WE PUT A GO-PRO ON A CENTIPEDE

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL FUCK YOU UP FOR LIFE

[leathernerve]

i miss my wife

[organhound]

-- Time for Gyoza! --

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[mlarayoukai]

Greedy little postpig wants their reblogs to stay the way they are

[mlarayoukai]

we did it my greedy little postpigs

[apsciencebylyn]

*clack-clack of tiny teef*

PERILAMPUS 😍 I hadn't seen one of these stunning blue nuggets in like 3+ years. Perfect, perfect creature. 💙

(they're hyperparasitoids of hyperparasitoids, and so damn cool enough on that merit, but also they can look like this)

[kitty4president]

made some vbros miis in the new tomodachi life demo ✌

side note literally like less than 10 mins after monarch was added he was ready to risk it all so im glad that the game already got his character down LOL

[vetchtibbles]

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[parasitoidism]

two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

[parasitoidism]

theres a difference between being gay and having a weird gay thing going on. its complicated

[felderwin]

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[transmechanicus]

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

[silusvesuius]

[silusvesuius]

part deux

[assuming-dinosaur]

Among the reasons why Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek is that the outfits look like they were designed by a competent costume designer who had been given a pile of the world's most miscellaneous fabrics and told that if they didn't use it all up by sunrise, Rumpelstiltskin would take their firstborn child.

[octodamien]

There's something about Tumblr users and the way they describe things that honestly make me so glad I stopped using twitter altogether.

[cl0wnah0lic]

started watching the x-files

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?