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Amazon canceled the Stargate reboot because they were afraid Stargate fans would like it.

No one's doing it like Vala Mal Doran, got her sexy accent and charm from her mother and some minor food allergies from her conman dad who along with her wicked stepmother Adria were possibly the ones to sell her into domestic servitude to a weapons smuggler until she murdered him and in doing so she considered education complete and went on to presumably commit some crimes perhaps she even took over the guy's business supposedly having a great time as a criminal building connections and nest eggs right up to the point where she's unlucky enough to be chosen as the new host by the Goa'uld Quetesh, now spending years a prsioner in her own body watching this parasite commit atrocities using her hands, subjugating populations all over the galaxy unable to do anything to stop it before a random rebellion dethrones her and attempt to beat her to death and probably would have if she wasn't saved by the one who started the rebellion, parasite gets removed inadvertently saving her life so much earlier than a lot of other hosts, able to be freed before centuries could pass and then she presumably went right back to commiting crimes, girl called up her shadiest contacts the next day and said, "hey I'm back and ready to start scamming people again" even keeping up the act of playing the tyrant false god persona her parasite had adopted for more money and power, stole an alien ship wearing the armor for a Kull warrior no explanation of where she got that from, kept the hottest guy on board to teach her how to fly it and then just completely ruined his day, mission unsuccessful and still she escapes, only to contact the same people she had tried to rob to recruit them for a treasure hunt, connects herself with an ancient piece of technology to that hot guy from before on accident, goes on a series of rambunctious highjinks with a ragtag team of aliens that ultimately lead to her getting magically pregnant in a different galaxy forced to give birth to evil female Jesus whom she names after her aformentioned wicked stepmother and also she grows to become a better person along the way, but also let's talk about the evil female Jesus daughter she gave birth to a little bit more and how she named her after her wicked stepmother? Because like who else could?

#vala my love #vala mal doran

artaeums

the vestige

#multiple but especially Jack when Ba'al kept killing him and Daniel woth the radiation poisoning

sapper-in-the-wire

it says don’t talk to me until I’ve had my barley mash with pomegranate syrup and dried dates

whitefangthefightingwolf

mugs Daniel Jackson would own

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autie-j

Stargate AU where Vala comes across Daniel in season 7 when he de-ascended and has amnesia. And they have pirate adventures for the whole season. And SG1 only learns Daniel's alive when he and Vala steal the Prometheus in Prometheus Unbound

#i'm reasonably certain i read a fic with this plot #except i think they figured out he was alive b4 the Prometheus

captain-sassy-socks

#sp

autistic-crypt1d

SG-1 + text posts

#sp

pokemontheywouldhave

Would Daniel Jackson from Stargate SG1 have a Cofagrigus?

Yes, they would

No, they would not

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#oh you betcha #poll

robinparravel

#sp

autistic-danieljackson

Planets according to Stargate:

Desert

Vancouver

Inside

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chrissyjoshys

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

#sg1 fan writers torturing Daniel and inventing the term whump

winterinhimring

The original Stargate movie amuses me because the writers looked at their glasses-wearing nerd with allergies and went “you need a cute love interest”, and then they looked at their grim, strong-jawed soldier and went “you need an unruly pack of teenage boys who have imprinted on you like baby ducklings despite only being able to communicate with you through mime”, and do you know what? They were 100% correct.

#stargate 1994