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PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Some drawings we used to brainstorm this week’s title card! You can see the real thing TOMORROW when “Birthday Battle” premieres!

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Who wants to hear how I rekted a straight boys ego in gym class today? Because in really fucking proud rn

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*is waiting*

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*cracks knuckles* okay nerds listen the fuck up.

So I’m in a special gym class for the swim team, so it’s coed with the boys and girls swim team for my school. It’s leg day, and I was setting up my rack for squats. Now I don’t usually go hard in gym because I don’t fucking care and I’m a 3 season athlete, I don’t actually need extra fuxking exercise. I only put maybe 10 pounds on the bar, and this fucking twig looking punk ass comes from fucking nowhere and starts laughing. Mind you I’m taller than fucking everyone in this class, I towered over this twerp. I ask him why he’s laughing, and he says, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Women are so weak” and I almost decked his ass right then but I bite my tongue. For no fucking reason he decided to continue, “Why are women even in sports, they can’t do anything! What’s your max, 50 pounds?” And all his friends are laughing and telling him how cool this he is. So I challenge him to a squatting challenge, I want to see how much weight he can squat. He’s all reluctant now, saying how that wasn’t safe for me, how I might hurt myself, but my swim coach comes from behind and says she would like to see it so he’s like “Fine, whatever, if you get hurt it ain’t my fault.”

He proceeds to put fucking 100 pounds on, my ass is trying not to laugh because wow that’s “a lot”, and the whole time he is struggling, groaning and making gross ass male noises, and only got 4 reps in. He sets it back on the rack and looks at me with this fucking smirk, surrounded by his douche group, and omg I’m about to just drop kick his ass, and he does that stupid hand motion towards the rack. I walk over and my team members ask me how much I want. I tell them to double it. Everyone stops and my coach is smiling cause she knows how much I can squat. My teammates are like “… Are you sure?” And I tell them how I’m fucking ready. So they put 100 more pounds on, making it now 200 pounds, and I tell them to back off. I then walk over and add 50 more pounds, the whole time looking at this white trash. He looks like a dead man, crusty lookin ass about to pass out. The bar now has 250 pounds, and I get 15 reps in. I set it down and I walk up to him, not having broken a sweat, and just pat him on the cheek before continuing on with my workout. My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like they’re going to cry. I’m really fucking sore but I regret nothing.

That’s the story how I went up in weight for my squat with the pure determination of breaking up fuckbois dreams @ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton

whatsthemovetonightboys

Okay I was looking back on this because we were maxing today and my coach said that wasn’t my max and I’m like??? What, and I realized I never accounted for the bar, so that makes total weight was 295.

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TIA:

295 for 15 reps? Bull-fucking shit.

If you go by using a 1RM calculator, this puts her 1 rep max at around 483 lbs. http://www.timinvermont.com/fitness/orm.htm

To put that into perspective, the all-time world record in women’s squat is 615 lbs, and that was a woman who weighed over 200 lbs and is a professional powerlifter, so literally all she does is train to lift weights. http://www.powerliftingwatch.com/records/raw/women-world

Also, if this chick is actually that hardcore of a lifter, there’s no way in hell she’s just going to ‘forget’ about adding the weight of the bar.

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Also, if this chick is actually that hardcore of a lifter, there’s no way in hell she’s just going to ‘forget’ about adding the weight of the bar.

This was the reddest flag of all (followed closely by the ridiculous rep count for that weight).

Nobody ever forgets the bar. Nobody casually forgets to add FORTY FIVE POUNDS to their workout.

takashi0

Really it was bs from the first post alone.

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Screencapped for /fit/.

derpomatic

r/thathappened.

Look at all the Tumblr warning signs. “straight boys ego ” - at no point does his sexuality play into the story. “looking at this white trash.”- nor does his race “making gross ass male noises”- Noises anyone who lifts heavy will make at some point, you’d know that if you actually visited a gym “ My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like they’re going to cry”- Another take on ‘and the whole bus stood up and applauded’ And why is it suddenly gone form some random dude, to the boys team? You’re telling me, they’ve been training along side you in this co-ed class, but never noticed the heaviest lifter there? To re-iterate, you’ve never been in a gym.

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Republicans

thedragoninmygarage

This is at least the 5th time around. Forever reblog.

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Okay but while I’m on the subject of Fairly Odd Parents I gotta ask, why don’t any of the characters have brown eyes? Even the non-white characters like AJ and Trixie and Sanjay all have blue or blue-green eyes, and hell Vicky’s eyes are pink

Literally nobody in FOP has brown eyes, not even background characters

Like shit, Butch, I know you said you hate the color brown but you can’t just pretend that people (especially people of color!!!) don’t have brown eyes. If you’re willing to give Timmy brown hair despite hating the color brown then?? What’s stopping you??? There’s a difference between giving characters cool stand-out designs and straight-up erasure based around the fact that you don’t like a color. I don’t like drawing facial hair or muscles but if I have any hopes of doing character design for major cartoons in the future, I have to learn how to do that.

IDFK maybe I’m looking too deep into it but brown eyes are really pretty and very common and I don’t remember anyone on FOP (or Danny Phantom) having brown eyes and it just kinda gets on my nerves

worldsbestpetowner

did you seriously just make a whole three-paragraph post talking about nothing but the presence of the eye color brown in a fictional cartoon for children

#this website #out of wishes