the cunnulingatorium

i write metalocalypse stuff and horror. i draw porn. Ko-Fi

[kiodja]

twitter sketch comms commission info !

[wowthatsabigrock]

god you drew reigen so well i have this saved on my desktop so i can ogle it whenever i like

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[posarmeklen]

Missy Meany from Ned’s Declassified and Little Miss Greedy (from the Mr. Men and Little Miss series, of course), drawn for my friend’s birthday. Strange companions. Don’t ask…

[wowthatsabigrock]

Oh cute! I actually know the actress who played Missy, she’ll love this!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

[mtndewpitchblack]

likes charge reblogs cast

[toydrill]

i’m going to just make this as a reminder, even though i don’t really want to:

i do not condone the sexualization of underage characters and if you do i would really appreciate if you did not interact with any of my social media or my work in any way shape or form. i sincerely recommend and hope that you get professional help

if you are somehow confused, refer to this graphic

thank you

[wowthatsabigrock]

gladly

[wowthatsabigrock]

why the fuck is this getting popular now lol

[kiodja]

doodles

[wowthatsabigrock]

oh my GOD YES

[samsketchbook]

ENTITY/ENTRAILS

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[epsilonshadow]

The more time passed, the harder it was to find something good. Lydia had a decent supply of food back home but it was not infinite. She ran out of food and starvation forced her to rethink her position on looting. But when she visited the local supermarket everything useful was already gone. But still, she managed to find a little treasure. 

[wowthatsabigrock]

holy shit this is fantastic

[wowthatsabigrock]

otp

[wowthatsabigrock]

otp

[actordougjones]

For tonight’s Saturday movie viewing, may I suggest a shorter option with my episode of a scary anthology series I did as yet another human…. possessed by a wendigo spirit. (And you’ll have the thrill of seeing me shirtless, I’m just sayin’). Search YouTube for “Fear Itself S1E08 ‘Skin & Bones’ “. My on-screen wife Molly Hagan @molly7hagan and son Brett Dier @brettdier remain two of my favorite actors I’ve had the privilege to share a screen with. Directed by one of my other favorites, Larry Fessenden @glasseyepix . . #youtubeandchill #netflixandchill #weekendmovie #movieweekend #fearitself #horrorstories #horror #horrortvseries #wendigo #actors #actorslife https://www.instagram.com/p/B1RtK00laEb/?igshid=6af1dnz17h57

[wowthatsabigrock]

I don’t know if you’ll see this, Mr. Jones, but this movie changed my life. It’s what got me really jazzed about horror. I really, really hope that someday I can work with you and have you be a part of my projects!

[actordougjones]

Best way to celebrate my 59th? To stop and smell the roses in my birthday suit, of course!! . Thank you from the bottom of my silly heart for all the well-wishes!! I heart you!! . #birthday #nakedoldguy #smelltheroses #taketime #1960 #dougjones https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx2UaRwFNsg/?igshid=1mmdgedj0l6nq

[mibbs-jk]

This is leagues beyond the johnny cash picture in terms of thottiness

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[wowthatsabigrock]

hooly fuck

[wowthatsabigrock]

i got all excited to see that some blog had reblogged all my stuff. then i realized i was looking at my own blog and got really sad

[hollywood-rose]

I got bored and tried to estimate their current year ages. The only one that has a year of when they were born is Pickles so. I know Toki looked barely an adult when he joined so he is baby.

I kinda feel like Nathan and Skiwsgaar are close to the same age. Also felt like William was a bit older.

And I always like to imagine Charles ironically being a little younger than Pickles just because the idea of being someone’s boss and younger than them is funny in a cute way.

Their ages were never confirmed and they don’t appear to age at all so these are totally wild guesses and can like.. give or take a couple years.

This was pointless and done out of pure boredom.

[wowthatsabigrock]

bless you i have a second grade math level and could never figure this out for myself. making these ages part of my own personal canon.

[thatwritingho]

Perrrffffff

[wowthatsabigrock]

god dammit i deleted my own fucking post so re-rebloggin this for my own reference