mickey!

Idk what I’m doing he/they-18 art account: @mickeyaaliyah

[thedankmemes]

[mickeyaaliyah]

Babygirl

[nesanica007]

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

[little-wulff]

he feet too big for he goddamn he

[sleuthelle]

Here's the thing: the Canadian Lynx STAYS disproportionate.

[sepublic]

Steve discovered he didn’t want the cruelty and loneliness of his dream, and reflected on himself to change.

Alador stopped working to be with his kids he missed and neglected, and used his inventions to help people instead.

Darius stopped projecting his grief over his mentor onto his successor, and re-evaluated his assumptions in order to accept.

Raine found others they could fight with, after thinking they had to do things alone, just as someone they loved had.

[yamujiburo]

james is always one motto away

[animentality]

Goncharov broke containment.

[broomsticks]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[nat-20s]

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

[shadow-turtle-234]

Orchid is such a fun purple. It is purple with a dash of pink

[catchymemes]

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[tlirsgender]

This one is still so real btw. I am. I am

[queenofzan]

just got a blazed post where someone said "guess what" and then had a read more and under the cut it says "chicken butt" and like. yeah that's worth spending money to show to strangers. that's the ideal use case of blazed posts, apart from showing strangers pictures of your pets

[galahadwilder]

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

[galahadwilder]

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

[azuzulira]

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

[galahadwilder]

That was the exact thought process behind this post

[sexycraisinthanos]

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

[doccywhomst]

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[doubleca5t]

An actual World Heritage Post

[dykecosette]

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

[definitelynotlazav]

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

[emil]

today.

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[1989nihil]

guess, what @rovermcfly​?

https://at.tumblr.com/spyld/speak-your-language-day/czjxygdt8j1k

[depsidase]

[vaportea]

the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold

[uncahier]

[animentality]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or

[disappointedcrystalwolf-deactiv]

Could you please name one?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

swallowed chewing gum takes years to digest, blue veins are blue bc deoxygenated blood is blue, fossil fuels are made from dinosaurs, feeding bread to birds is fine, mice like cheese, carrots are good for your eyes, cleopatra was a sultry seductress, bulls can see the color red, corsets were uncomfortable and caused deformities, glass is a slow-moving liquid which is why old window panes are uneven at the bottom, tomato juice gets rid of skunk smells, young einstein failed math class, eating before swimming increases your risk of cramps and drowning, cracking your knuckles causes arthritis, iron maidens were used as torture devices, the earth's core is molten rock, and basically anything at all whatsoever to do with the myth of thanksgiving

[elven-writing]

they said name ONE-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bats are blind, diamonds are made of coal, the dark side of the moon is dark, the sun is yellow, lightning doesn't strike twice, columbus landed in the u.s., medieval europeans believed the world was flat, piranhas eat human flesh, goldfish have no long-term memory, porcupines can shoot their quills, people often swallow spiders in their sleep, wolves howl at the moon, humans only have 5 senses, sore muscles are caused by a buildup in lactic acid, and rust causes tetanus!