WPNZ-PC

my dads are gay

[wpnzpc]

heyo!!! I somehow exist but I'm apparently the son of wpnz and Mr puzzles i guess!!

(blog ran by @vintageyguy, probably a character related to @samthelocalshadow's au?? idk) i go by he/she, because i just basically made up a estrogen self-injector. (for ooc, brackets or something none and no color) for wpnz, blue for genderbent wpnz, pink

RULES

NO nsfw, the admin behind this is a minor.

this is around 13 and over as this can include swearing.

just fuck around the inbox but please do follow these.

also my dads are cool!! check them out!! @puzzlevision-pieces @wpnzarsenal

have fun!!!

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[sirsamspade]

Thanks for tagging @lady-de-mon-coeur

When I was growing up we had this purebred mini poodle. And because he was purebred my Mama had to have a fancy purebred name for him. For some reason she chose Sir Sam Spade. And any time he was in trouble (which was often, he was a beautiful menace) she would call out [Our Last Name] Sir Sam Spade.

I always thought the name was super cool and when I wanted to stop being a bunch of stupid memes in a trenchcoat (meepbacon) and also let my online ID be a little more gender fucky I stole our dogs name for myself.

Later I learned that the Sam Spade part was actually the name of a very famous American detective from novels including The Maltese Falcon. Which is hilarious because I had already seen The Maltese Falcon ages before I connected those dots.

I tag @endreal @stabbyhobbit @punk-rocking-rose @dariluzzy21 @chronicyawn and @jigglypuff1994 no obligations. But I kind of enjoyed my weird info dump. Just don't try and trace it back to me IRL, lol.

[thechibiestdemon]

pspsp

@clowndestroyer2000

@blizard-enby

For Blizzie i have an okay-ish guess but clown not so much

[clowndestroyer2000]

Ive loved clowns since i was 3, and when i went to the circus at like 4ish, i stole one of the (very stereotypical) clowns hammers tht was HUGGGGE and hit them w/ it repeatedly, they played along and called me the clown destroyer, ive always like the nickname idk 💗

@idiot-dot-jpeg @donnie-account

[donnie-account]

its just Donatello from rottmnt. That's all, like I use Donnie as a nickname and donathan is also inspired by Donatello hamato.. my dead name is VERY DIFFERENT (I think some of my moots know my dead name but I trust them enough not to say it online)

@samthelocalshadow @batteriesandflashlights @quirky-petal @universalcozmo @castiels-slinky @stag-the-beetle @djdaartist

+ open tags!!!

[quirky-petal]

uhm...

I have no lore for my username lol

im just quirky and I got Petal from the fact that it used to be Lotus

and since I'm lazy AF its open tags

[samthelocalshadow]

Because my name is Sam and my sona used to be a shadow. + I like the word "local" soooo..

SAM THE LOCAL SHADOW-

[mothermerest]

uhhhruahhruh Evalene wants to be a mom and "merest" like a "mere mortal" is how it'd be used

I thought it was ironic since evalene is far from "mere"

@wpnzarsenal @karen-katphish-official @friends-blobs

[wpnzarsenal]

@samthelocalshadow and I met through an Ihnmaims rp blog in which I was roleplaying as Ted- (@ted-godsfavoritehostage) and one day me and Sam got to talking and I asked him to be a platonic husband- after a while I just started calling him my husband and then we started dating and he asked me if I wanted to make a WPNZ blog to go with him bc he had made a puzzles blog (@puzzlevision-pieces)

and I actually made this blog on a separate Google account from my Ted blog- this is actually on WPNZpuzzlefucker (MY REAL ACTUAL GMAIL) and I just thought “weapons arsenal” made sense so I made it WPNZarsenal- and now I’m wondering if I stole a username from @wpnzartillery…

Anyway that’s the long ass story behind my username and this whole account

@quirky-petal @willsolacesilly @wpnzpc @i-enjoy-the-gays @angielikestohavefun @astro-lmk-enjoyer @milymoon @moshbugs @berlinapplesss

[wpnzpc]

uhh pretty much just wpnz and idk like TV and pc having screens???

open tags :))

[puzzlevision-pieces]

Hey guys, im finally back from my trip!- ...wheres my daughter.

