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Clownpierce Anti-hate

How to get Branzy back on Lifesteal

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Difference between #story speak and #natural speak.

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#MFA, or "Misinformation Floating Around" is a way to protect my accusers identity from scrutiny. I am not vagueposting because I am afraid. I simply don't think people deserve to be exposed for misinterpreting me.

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Not quitting. Was just sent a wave of criticism and thought no one would ever like what I write. However, this is wrong, and it still brings me joy to write. It is fun to me. I am working on the case, but I do have downtime.

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Evbo Revives Everyone in Parkour Civilization:

Warning: This is a Clownzy fic

We saved the world. Again. And yet, staring down at everyone, I realized just how much I lost. My friends, the old man… Heck, I even missed Seawatt.

I wished there was some way I could talk to them again. To show them everything that’s happened. But no, I have to move on.

Move on?

Then I remembered, all those ghosts, visits from beyond, they got to have come from somewhere. I just have to find them.

Once I found where parkour afterlife was, I resurrected all of them. Save for the Parkour Villain, obviously. I also made players always respawn when they die, no exceptions. Things were going great until one day, a man approached me on the chainmail level.

???: Hey, Mr. Parkour God? Can I ask you something?

Evbo: Sure. Ask away!

???: Could you send me to the afterlife?

What? Why would anyone want to go to the afterlife? I’m sure I resurrected everyone there. What could he possibly want? But then, I realized there’s only one reason why anyone would want to go up there.

Evbo: The Parkour Villain seeks to destroy everything we’ve built. I can’t let-

???: Please. I just want to see my friend.

Those words made me pause. Friend? The Parkour Villain is a ruthless murderer, betraying and killing everyone in their way. But then, the man told me a story.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: I was born on the third level, but I wasn’t good enough to survive on my own. My friend has saved me more times than I can count, has always stuck with me.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: Without my friend to help me, I, well, I fell to my death. For so long, I have waited for him. And just as we were finally reunited, you took him away.

His words shook me. The Parkour Villain protected someone, was loyal to them. No. The Parkour Villain is a ruthless, cruel, evil tyrant… but this man seemed so sincere?

Seawatt: You’re not actually falling for this, are you? Come on, the Parkour Villain doesn’t even have allies, let alone friends.

No, Seawatt was right. I had to steel my resolve.

Evbo: You can’t really expect me to believe you. I mean, the parkour races, for one. They were horrible death traps.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: But weren’t they also fun?

Seawatt: Fun? Fun? I was fighting for my life.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: But you don’t have to! We all respawn.

That’s right. The main way the Parkour Villain terrorized people and rose to power has been nullified. Plus, the Parkour Villain’s friend may have had a point. That last race, down to the wire, me parkouring for my life… It was thrilling. It was nothing like I’d ever done before.

Seawatt: Evbo, don’t you dare-

And so, I went to parkour afterlife and interrogated him like mad. Even if it was foolish, I needed to find an answer. And I think I got one.

The Parkour Villain: When I discovered the parkour races, I was obsessed. Pushing yourself to the limit, where one second could decide your fate…

The Parkour Villain: But the parkour races were banned, and they came at a cost. And in order to play, I had to become fine with that cost. But in the end, all I really wanted was people to parkour with.

Hearing this, I made up my mind. I revived our greatest threat, hoping beyond hope there was some good inside of him.

And it actually worked out. Sure, everyone was terrified and screaming for a while. But the Parkour Villain’s friend was right. Parkour races were fun, and soon everyone was doing them.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: I challenge you to a parkour battle.

My heart sank at that. The Parkour Villain’s friend stood in front of me, standing in front of a one block jump.

Evbo: Why are you doing this? I thought we were friends, and you’re just going to throw it away? To betray me?

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: Betray you? That’s impossible. You’re the Parkour God. What chance would I have?

Evbo: Wait, you aren’t going to betray me? Then, why?

The Parkour Villain’s friend told me that he noticed I haven’t parkour battled anyone in ages. Everyone was busy practicing their races, battles becoming less and less common. And because I was the parkour god, no one was brave enough to try and challenge me anymore. And now that he pointed it out, I really did want to battle again.

Evbo: So if I win, I get two golden carrots. If you win, you get my god boots. Alright! Sounds legit to me.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: Just uh, go easy on me, okay?

