POOOOOP!

ya ya ya yayaya

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i dont do this shit for notes. This is my mind

No minors…!

Anything with reblogs disabled is probably someone elses joke that im repeating

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Its all chungus as far as the eye can see

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she took me to her amazing clitoral circus

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They used to call me plinkin’ lincoln

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my burger just sneezed

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Internet users are appearently now getting high off "Dragon Pussy"

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i got a stinky twinkie

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gross water = good

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Mr feast erect as fuck

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i put a cuppa orange juice in a museum and it melts and gets allll over the floor and evaporates and gets moildy and stinky and moldy and moldy and stinky and the spores carry across the wind allllll the way outside and go into the ground and create a patch of mold that a llittle squirrel eats cuz a crouton fell on it and the squirrel gets sick an dies and gets moldy and stinkyyyyyyyyyy

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My new game gordon run

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last night was a blue yogurt

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my minecraft youtuber boyfriend wont stop arguing with teenagers on twiter about why hes not gay -__-

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COOKING LESSONS IN SIMPSONS WORLD

me: ok homer what is Pasta made of homer: D'oh! me: Thats right homer

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