HELLO IDIOT IDIOT PEOPLE IN MY IDIOT STUPID PHONE. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, WHICH... YOU PROBABLY KNEW THAT FROM MY ACCOUNT. I UH. WELL! I AM KARKAT BUT YOU CAN CALL ME KAR IF YOU SO TAKE TO IT! IT/HE/THEY PRONOUNS BUT REALLY GENDER IS AN IDIOTIC CONCEPT.
WHAT ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SAY IN THESE? WHATEVER. GO MY CRABS!