Even though the attacks were easy, I genuinely had fun doing these jumps again. Some of these I haven’t done since I was a parkour noob. Speaking of which, an OG: The one block 360. I take a leap, twirl perfectly in the air and-

I… miss?

I take damage and the blocks disappear. It’s undeniable. I missed my jump, my signature jump. I look over, and the Parkour Villain’s friend is staring at me, his eyes wide in disbelief. I had to act natural.

Evbo: Haha. Gotcha!

Okay, I think that worked. But now, I had another problem. He sends another attack, a 2 block 360. I go on and miss again. What is going on? I try again and again, missing every time. The attacks rack up more damage, until we’ve almost reached lethal damage. This isn’t good. I had to focus.

I take a deep breath to steady myself. I open my eyes wide for a perfect 360, and I see it. For the faintest of moments, a flash of purple in the corner of my eye and the slightest impact on my chest. It can’t be… Is he hitting me off the jumps?

The man lets out a dark and twisted laugh, his eyes revealing his malice.

The Parkour Villain’s Friend: I suggest you forfeit.

He does his final attack, jumps I could do in any other circumstance. But I’m completely trapped. If only there was a way to protect me, a way to block his attacks, or even block him from reaching me.

But then, I had a very good idea.

I build all his jumps, but at the last second, I make a wall to block him from attacking me. Then it’s just an easy hop, spin, and a-

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Was it really just me? Was I losing my touch? Was I just unworthy?

Then, I hear it. That laugh, sinister and cold as last time. I look up from the ground, the Parkour Villain towering over me. My heart drops as I see the champion’s boots on his feet. No…

The blocks disappear, and I snap my head back. The Parkour Villain’s friend dons the god boots, power surging out through him. In that moment, a memory flashes in my mind. My biggest failure.

Evbo: Wait! If you give him the boots, he'll betray you! He’ll use you, and he’ll kill you!

But behind me, Parkour Villain only laughs. I look back at him, feeling the smirk from under his mask. His nonchalance, his confidence, is unwavering. He just looks down on me, the sickly pity dripping down.

The Parkour Villain: Unlike you, Evbo, I never needed godhood to defeat my enemies.

Lightning strikes behind me, and with dread, I turn back in time to see the Parkour Villain’s friend shoot up in the air, flying. The sky darkens into a mosaic of reddish purple, and a swinging orchestra of cackles fills my ears. It feels like I’m going mad, ringing out and twisting until I succumb.

The Parkour Villain: All hail… the Parkour Devil.

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I drew more of my ponylings hi guys hahahahaaaaaa

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You thought it was only a metaphor, but I genuinely headcanon Clownpierce’s species as hurricane. Not demon. Not human. Hurricane.

There is no humanoid underneath. You poke a hole in his clothes, and all hell breaks loose. There is no flesh, only eye lights, a soul, and a storm that has the potential to destroy everything in its path. This character is literally an extremely deadly circus balloon.

So yeah, I am completely insane.

(If I had to give Branzy a natural force, it would be a mountain. A majesty often overlooked, yet it is the one power that can halt a cyclone in its tracks.)

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Genuinely someone help me here. I am trying my best.

He kicked me because I adored my brother. He treated me unfairly. Why is he the one who gets to leave this in the past? Why is he the one deciding it?

"What do you want me to do about it?" I already said. Just apologize. Sincerely this time.

Kcroyals knew about vrd, knew my real identity, and knew I only wanted to protect children.

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The clownzy ponylings that I made

Branzy would be an earth pony who has a love for engineering and has a little workshop with redstone stuff and trinkets and clown would be an alicorn prince of hell who escaped his responsabilites to run around as a jester (while pretending to be a normal unicorn) and then they fall in love and stuff

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Why are all my favorite creators so clearly autistic? I'm watching a different guy apologize for the most minor social mistep that sent him a tsunami of hate from the internet.

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People misinterpret the thin slice judgements study, saying it's actually really hopeful for autistics. It's not.

The participants were only nice to autistics after a non autistic told them to be. A scientist. An authority figure.

A regular autistic cannot ask for kindness and have it delivered.

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To everyone who told me the latter Lifesteal seasons fixed the problem, no. It's actually worse than I thought possible.

Through the hate sent to Clownpierce, they should've been more careful with Hannah. I have said this from the very beginning, but seeing antagonists mishandled time and time again pains me.

