more espresso less depresso

i’m the problem

[depsidase]

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Alright who wants to see the fat bee I picked up today to move off the sidewalk so he wouldn't get squished (flew away anyway)

[deantheotherkingofkinks]

*grabby hands* show me the bee!(please) How rotund were they?

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh ykno

Fat as FUCK

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh yall really like this little guy

[seven-winged-liar]

hey boss! i drew your little guy <333

[official-bee-posts]

Official round bee post! 🐝

[raccoonmilf]

I think we should empower local tourism industry employees by giving them a stick and free reign to hit tourists who try to feed or approach wildlife.

[dr-jackie]

[kosmogrl]

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

[kosmogrl]

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

[veliseraptor]

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[punishedsaints]

[uncharismatic-fauna]

I unfortunately did not take a picture but at Cumberland Island national park there was a frog living under the drain tray at one of the water bottle filling stations and my mom and I have not stopped gushing about it

Best seat in the house. His little luxury apartment. At night the light brings bugs right to his doorstep, he gets regular showers of cold water in the hot ass weather, and he's completely protected by the metal grate. I live in envy of such decadence.

Ok but the rent on that place in frog dollars must be insane

[byjove]

The Lady of the Lake is a misnomer, she is not the governor of one lake but the guardian of all lakes in Prydain. Additionally, she is capable of emerging from any body of water with a minimum surface diameter of twenty inches, including large vernal pools and particularly nasty potholes on the roads that Arthur hasn’t gotten around to refinishing. She has the ability to spy on events occurring in the surface world through smaller vessels of water such as buckets, chalices and dungeon puddles. One may assume Lancelot is the primary victim of this espionage but it is Merlin, he has begun covering all glasses and bowls of water in his vicinity out of an abundance of caution. She takes great amusement in grabbing his ankle from roadside ditches.

[spiritual-vibrations]

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[thememedaddy]

[kadens-a-bee]

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

[crabussy]

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

[wizardarchetypes]

Everyone do this RIGHT now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh my horse is NOT good at running

[byjove]

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall