worst kate scenario

bang bang watch me tinder

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A very silly, very apt representation of where my life is at. An important crossroad.

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It’s over

The tinder, the poorly kept blog.

Ryan’s a keeper.

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So Seth is out

Yeah that’s it.

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I’m collecting members of I See Stars apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Reading bios is my new favorite thing 😂😂😂

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I love og Brian 😂😂

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Today I learned I am a terrible person

“Well I’m looking to break his heart!” I️ say aloud to an empty silent kitchen while reading a tinder profile of a boy just lookin’ for love in all the wrong places. Poor thing. Meanwhile, I:

a. attended MoPop all weekend with one boy

b. am obsessing over why another boy might be losing interest

c. will probably continue to share the oddest, funniest, and most intimate details of my life with a third

d. hope this wonderful boy in Europe doesn’t figure out how excited I am for him to come home.

I think I need a boy cleanse.

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Tonight

I’m seeing Colin again for only the second time. I’m more prepared for him this time. Which means I’m infinitely more nervous ⚰️

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Thirsty boi doesn’t understand what “next week” means

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I am out of control.

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I’ll tell ya this is not how you win over a girl like me.

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This is going to turn into a short ass blog

Because I’m way into Seth. The man openly likes the 1975 HOW DO I SAY NO TO THAT?!

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Sex with Seth

I️ am so so sooooo hooked on this boy.

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Hahahah oh men. I love how visible his evolution is. He’s waking up to the idea that he’s a participant in this relationship and not a spectator.

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A query

What responsibility do I have to men who are annoying and undateable to tell them as much?

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Seth

was my favorite date by far. Laughing with him felt comfortable. Kissing him felt electric.

10/10

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Connor

Went to EL for a hook up because I was promised great, rough sex. Fuck I was so excited. He liked all the same toys and seemed like the kind of dom I’m into. I get there and he’s not nearly as good looking as his pictures; kinda dumpy. And he’s very obviously intimidated by me. Embarrassed even. I am 200% too hot for him. On top of that, he’s not terribly interesting to talk to. I️ asked questions, I️ tried yo. The sex was just good too. I mean, he couldn’t keep it hard, but he has a hitachi wand so that was a nonissue. That fucking toy, man. Unnnghhhhhh 🤤🤤🤤

Overall: 4/10

Hitachi magic wand: 10/10