Hello John. You have my centipede

HIII!!!-SHE/HE/PUP-NORMAL GIRL!!!-PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT MY INTERESTS!!-HOST OF THE SCRIBBLES SYSTEM!-I AM ALWAYS TRYING MY BEST!!!

[nyquilburger]

PINNED POST!!!

hiii I’m vanessa! but you can call me vanny or vans if we’re close! she/he/pup pronouns please

I’m nerodivergent and mentally ill and a bunch of other stuff and I LOVE MY FRIENDS and I LOVE BEING A BORDER COLLIEYOTE ON THE INTERNET!!! I also like meeting new people so do not be afraid to talk to me. growls

I am currently hhperfixated on FUCKING HOMESTUCK . HLP ME. but my spintrests are repo the genetic opera, VTSOM, SAW 2004, hagfish the animal, FNAF, sonic, & any kind of glitterfurry/sparkledog so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASS TALK TO ME ABLUT THAT TOO

dni is if I don’t like your vibes BLOCKED (aka I don't have one) terfs out of here though. no terfs

art tag is #scribble’s scribbles!!! I love drawing colorful art so eye strain ahead !! my posts are tagged #vanny posts + there's #sys talk for... sys talk, #swordposting for when I'm corrupted by the sword, #vivica tag for my pet, and #dog with a blog for alter human stuff. that's right, I'm organized

FIVE MILLION STAMP AND USERBOX AND BLINKIE BLAST!!!

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[gello-strands]

h.ello internet

(if you like, reblog or die)

[creativitycache]

Why do you MOSTLY still follow prev?

Their reblog game is insane

They make exquisite fandom content

Their original stories are bestseller list tier

Their original art deserves its own museum wing

They are the most skilled crafter of our generation

They lovingly make the worlds best shitposts

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

[wolveswolves]

Picture of wolf Loki, taken by Wolf Sanctuary volunteer Bob Buderman

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[nyquilburger]

it's just me, this 42 year old woman, 4'10" cyborg CEO, farmer twink, and ginger man against the airport today

[stupidestasshole]

dont tell anyone but i have secret wolf powers

[blue0909]

Whaaaatttt what what what what . What. What

[nyquilburger]

hey macklamore can we go thrift shopping

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[whoarethemoonpeople]

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

[factbot]

A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.

[devilzcasino]

@nyquilburger

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]