Where is my kid, guys.

((Ooc: ANYONE WHO SAW THIS BEFKRE THE EDIT I AM STUPID DO NOT LISTEN PLEASE IM SO SORRY GANG DONT MIND ME @your-favorite-puzzle-piece MOD 🥲))

@angielikestohavefun @karen-katphish-official @friends-blobs @mothermerest @youre-safe-now-child @milymoon @wpnzarsenal

[wpnzarsenal]

well Angie was babysitting…

I haven’t gotten her back yet :/

but what about our other kid? @wpnzpc? You okay, kid?

[wpnzpc]

yea i've just been doing.. something..

(ooc: SHE MEANS SH BUT THEY'RE HIDDEN WITH LONG SLEEVES!!!!)

[wpnzarsenal]

have you ever checked your other child or something

which one

like

there are a lot of people in my house

[vintageyguy]

wpnz-pc

[wpnzarsenal]

OH SHIT UH-

@wpnzpc HOW ARE YOU??

[wpnzpc]

i'm fine..

(bro has scars on his arms he was not ok before)

[wpnzpc]

i'm not dead. i'm bedrotting.

[wpnzarsenal]

can someone see if this is true? Bc why tf does tumblr want my credit card information

@staff ????

[wpnzpc]

gng don't fall for it that shit is a ABSOLUTE scam

[wpnzpc]

..the baby's out??

well i guess i have a sibling now!!

*proceeds to take 10 estrogen pills*

[wpnzarsenal]

Wha???

[wpnzpc]

what?? i just wanted to do a first impression for the baby

..now that i think about it i just did that for no reason

[wpnzpc]

..the baby's out??

well i guess i have a sibling now!!

*proceeds to take 10 estrogen pills*

[localmp4player]

...Whys there SO many Tv TWINKS around Here?

[wpnzpc]

because why not

[puzzlevision-pieces]

dad i have a question. - @wpnzpc

What is it? Is everything alright?

[wpnzpc]

i was SO not prepared about wpnz's pregnancy.. what if he's like a little runt that just becomes annoying everytime i'm trying to get my privacy..

ooc: sorry that its so late i had no good idea until now 🥀

[wpnzpc]

what's a homestuck

[wimszy-deactivated20260415]

would you believe me if i made a gunshow fanchild

Oh PLEASE DO… PLEASE PLEASE 🙏

[vintageyguy]

WELL IT'S @wpnzpc AND I MADE IT WAY BEFORE YOU RESPONDED THE ASK..

[wimszy-deactivated20260415]

Wish i could see it…👀👀👀

[wpnzpc]

buddy..

[wpnzpc]

wait my dad's a furry now??

[wpnzarsenal]

wait which one of us

[wpnzpc]

puzzles

[wpnzpc]

wait my dad's a furry now??

[wpnzarsenal]

Uhm... Can you play a song with a fucking beat?

hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom

make a bitch go on and on

(@puzzlevision-pieces)

[puzzlevision-pieces]

*the narrator nor the local tv man has no idea how to respond*

[wpnzarsenal]

Damn puzzles don’t listen to chapel roan? Crazy.

[puzzlevision-pieces]

Okayyyy... *backs away to Tally Hall (LETS BE HONEST GANG, HE WOULD LISTEN TO TALLY HALL AND WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS.)*

((Ooc: this is me totally not projecting my music tastes into him. Plus... 5OH COP-OUT IS LITERALLY HIM GANG.))

[mothermerest]

OOC: I feel like Evalene listens to lots of Laufey around others, but she relates to Mitski stuff a lot and Listens to a bit of Stomach book as well lowk (but it's about 80% Mitski-)

[puzzlevision-pieces]

Ooc: I onky know like 2 stomach book songs BUT MITSKI IS SO PEAKK BRO. I LOVE MY DANISH SWEETHEART AND ALSO ME AND MY HUSBAND AND ABBEY AND LIQUID SMOOTH AND- *explodes*

[wpnzpc]

ooc: katseye. they're weird and i love it and also mindless self indulgence

[wpnzpc]

i bet $100 on myself that i'll beat orbit in 2 weeks

[wpnzpc]

ok i did not prepare for a sibling what the fuckkk...