Love Me

Sorry mom

[solkys]

my butterflies are craving you so much

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

[johnnyfourballs]

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

[carapherxelia-blog]

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[realityblues]

[stiwfssr]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[humorblr]

[princeturtogo]

[maldita-chinita]

trying to absorb literature through osmosis ig:daniemarianne

[clientsfromhell]

Me: What’s your budget?

Client: Our budget is the best we can get for the least amount of money.

[clientsfromhell]

Me: (Fixes clients computer problem for the agreed price in a couple minutes)

Client: You only did a few minutes of work! That’s not worth $50.

Me: Price sheet is right here. You agreed to it. Also, I fixed your computer, so…

Client: I’m not paying for that, you hardly did anything!

Me: Well you won’t get your device back until you pay, so good luck with that.

Client: You can’t do that!

Me: I can when a shitty client doesn’t pay for work they couldn’t do themselves.

[perrfectly]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[pinkmisspiggy]

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

[pinkmisspiggy]

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok 2 many of u relate

[kaijuhearmenow]

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

[felesrubrum]

I was just gonna type this in the tags but I have to say this.

Growing up in North America is surreal.  Every tiny little blip of physical affection is deemed as sexual interest. Boys aren’t allowed to hug eachother because “that’s gay.” Girls can’t hold hands because “are they going out?” And GOD FORBID a female friend hugs a male friend.

Having lived in the Netherlands, and reading up about shit like this, Canadians and Americans are starving. 

I went to Japan for a school trip in 2012. I went to a highschool there. There were boys hugging, lounging on those blue gym floor mats, holding hands, trowing their arms around eachother. I was startled by how shocked I was.

This mentality of “if you’re touching you must have sexual interest in the other person” is so fucking disgusting. Hug your friends. Hold hands with them. Touch their hands when you want to reassure them.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who makes it harder to go to sleep but easier to get up every morning

[carygrrant]

am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

[deegaynolds]