A Gay's Life @wrenby-enby - Tumblr Blog

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

dyernoga

pathos-logical

[ID: A screenshot of two consecutive posts on the Tumblr dashboard. The first is the original post, and the second is a post by @/shesnake that says, “hello august you piece of shit”. End ID]

lakevida

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

what-even-is-thiss

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

what-even-is-thiss

I don’t think Crusty and Bread would try to give me a tongue bath and run to be in the same room as me to hang out if our relationship only boiled down to me providing food for them. Yeah maybe that’s how it started but we’ve also earned each others trust in other ways since then.

lafey

One of my cats (she died, will forever be missed) used to make my mom open EVERY SINGLE DOOR in the house so she could check if I was in one of them whenever I went on a trip.

what-even-is-thiss

One of my grandmothers friends has a cat that will knock over one potted plant for every day that they’re gone on a trip even when they have a cat sitter lol. Kitties miss you when you’re gone.

pankendev

to be honest anytime i've performed any sort of gendered activity it felt like cultural appropriation

galileosballs

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

filthyjanuary

science is awesome @raccoonmilf

raccoonmilf

Turning in to goo into the ballpit to metamorphisize into a bug 🥰

duskroads

@raccoonmilf and @xiranjayzhao with the guillotine

rueghost

black cat oc attempt #8774331

duskroads

Vanilla Extract

homunculus-argument

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.