There should be a powerpoint presentation on how to handle antagonists. I am appalled at the lack of care shown towards team bing and Hannah.

Honestly, everyone should be ashamed.

Still no accountability. Still never admiting their part in sending hate, unintentional as it is. Still never learning. Hey Minute, who is this statement about? Past. Present. And your Future mistakes, should Lifesteal continue not to learn.

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Cannot believe dangermario is getting away with it. Oh my god.

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Ken, this was a highschool sophomore. 16 years old. What could they possibly have done to deserve this?

A literal child: If you could change one thing in your life, for better or worse, what would it be?

Kenadian: Your presence.

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So, to the people who do like my posts:

I'm going to quit my persona as worthless burden, as I have to stop a CSEM situation, and will be busy. That is the important stuff I was talking about.

I'll be working with an editor and writer to bring the story to light. It will be docu-style, not unedited. If you're interested, please watch the video in its entirety, to help with its analytics.

You don't have to believe me yet, but it's likely the video will come out within two months. So if you're interested, stay tuned! I'll be sharing it on my Tumblr!

As always, I make sure the videos are auto captioned, so those with hearing differences can enjoy my work. It's why I steam on normal latency, so that the livestreams themselves have captions.

Again, I know this sounds all like bs, but let the video speak for itself.

I really do appreciate the follows and the likes. Thank you for enjoying my work.

Edit: I did overreact, as there was a wave of criticism that I didn't know would end. I have some downtime still, and will continue to write.

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The mountain of misunderstandings has gotten to the point where I cannot reasonably respond to all of it.

I will be making a post going over some of it, linked here (scroll down), but the amount of comments is too much. I can't fix all the problems.

I write because it makes me happy. Please respect that and Don't like, Don't read. It's easy to block me.

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How to get Branzy back on Lifesteal:

Adopt “Once a Lifestealer, always a Lifestealer.”

Unless you do something unforgivable, every past lifestealer is free to come back. There is so much pressure to “make a name for yourself” that Branzy wasn’t sure if he would be welcomed anymore.

Losing the pressure to stand out will also enable people as side characters. To let themselves get swept up in someone else's plot, rather than having to always make their own.

The only time I panic is when I feel I don’t have tomorrow. But we could have infinite seasons of Lifesteal. If you do this, everyone will have time to tell their beautiful story.

Make “Real Talk” a Lifesteal podcast as a gift to Branzy.

Real Talk is a series created by Branzy as a way to talk honestly about his feelings. I would like Lifesteal to make something similar as an apology to him and all its members.

My idea is that whenever a content creator is portrayed as an antagonist, or is betrayed as a character, off camera, they will honestly as a person say how they feel to the other storyteller.

You cannot be a character here. You need to be honest, as people, what felt right and what felt off to you.

On camera, there is one question you need to answer: “What is one thing I could have done to make you more comfortable?”

You cannot say nothing. Even if it’s a nitpick, you need to answer with one way that, not only the other person, but with how Lifesteal can improve. Because kindness shown to you here will bring up other people. A boundary laid by you protects everyone else as well.

Don’t worry about pulling back the veil. You may fear the word “Scripted,” but you are writers creating a story. And that is real. It’s personal, but it doesn’t have to be painful.

We need to protect the villainous and morally grey leaning characters from hatred. We need to seperate an evil character from an evil person. The viewers need to see the cogs.

Make accommodation the norm, not the exception.

Branzy was never made to feel ashamed of asking for help, but there’s a culture in Lifesteal that you have to do everything legitimately.

But do you think people would be angry if they knew Branzy’s immortality was scripted? That he was protected in making his final love letter to Lifesteal: The Killer Amusement Park?

Risking everything is a nice slogan, but do you know who Branzy’s “Everything” is?

Branzy wants to come back. Lifesteal needs to change before he does. But the most painful thing is? This was all fixable before he left.

Note: Branzy is really nice in his video, which is why this is going under the radar. But these problems are not a "him" problem (even if he thinks it is).

