World's A Mess (The Podcast)

The dumbest news from the dumbest dudes

[worldsamess]

Just reading up on some semi-obscure French abortion activist history.

[hamboincarnate]

[worldsamess]

Some cross-posting from my other semi-abandoned blog.

[officialqueer]

Breaking true crime story out of small town Illinois

Godspeed, Fake Nate. May the pigs never catch you.

(Also, according to some guy on Reddit, a more accurate translation of the Russian text would be "Peace. Earth. Cookies." Truly a unifying message in these trying times).

[lastoneout]

I grew up near Peoria and this is exactly the sort of chaotic nonsense you find in semi-rural Illinois. Long live Fake Nate indeed.

[worldsamess]

https://worldsamess.libsyn.com/148-no-turtle-left-behind

World's a Mess: #148 No Turtle Left Behind

EPISODE #148-- Today on this day of days we talk about Don Jr's expensive sheep murder trip, a loose alligator terrorizing a Virigina town,

[worldsamess]

Rep. Duncan Hunter submits his resignation

California Rep. Duncan Hunter has submitted his resignation effective Monday to Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) and Gov. Gavin Newsom

Lolololol

[worldsamess]

California sues Silicon Valley billionaire over Martins Beach public access

Two state agencies have declared the largest legal battle yet against a Silicon Valley billionaire who has fought for years to keep a beach

Fuck this fool.

[worldsamess]

World's a Mess: #133 Not Enough 'Zog

EPISODE #133-- Today the newsboys rap about Blink 182's search for extraterrestrial life, a missing man found in a freezer, and the mysterio

Episode #133 of World's a Mess is live!

[worldsamess]

So, does he think that China is just out there mailing us drugs? Does he think anything? Or is this just an On the Beach-type of situation where his brain is just a Coke bottle rattling against the side of his skull and this is what comes out?

[worldsamess]

Cool. Cool cool stuff. Welcome to the William Gibson's hellscape draft folder, everyone.

[worldsamess]

Revealed: Republican lawmaker aided group training young men for 'biblical warfare'

The group ‘Team Rugged’ offers ‘patriotic and biblical training’ that includes instruction on how to use knives and guns

Nothing like a light bit of congress-adjacent psychopathy to wake up to in the morning.

[worldsamess]

World's a Mess: #130 Ernst Stavro Goofeld

EPISODE #130-- One today's news we talk about the death of an explosives enthusiast, Duncan Hunter (the Vaping Congressman) is an avowed war

[worldsamess]

This exactly what our sitch looks like.

[hellotailor]

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

[the-last-teabender]

For what it’s worth, I can’t think of a single person in my friend group who if I said ‘hey you wanna dig a secret hideout tunnel with me’ would not immediately go for their shovel.

[katie-the-angel-witch]

Minecraft Instincts

[worldsamess]

Hell yeah.

[worldsamess]

Opinion | Pay or Die

MS-13 and 18th Street gangsters want to run Honduras. Cutting off American aid isn’t going to stop them.

[worldsamess]

https://www.latimes.com/lapd-informant-recorded-trump-protesters

[worldsamess]

Oh. . . Goody.

[worldsamess]

A firsthand report of 'inhumane conditions' at a migrant children's detention facility

The Associated Press details grave conditions inside a Texas migrant detention facility where 250 infants, children and teenagers were being