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Marissa - 21 - Delaware... "The Cosmos doesn't want anything"

[buzzfeeduk]

Fucking Savage Responses Women Gave To Men On Tinder

[klefable]

“u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!”

ok but consider this

i fucking love eyeliner

[weisenbachfeldmendel]

(x)

[tarsdi]

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

[femmeemberme-deactivated2018022]

Me and my fiancée have been together two years, and living together for a year and nine months, and we are getting married in less than a year. Today, we found out one of her family members had thought this whole time that we were just close friends- that I had moved 300 miles to find a job up here so we could share a house, and she was ‘happy we had maintained a friendship this long’. We even sent her a wedding invite, and she thought it was a friendship wedding. We are the ultimate gal pals!

[hollowedskin]

friendship wedding???

[owls-parliament]

i now pronounce you gal and pal

[weloveshortvideos]

How much is ya fabric.

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[virginiaisforhaters]

[jessehimself]

The Fear of Free Women

[misandry-mermaid]

I love the idea of men back in the day being terrified of being sexually outperformed by a fucking bicycle.

[thisisntgoodbi-deactivated20160]

“But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?”

Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up.

[scp-1337-deactivated20181215]

Best response

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

[lenaluthcr]

poor foggy

[dailyjackfalahee]

[somanypetals]

amazing

[acetrophile]

don’t be happy worry

[sweet--deans]

[ddraco]

“Do you feel like you’ve done a good job as the big brother of Ron?”

[ohfiitz-deactivated20170309]

sometimes i remember that fitzsimmons managed to map out a plan disguised as an argument RIGHT IN THE FACES OF TRAINED SPIES and like. just how fucking metal is that.

[ashleybenlove]

#and considering!! this was the time they were barely even talking to each other#and there was still a lot of anger in there but there was trust above all#despite all#that fake-argument was actually a Gift bc#it was all the “i still trust you” and “i still believe in you”#and “yes i will still fight beside you after all this time”#that they never got to say#and that was SO BEAUTIFUL (via @ohfiitz)