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allow me to put this all in a reblog! i will not be using bold text, but i'll do even more linebreaks, although this shouldn't be how real paragraphs are written.

i never said you believed what you were saying was objective truth. i was stating that generally to say that, even though branzy worried he wouldn't be welcomed back, that didn't make it objectively true (see this clip) or even based off past events in the first place. it's clear from branzy's content outside of and before lifesteal he has always been the type of person who seems to worry about burdening others; his experiences on lifesteal didn't create that line of thinking for him. it's a trend in some of his echocraft content, which predates lifesteal. i also never called you parasocial. i stated that believing viewers have a right to creators' personal lives is a parasocial TAKE, which is not an opinion, it fits into the textbook definition of "parasocial." also, saying "we aren't entitled to their private lives" is not the same thing as saying "i don't view the lifestealers as human." i never said that or implied that. one doesn't need to see into someone's personal life to view them as a human being. you pass strangers on the street every day and still know they're human, no? you continue to state that you have more evidence beyond branzy as if that's news to me, but in my reply i'm actively critiquing your other sources, such as vitalasy's video, which you didn't acknowledge at all. my statements about content creation being taxing and not exactly lifesteal particularly were sourced straight from vitalasy's video where he announced leaving lifesteal because, if you watched the video, you'd know that video was not about him leaving lifesteal specifically but actually about taking a step back from content creation. also, vitalasy has since returned to lifesteal in both s6 and s7. in s6 he returned to make a fun gimmicky manhunt video with them, and then afterwards they all hung out on the server as friends. my point was, you can't use the way vitalasy felt in that video about content creation to say he felt that way about lifesteal only/specifically, because it isn't true and is misrepresenting your source.

your response section about branzy is confusing to me, but regardless, i find it crucial to point out that branzy is a grown adult man. i also find it crucial to point out that once again i never said the words "branzy isn't too bothered," so please don't use direct quotes. that format would make sense if you were generalizing from multiple statements, but considering you're pulling from only me, it actually just harms your integrity. then again, painting critiques of your argument as "misconceptions" also does that. i've also never seen you acknowledge that branzy has in fact returned to lifesteal since these clips you're posting for the peace trials in season 6 after 4c asked if he wanted to, so i'm curious how that fits into your narrative so to speak.

probably the most important thing to say is in regards to my statement that lifesteal is already a friend group. you continue to use branzy as evidence that it isn't, when i am talking about lifesteal now. branzy's video is largely about when he joined lifesteal. years have past, even since he left lifesteal. you don't acknowledge my statement about subz leaving lifesteal in season 6 because it has become a friend group, probably because you don't have a way to misconstrue it into a "misconception" like other statements. you continually state that lifesteal needs to change and hasn't changed in the present day, and yet all of your evidence is outdated and doesn't acknowledge more recent evidence to the contrary. i attempted to point out some of that evidence to you, and you did not acknowledge it.

important too to mention: lifesteal being a friend group doesn't mean they need to not treat it like a workplace. a lot of them depend on lifesteal for their livelihoods and use it as a setting for their job because content creation is their job. this fact doesn't mean that the people on lifesteal are not a group of friends. haven't you ever been friends with your coworkers? that said, seeing as a large group of them are together in japan right now, one could determine the relationship is deeper than just coworkers. especially when multiple lifestealers outright call it a friend group.

overall, it feels like you cherry picked my response, misrepresented quotes, and avoided anything that actually combats your take rather than thinking critically about how they might affect or play into your argument.

if you want to specifically claim that lifesteal today hasn't changed, you should probably use more recent and relevant proof.

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I have important things to do, and I write all this in my downtime because I like helping people and want to see them happy.

I did not misunderstand you on purpose, but you tend to send me walls of text, and it’s hard to read and parse information.

I am writing fanfiction, tagging it well, and encouraging all who feel uncomfortable with my stories to Don’t like, Don’t read. Block me if you have to.

Please give me time to clear up misunderstandings, as it is harder on my mental health to respond when you assume the worst of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPxhbTi8whs&t=745

Here’s a quick link to explain more of my mindset in my real voice.

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How to get Branzy back on Lifesteal:

Adopt “Once a Lifestealer, always a Lifestealer.”

Unless you do something unforgivable, every past lifestealer is free to come back. There is so much pressure to “make a name for yourself” that Branzy wasn’t sure if he would be welcomed anymore.

Losing the pressure to stand out will also enable people as side characters. To let themselves get swept up in someone else's plot, rather than having to always make their own.

The only time I panic is when I feel I don’t have tomorrow. But we could have infinite seasons of Lifesteal. If you do this, everyone will have time to tell their beautiful story.

Make “Real Talk” a Lifesteal podcast as a gift to Branzy.

