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so, some badass women walk into a starbucks... don't yell at me for dragging your faves, they probably deserve it. |  like my posts? help me out!

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this blog has not had new content for almost a year, don’t get your hopes up xo

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Tierna Davidson

Tierna Davidson only goes into Starbucks because Jill Ellis told her to, and said she’d pay for her coffee. Jill doesn’t. Tierna’s fucked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Backline Co: Portland Launch Party

We’re so excited to officially launch The Backline Co, and share it with the world. To celebrate our launch we're going to have a "happy hour" style kickback to take the first steps toward creating space for women/genderqueer/nonbinary folks working in sports! Plus, tacos!! Everyone is welcome, whether you've been in the biz for 20 years or two months. Bring business cards and an empty stomach.

Going to the NWSL championship? Join us for a networking happy hour!! @ Uno Mas Taquiza, famous for being the arena of the taco showdown between @thra-ce and kabest (do I smell a rematch?)

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hiya there, we’re the backline.

the backline is a digital platform (coming very soon) created to share jobs, resources, and opportunities for women/not men in sport. like any good back line, we have your back, we want to press forward, and we want to help create chances for the women around us. 

we’re big fans of gifs, defenders (and our fearless goalkeepers), burning sh*t down, and f*cking sh*t up, and seeing the women/not men around us succeed. this tumblr is going to be our informal space to chill and use gifs a little too liberally. for all the offical stuff, check out the links below: 

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Kealia Ohai & JJ Watt

Kealia Ohai and JJ Watt stop by for some coffee after a long day of rebuilding Houston with their bare hands. While in line they see some hungry kids, so they give them some money for snacks. They tip $100 on their $10 order.

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Alyssa Naeher

Alyssa Naeher enters the Starbucks and orders something simple. This is only her twelfth time in Starbucks, but she enjoys herself. The barista compares her drink choice to what Ashlyn Harris ordered last week, even though they’re very different drinks. The customers continue to ignore her.

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y’all i pissed off my first ash harris fan!!! i was wondering what it’d take  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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oh my god

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Kailen Sheridan

Kailen Sheridan is waiting for some friends when she notices a full cup about to fall. She jumps up and catches it before it spills, then heroically saves her own from falling in the very next moment. No one pays any attention, and a different customer is awarded “customer of the week.”

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y’all i pissed off my first ash harris fan!!! i was wondering what it’d take  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Kailen Sheridan

Kailen Sheridan is waiting for some friends when she notices a full cup about to fall. She jumps up and catches it before it spills, then heroically saves her own from falling in the very next moment. No one pays any attention, and a different customer is awarded “customer of the week.”

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thank you all for for 1k followers!! when i started this shitpost of a blog in my 8am marketing class last spring I had no idea people would, like, like it! thanks for sticking around. what should we do to celebrate?

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Ashley Hatch

Ashley Hatch waits in line, then orders a simple caramel macchiato. The barista hands her drink to her and everyone holds their breath, watching carefully to make sure she doesn’t do something terrible like dump sugar in it or throw it on the floor. They know her history frequenting the coffee shop that serves notorious coffee-thrower and barista-hater Jaelene Hinkel. But Hatch just seems content to drink her coffee.

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Ashley Hatch please 🙏🏼

this one was hella quick thank u for sparking my ~imagination~

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Ashley Hatch

Ashley Hatch waits in line, then orders a simple caramel macchiato. The barista hands her drink to her and everyone holds their breath, watching carefully to make sure she doesn’t do something terrible like dump sugar in it or throw it on the floor. They know her history frequenting the coffee shop that serves notorious coffee-thrower and barista-hater Jaelene Hinkel. But Hatch just seems content to drink her coffee.

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NC Courage walk into starbucks, when their names gets called Zerboni and Mathias shove through the crowd knocking peoples drinks out of their hands by time they get to the pick up counter Dunn is already there sipping her drink as she crouched down and crawled through peoples legs. Sam Mewis stands to the side laughing as she sips on her Dunkin 🤷‍♀️

oh shit

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North Carolina Courage

The North Carolina Courage order a grande drip coffee with room for skim milk because it’s good but boring and they’re good but boring and I can’t make them into a good post no matter how hard I try (and I have tried!!!)

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The Houston Dash

The Houston Dash don’t like not receiving drink they paid for so they try to trade it for something of the same value. But they don’t get offered what they want in exchange for the non-existent drink, so they throw a temper tantrum. When the barista finally hands them their original drink, they dump it on the floor instead. The entire Starbucks is watching and ashamed.