[animentality]

they're not going to, but I find their antics amusing

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[mentalmeles]

[spaghettithighs]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Merry crisis

[falungongshow]

Merry chrysler

[cheesy-pot8os]

It’s crimas

[whovienne]

[tara-the-star]

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

[edithsweetith]

"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who wears pants and has a high school diploma

[flowerlygirls]

"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who isnt currently on deaths door because shes 30 and this is her 11th pregnancy

[glitter-soda]

"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who has her own bank account and can press charges against her husband if he rapes her

[minmos]

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

[heehorde]

[secretglovecompartment]

[rylandsgrace]

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

[theparadigmshifts]

also i'm such a gemma girlie. i don't mean in relation to mark or vs helly i don't care about any of that i'm a gemma girl forever. it's me and her. what if you thought you were eurydice until the last second until you turned around just in time to realize you were orpheus

[unfamiliaris]

oh my god so much shit. oh my god. helena is performing eating disorder rituals previously unheard of. helly is back and she's the biggest cunt she's ever been. miss huang is getting shipped off. gretchen cheated on dylan with dylan so now dylan wants to kill dylan so she tries to break up with dylan and dylan kills himself. milchick is winning the cunt off this ep. drummond gets humbled. devon is bringing the hardest big sister energy it's possible to exude from one person. burving almost kiss part 2. jame eagan probably nevermind I can't say that. innie mark goes outside again. AND THE MACRODATA REMAINS UNREFINED ❤️

[nikayna]

[tongue-blisters]

[shop5]

Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.