplace Touching

Show Notes

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Episode 11: Girth Brooks and Dakota Driveshaft

Porcelain toilet chip repair

Sex in an MRI

Want MRI poops? Check.

Mile High Club

Half Mile High Club

“So you’re saying his dick blocks out the sun?"

A man is shown lying nude on his stomach while a woman straddles his bare buttocks and places a burning candle in his anus; the woman then drips hot wax on his back and he yells. His buttocks are seen.

"This post-apocalyptic industrial vulva is reminiscent of the rubble of the wasteland.”

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Spaghetti Waffles are only the beginning. 

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Episode 10: Not a real episode

Poop Balloons

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fake wounds from vaseline

The materials needed to make skin putty and fake blood are..... For skin putty •Vaseline or petroleum jelly •flour •Coco powder •2 plastic spoons • I ...

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Episode 9: One Sticky Turd

Bacon Ipsum

Red Shirting

Brackets

"When Ira Glass enters the conversation the entire house becomes flaccid and dry"

Big Johnson half way down

The Orc Chasm

From Appendix C: The Fisting of the High King of Gondor "We can do this the hard way, or the really hard way."

Tolkien Rescues Internet Porn [NSFW, derp!]

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I love you.

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Special thanks to Irish Spring Deodorant Soap for sponsoring this week's show notes.

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Hot Dog

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Stuck Vehicle

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The shit pipe is just out of frame on the left

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En Francais

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Putty

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Episode 8: Bidet handjob machine

"No more PTO = Workplace shitting" (no shitting involved)

Twerking in a pyrex dish

Anal Lady Bugs 

Pop Quiz Asshole

What is safe search?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzmTtusvjR4

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