Real Talk is a series created by Branzy as a way to talk honestly about his feelings. I would like Lifesteal to make something similar as an apology to him and all its members.

My idea is that whenever a content creator is portrayed as an antagonist, or is betrayed as a character, off camera, they will honestly as a person say how they feel to the other storyteller.

You cannot be a character here. You need to be honest, as people, what felt right and what felt off to you.

On camera, there is one question you need to answer: “What is one thing I could have done to make you more comfortable?”

You cannot say nothing. Even if it’s a nitpick, you need to answer with one way that, not only the other person, but with how Lifesteal can improve. Because kindness shown to you here will bring up other people. A boundary laid by you protects everyone else as well.

Don’t worry about pulling back the veil. You may fear the word “Scripted,” but you are writers creating a story. And that is real. It’s personal, but it doesn’t have to be painful.

We need to protect the villainous and morally grey leaning characters from hatred. We need to seperate an evil character from an evil person. The viewers need to see the cogs.

Make accommodation the norm, not the exception.

Branzy was never made to feel ashamed of asking for help, but there’s a culture in Lifesteal that you have to do everything legitimately.

But do you think people would be angry if they knew Branzy’s immortality was scripted? That he was protected in making his final love letter to Lifesteal: The Killer Amusement Park?

Risking everything is a nice slogan, but do you know who Branzy’s “Everything” is?

Branzy wants to come back. Lifesteal needs to change before he does. But the most painful thing is? This was all fixable before he left.

Note: Branzy is really nice in his video, which is why this is going under the radar. But these problems are not a "him" problem (even if he thinks it is).

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“Misinformation Floating Around”

“You’re airing out dirty laundry! It’s private!” The fact that a non-masking autistic saw this, and you believed every word, shows how truly dire and obvious the situation really is. Some of it I can even find in season 2. Lifestealers had years to settle things. Now what?

“Lifestealers are already welcomed back.” Click the links. It wasn’t, and isn’t a sure thing. You listed veterans, but do you think The Horizon would feel comfortable asking to join again? Unless someone did something unforgivable, I want all Lifestealers to feel welcomed back. All of them.

“Accesibility is killing Lifesteal” Do you know how sick you sound? Branzy wanted to spend more time with his wife. Branzy is going to want to spend time with his daughter. He shouldn’t have to choose between them and a Minecraft roleplaying server.

The Killer Carnival is proof that even with help, you can make good content. Branzy’s immortality was scripted because he wanted to spend time with his damn family. He’s not killing Lifesteal.

“This is not objective truth” I have been very open about the fact I do not know anything. See my pinned post about #story speak.

“You’re parasocial” I want humans to be happy. If that makes me parasocial, call me parasocial.

“It’s already a friend group” Then they need to treat it like a friend group, not a workplace. Not a “Lifestyle,” as Branzy called it. A group of friends.

“We’re not entitled to their private lives” It’s very important we see Lifestealers as humans, rather than characters. This is to prevent the mixing of fantasy and reality, else a wave of hate could befall the real person.

“Content creation takes a toll, not specifically Lifesteal” I’ll link it when I’m motivated, but Branzy outright states the workload for Lifesteal far exceeds other SMPs.

“Branzy isn’t too bothered” Branzy downplays everything and thinks it’s all his fault for being too weak for Lifesteal. This is more damning than outright accusations, because it means my suspicious that I’ve had since McClutch have real weight on him.

Branzy’s video isn’t my sole evidence. It’s simply confimation.

“Just because one thing happened, doesn’t make it toxic” I agree. All of these things by themselves don’t make a toxic work environment. But I look for patterns.

“You didn't respond to my exact point. Therefore, you’re ignoring it.” It’s hard to read walls of text. Break it up more. I'm using bold and linebreaks to create visual difference. Use more linebreaks.

“You misunderstood my point.” Break up the blocks of text, and try google docs rather than rambles.

"I'm going to send blocks of text to you in the comments and expect you to read all of it." Man, I just do this for fun. Please format it all in a reblog. I do not have the mental energy for this.

I'll add more once there’s more “Misconceptions.” Please use paragraphs, as it's hard to read a wall of text.

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[fandomjester]

The flavors of branzys friends that have been confirmed in his twitch chat:

rekrap2 is a water melon.

Skip is a sour gummy/candy

Clown is cinammon

Chief and squiddo are 'fischy'

spoke is skittles

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Why is Clown the only spicy flavor?