Grease Peddler

I tag nothing so finding anything on this site is an advanced form of torture for me

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[anarqueeen]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

[fjordojustice]

Refusal of the Call

[anarqueeen]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[contemptible-scoundrel]

older lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I was graduating high school you were just a baby. isn't that crazy

me, understanding the passage of time: not really

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Burger still gets made, even if you go Vegan. If you don’t buy it, it just winds up in the trash. If you want to do something meaningful about waste, you need legislation: It must become a crime to waste food in those ways.

If you care about Animal Cruelty in Factory Farms, you need to get legislation passed. It must become a crime to mistreat animals in those ways, and when malfeasances occurs, the onus of responsibility for those crimes must fall upon wealthy shoulders. That, also, requires legislation. It requires regulations, and regulators.

The largest source of Microplastics is wear and tear on automobile tires. It doesn’t matter what brand of shampoo you buy. It doesn’t matter which company you support with your dollar. The issue of Public Transit is too large-scale to be handled at anything less than the municipal level.

It’s not enough to just not participate in society

If you want the world to Change, you must leverage the mechanisms of political power.

You need Government.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

STOP PROPOSING INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS TO COLLECTIVE PROBLEMS

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[brbgensokyo]

[cryptotheism]

Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

[turtles-allthewaydown]

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Yeah Micycle, join us

@thoushallnotfear / @michaelbelongstosomeone / @wanttobelongtosomeone / @midnight-motor / @michael-moonbeam

[thoushallnotfear]

I feel like the wording of this post suggests that this is actually a bad idea

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Don't be stupid

[thoushallnotfear]

I don’t think I am being stupid?? That’s just how it reads. Like obviously I know you don’t think it’s a bad idea but. Ya know

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Mindless violence is fun and good for you it's a great idea

[mr-deep-downer]

can you larping weridos go play somewhere else? Fucking lost boys rpers in big 2026 like no this post is not a playground and was in fact, an honest vent.

[mr-deep-downer]

I would hunt and eat you people in a better world just to say I did. Fuck you I am god and devil here.

[mr-deep-downer]

I am quite literally, the strongest under the heavens n your like a Goomba to me. Pray.

[maxbytes]

this doesn't hurt him one bit he's just happy to be there with his friend

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[spidergirl-fibula]

[prasinoutsikos]

you will look at my one painting. it’s 1914